A Freelancer Parody *COMPLETED 7/9/06!*

Sun Oct 23, 2005 9:57 am by xp194

right we have a problem. LYNCH THE TEMPORARY DESERTER!!!!
Mob: YAY!

You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

Sun Oct 23, 2005 3:48 pm by darkfighter

Dont worry I got it covered, heh.

Plants homing device just in case he goes even worse.

I'm A Forum Bowser!

Sun Oct 23, 2005 5:18 pm by J Dawg

You're all delaying the updates by forcing Omega to open new chapters with an ever longer rambling prologue in order to defeat this exponentially expanding mob.

Mon Oct 24, 2005 12:21 am by xp194

it just makes them funnier though seeing how starman copes with the everexpanding mob.

You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:32 am by Nederb?

To bad your gonna lycnh me, you could've got some nice WMD's. Oh anyways, you're not that big a threat. ^^ I just opened up some really huge cyborg factories in China. I sold them some missles so now I've got about 9 million people working in the factories. This method is called outsourcing. ^^

*Nederbird inspects his new shiny cyborg army*

Me: Veery nice! Oh, n' just wait till you see my newly invented MBT! >=)
MHOUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mon Oct 24, 2005 10:57 am by Starman Omega

Enough with all the rearmament posts. It was funny for a while, but now nearly all I'm getting are posts with *sends 5000000000000000 nuclear missiles to the mob* and only a few actual reviews. Don't worry though, I'll be bringing the mob back later.

Do a barrel roll!

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Edited by - Starman Omega on 10/24/2005 11:58:10 AM

Mon Oct 24, 2005 9:07 pm by MM2

actrually,nukes aren't powerful in star trek so... all trek ship surived

Tue Oct 25, 2005 5:02 am by xp194

review mode online: oops, yeah good story Starman, keep up the good work!

You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

Tue Oct 25, 2005 7:51 am by Nederb?

Crap! I've got all the weapons in the world but I ain't got any Kazakh crisps.

Oh well ok. Was fun till it lasted. Hmmm... I'm getting hungry. Give me crisps!

Mon Oct 31, 2005 10:12 pm by Mike951

No one has posted any spam in 6 days!!!!! Its the apoclypes I tell you! the apoclypes!!!!! *has a heart attack and dies*

Edited by - Mike951 on 10/31/2005 10:12:37 PM

Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:07 am by xp194

and it just got spammed. Well Done mike951 you stopped it from being a week!
Any chance of a preview starman?

You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:04 pm by Mike020389

Woo cannot wait for the next chaper
hurray for Starman for making us one of the best fanfic's ever!!

Edited by - Mike020389 on 11/1/2005 3:31:07 PM

Tue Nov 01, 2005 10:42 pm by Chupa

I agree. Your real deal is much better than my parody of the parody.

Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:30 pm by Nederb?

Ahhh! I need this update now! Must... resist... no... need... medicine... can't reach! NOOOOOOO!

*Nederbörd start hopping and dancing around in crazyness*

OGA BOGA! OGA BOGA! OGA BOGA! OGA BOGA! OGA BOGA! OGA BOGA!...

Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:54 am by MM2

remember the 500 akiras,borg cubes under my command??
send them in front of starmen's bomb shelter!!
withdraws 50 nebulas(with weapons pod) from chupa's story to assiat the attacking force
give us the next chapter and we will spare your life!!!!!

P.S i am the old GDI officer that posted the avange the donut(i lost the darn narn password!!)
http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/Downloa ... sp?ID=1235

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