A Freelancer Parody *COMPLETED 7/9/06!*

Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:04 pm by Nederb?

*Nederbörd takes a truckload of crisps, popcorns and chocolate as his eyes turns evil while he is watching the ongoing battle*

Me: Hehe! Finally something fun.

*One of Starmans Carriers gets destroyed. Nederbörd gets angry and starts shouting like grandpa front of a football (soccer for you Americans) game on TV*

Me: Oh come on! WTF was that! That ain't true! Simply unbelievable! You CAN do better than THAT! Then DO it! Smash teh boys!

*Starman uses a blackhole to suck in half of the enemy fleet*

Me: UNFAIR! F***ing unfair! And not fun either, they were just torn apart to molecules and sucked into some unseen hole! I want a judge!

*Nederbörd enters "restart" in the console and everything starts over*

Me: There... hey now it's fair play. This is gonna be niiiiice. >=)

Wed Nov 02, 2005 2:17 pm by Chupa

Ahem, Remember He asked for no spam.

If you want to spam I give you permission to go spam my post.
Zaphod knows I dont get enough as it is.

Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:42 pm by Nederb?

Ok, I "think" I'm going to stop from here. For a moment.

*Opens a can of SPAM and starts eating*

Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:46 pm by shroud00

spam tastes nasty..

Mon Nov 07, 2005 6:12 pm by mrdeaths

mmmm... spammmmmm

Tue Nov 08, 2005 6:53 am by Nederb?

Instead of spamming this thread (which I assume I'm doing right now

) with forum-spam I decided to eat spam!

Wed Nov 09, 2005 12:07 am by Hawk Of Prey

Now to show you what my gun can do.

*locks Uber-Ray Of Superkerblazification onto the Mob's fleet*

'SUCK ON THIS!'

*fires Uber-Ray Of Superkerblaification*

*Star Trek ships all explode and millions of tons of debris slams down onto the Mob's HQ*

'Now Starman can work in peace, without the Mob constantly siegeing his fortress.'

Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:17 am by mrdeaths

noooooooooooooooooooo...

Now, you force us to do this; deploy the vorpal bunny! Attack with our knights!
Everyone, 1,2,3, NI! NI! ni! ni! Ni! nI! niiiiiiiiiiii!!!

Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:05 am by Nederb?

*Watching the wierd blast destroying the mobs fortress*

Me: Hmm... that was good. Now I can work in peace without the threat of Teh MOB. It looked tasty too. Thanks man!

*Listening to mrdeaths*

Me: Ja, vad vill du med oss?

Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:12 pm by Hawk Of Prey

*turns the Uber-Ray Of Superkerblazification to target Mr Death's army of Knights Who Say Ni and Vorpal Bunnies*

"FOOL! YOU CANNOT WITHSTAND THE FORCE OF MY UBER-RAY!"

*fires the Uber-Ray again*

*Uber-Ray fails to fire*

"Damn, forgot that it has to recharge. Ah well, my private ship should deal with you."

*Spaceball 1 turns to face incoming army*

"TIME TO DIE!"

*Mr Death's army blown into orbit*

"Ok, that's two marauding armies dealt with. NEXT!"

Fri Nov 11, 2005 4:52 am by MM2

Calls in the secret weapon.......
Wells class timeship USS Relativity!!!!
Temproal traver on-line

sence:The starfleet and borg fighting the 'ship with uberbeam'
fire subatomar disruptors and lanuch all Chroniton torpedoes!!!!!
prevented the destruction of starfleet,USS Relativity returns back to its time.......................

P.S i am the old GDI officer that posted the avange the donut(i lost the darn narn password!!)
http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/Downloa ... sp?ID=1235

Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:17 pm by Chupa

Well Starman, you had a week...

Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:00 pm by Starman Omega

Don't worry, Chapter 11 is coming SOON(TM)!

Do a barrel roll!

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Edited by - Starman Omega on 11/11/2005 1:00:18 PM

Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:28 pm by Hawk Of Prey

Sorry bud, but your USS Relativity didn't do anything. The Uber-Ray blows it's target out of time as well as space.

Now, to tie up a loose end...

*aims Uber-Ray of Superkerblazification at USS Relativity*

"I hate time travellers"

*fires Uber-Ray*

*USS Relativity blown out of space and time, Starfleet and Borg Fleet re-destroyed because the USS Relativity now never existed*

"NEVER MESS WITH ME....please...."

Fri Nov 11, 2005 6:22 pm by MM2

wait,if you need to de exist USS Relativity,you should also time travel to the day is was planned and kill the planners,or else your actions is useless........
And don't forget USS Wells

it will help USS Relativity then USS Relativity will still do the same thing.............
p.s i think i smelt some flame,even in space!!!!
p.s2:good to hear that starman,you have 1 week
p.s 3:wow!!hawk of prey??!?!?!Mush de the over-sized romulan ship!

P.S i am the old GDI officer that posted the avange the donut(i lost the darn narn password!!)
http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/Downloa ... sp?ID=1235

Edited by - MM2 on 11/11/2005 6:24:02 PM

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