*Play Spy Music*
Me: *In Air Duct* Thinking: Ok, I need to get to the prisioner release console.
Guards: *Sleeping* (Of Course)
Me: *Falls through air duct into the right area* Ok! That was a good thing.
*Trips on shoelaces and makes several loud noises and crashes*
Guards: Still Sleeping
Me: "Wow, they are sure heavy sleepers" Begins pressing buttons.
*Alarm goes off*
Me: Crap! *Activates 3rd rate cloak*
Guards: "There he is!" *Teleports me off*
Me: *Begins next plan for infiltration of the jail*
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Sun Sep 25, 2005 7:26 am
Me: Aye mateys! Lets shove that bloody gunpowder in them mighty canons!
Mob: YARRR!!
Me: Then we'll take the judge as prisoner and set sail for thay seven seas! And let him walk the plank! AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!
Mob: AAARRRGGHH!
Me: Fire them canons, matyes! AARRGGH!
Mob: Aye aye!
Me: YARRRRRR!
Mob: YARRR!!
Me: Then we'll take the judge as prisoner and set sail for thay seven seas! And let him walk the plank! AAARRRGGHHH!!!!!
Mob: AAARRRGGHH!
Me: Fire them canons, matyes! AARRGGH!
Mob: Aye aye!
Me: YARRRRRR!
Sun Sep 25, 2005 9:57 am
damn it darkfighter you're gonna need better plans then that!
Me: in uniform 'borrowed' from one of the guards.
Guards: Drunk
Me: Ainfstrudel Mein Snichtzel!
Guards: Run of to search
Starman Omega: Where have you been!
Me: playing blackjack on your life...
S O: and...
Me: (in a very small voice) I lost...
(normal) hey look over there!
S O: huh? wah!
Me: 'jumping of of 10th story widow into Titan ready to level detention centre' fire when ready!
You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face
Me: in uniform 'borrowed' from one of the guards.
Guards: Drunk
Me: Ainfstrudel Mein Snichtzel!
Guards: Run of to search
Starman Omega: Where have you been!
Me: playing blackjack on your life...
S O: and...
Me: (in a very small voice) I lost...
(normal) hey look over there!
S O: huh? wah!
Me: 'jumping of of 10th story widow into Titan ready to level detention centre' fire when ready!
You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face
Wed Sep 28, 2005 10:45 am
*Bomshells fly in the air as the pirate ships bombard the courthouse*
Som guy: Thee house is ímpenetrable captain! No damage!
Me: Hmm... I'll have to think of something. Ah! Got it! Have a basecamp established on land!
Some guy: LAND!?
Me: Yes, now!
Some guy: Aye!
2 hours later.
Me: I've got a secret plan mateys. Give me the materials!
Mob: Yay!
*Nederbörd swallows 50.000 kilograms of pure fat, two plates of Swedish meatballs and a little Gulasch and turns into the fattest blob the universe has ever seen*
Me: Now we will finally defeat the candy-ass judges arses! TOO ARMS MATEYS!
Mob: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Back in the courthouse everyone laughs hysterically and the fattest blob in the universe. Unaware of their coming downfall, unaware of Nederbörd evil plan to get a new chapter out to the public...
Me: This time I WILL succed! MHOUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!
Som guy: Thee house is ímpenetrable captain! No damage!
Me: Hmm... I'll have to think of something. Ah! Got it! Have a basecamp established on land!
Some guy: LAND!?
Me: Yes, now!
Some guy: Aye!
2 hours later.
Me: I've got a secret plan mateys. Give me the materials!
Mob: Yay!
*Nederbörd swallows 50.000 kilograms of pure fat, two plates of Swedish meatballs and a little Gulasch and turns into the fattest blob the universe has ever seen*
Me: Now we will finally defeat the candy-ass judges arses! TOO ARMS MATEYS!
