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A Freelancer Parody *COMPLETED 7/9/06!*

Read, add and comment on excellent written stories by fans, set within the Freelancer universe

Post Fri Nov 11, 2005 7:53 pm

Hooboy !
Just found the site and the fanfic - freakin' hilarious!!!! Starman, yer wasting your time in classes- go write for the nets, they need all the help they can get.
In the meantime-

GIVE IT UP, HUMAN! NEED NEXT CHAPTER!
(Or I'll send the Nomads a box of chocolate Krisy Kremes,Heh-heh!)

Post Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:57 am

guys i thought we agreed on no more Use uber ray of superblassifictaion whotsits. it's is cold hard spam! glad to hear it's coming out soon Starman

You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

Post Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:12 pm

... Come on people...
Starman has got a real life outside this fan fic, constant spamming and demands (joke or not) will not reduce the time it takes to update, it takes time to think of truly funny stuff that makes people laugh.. so what im saying is plz dont spam here.. only post comments, conplaints etc... things that actually mean something!.. but not spam of all things

Edited by - Mike020389 on 12/6/2005 11:15:13 AM

007

Post Tue Nov 15, 2005 12:31 pm

Keep up the good work Starman...

ive thought of writing fan fics also, but with college and a job, plus a GF, i have NO time at all

i come here to get comic relief... :-)

007

If you only learn one thing in Freelancer, let it be this, do not piss off someone who is much better, or has a much higher level than you.

Post Tue Nov 15, 2005 6:05 pm

"and demands (joke or not) will reduce the time it takes to update"

Don't you mean it will NOT reduce the time? (Jus checking)

I'm A Forum Bowser!

Post Tue Nov 15, 2005 10:35 pm

First of all, my Uber Ray was a planet based cannon. And sorry, but I hadn't heard about the ban of Uber-Rays. From now on, no more Uber Rays from me. I'll just have to come up with some other kind of superweapon....

Post Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:50 am

Maybe an enourmeously annoying Mohammed that's so irritating that people will flee from him?

Post Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:32 am

nah, that's not evil enough. I'm thinking of something a LOT more twisted...

Post Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:48 am

ATTACK my wingnuts attack!!!!

WARNING sometimes a very... contraversial site

www.sadlyno.com

Post Thu Nov 17, 2005 11:55 am

Like a mysterious, eighteen-legged, alien Howard Dean that comes from the solar system Vega in order to rob the Central African Republic of all it's imported dutch moldy old cheese they stored away to use it in conjuction with the Nocturnal Ring of Finlands Båtsfylla to spread doorknocker missionairies throughout the galaxy that spawn evil Chinese Maoist torturers of doom that use bad translation to torture their victims to outrageous madness so that they can roam the galaxy and steal everybodys teddy bear that will be used to creat a oversized black hole that will consume 13 galaxies and then die to leave a stinking brown nebula that produces Romanian radioactive fat which is an essential ingredient in furby suicide soldiers that will plague and terrorize the universe for aeons?

Or will you simply just put too much toilet paper in Starmans toilet so that it'll be unflushable?

Post Thu Nov 17, 2005 7:54 pm

Dub-U Tee Eff... I'm too lazy to read all of this, but man, that first part has REEEALLY bad spelling.

Post Thu Nov 17, 2005 10:42 pm

What, you've never heard of all your base are belong to us?

Post Fri Nov 18, 2005 12:27 pm

lol
I use that at school all the time

Post Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:43 pm

Hm? Bad spelling? Where?

Off-Topic: Aah, Gummiboll is such a nice song. ^^

Post Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:41 pm

I finally have my CD back (I lent it to a friend so he could install FL), so now I can finally make the next chapter VERYSOON(TM)! (And this is for real, if I take another 2 weeks, you have my permission to send a horde of crazed sugar-rushed nomads at my house)

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Do a barrel roll!

Edited by - Starman Omega on 11/19/2005 12:44:46 PM

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