Mob: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
Back in the courthouse everyone laughs hysterically and the fattest blob in the universe. Unaware of their coming downfall, unaware of Nederbörd evil plan to get a new chapter out to the public...
Me: This time I WILL succed! MHOUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAAA!!!!!
Fri Sep 30, 2005 2:41 am
*activates comm screen*
'Gentlemen, I have a deal for you. Release Starman Omega, or be obliterated by the....*play dramatic music as curtain is ripped away from large cannon-like thing* RAY OF UBER-KERBLAZIFICATION!!! MUHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* As I was saying, release Starman Omega....or be destroyed. Nad don't think that you can get away. In case you haven't noticed, you have already been infiltrated twice and you have a massive blob approaching to kill you all. Oh....I wasn't supposed to say that.....ah well, release Starman Omega or DIE! *laughs maniacally while stroking a very angry cat*
'And by the way, the police wanted me to tell you that they impounded your ships for landing in a no landing zone, crushed them into cubes, and that you have to collect the cubes. Until next time.'
'Gentlemen, I have a deal for you. Release Starman Omega, or be obliterated by the....*play dramatic music as curtain is ripped away from large cannon-like thing* RAY OF UBER-KERBLAZIFICATION!!! MUHAHAHAHA!! *ahem* As I was saying, release Starman Omega....or be destroyed. Nad don't think that you can get away. In case you haven't noticed, you have already been infiltrated twice and you have a massive blob approaching to kill you all. Oh....I wasn't supposed to say that.....ah well, release Starman Omega or DIE! *laughs maniacally while stroking a very angry cat*
'And by the way, the police wanted me to tell you that they impounded your ships for landing in a no landing zone, crushed them into cubes, and that you have to collect the cubes. Until next time.'
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:04 am
Hmm... he doesn't seem to be released. Oh well, time for my super evil plan! >=)
*Nederbörd uses a bunch of zeppelins to liftoff. Over the courthouse he pick up a feather from his pocket and pushes it into his mouth. Then he starts tickling himself at the entrance to the throat. And all that fat that was in his stomach flows out through his mouth as a giant rain of vomit. The vomit has adopted an acidic form and tears down the entire courthouse. In the middle the judge, jury, Starman Omega and a bunch of funny people remain.*
Judge: Oh ****!
Nederbörd: ATTACK!!! Wait! NOOO!
*Nederbörd is pulled up into the air by the zeppelins*
Nederbörd: Somebody get me outta here!
*Nederbörd uses a bunch of zeppelins to liftoff. Over the courthouse he pick up a feather from his pocket and pushes it into his mouth. Then he starts tickling himself at the entrance to the throat. And all that fat that was in his stomach flows out through his mouth as a giant rain of vomit. The vomit has adopted an acidic form and tears down the entire courthouse. In the middle the judge, jury, Starman Omega and a bunch of funny people remain.*
Judge: Oh ****!
Nederbörd: ATTACK!!! Wait! NOOO!
*Nederbörd is pulled up into the air by the zeppelins*
Nederbörd: Somebody get me outta here!
Thu Oct 06, 2005 10:42 pm
Nomad 1: Get ready, for Chapter 10 is on its way! Featuring such craziness as Big, Even Bigger, and *&$#^&(%#(*ing HUGE Rheinland fleets, the Admiral Ackbar syndrome, and Trent finally going off the deep end! Also featuring a special guest appearance from-
Don't give too much away!
Nomad 1: Alright then. Anyway, GET READY, IT'S COMING...Exactly when is it coming out?
Hmm...about 3 wee-I mean SOON!
Nomad 1: IT'S COMING SOON TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU!
Do a barrel roll!
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Edited by - Starman Omega on 10/6/2005 11:47:18 PM
Don't give too much away!
Nomad 1: Alright then. Anyway, GET READY, IT'S COMING...Exactly when is it coming out?
Hmm...about 3 wee-I mean SOON!
Nomad 1: IT'S COMING SOON TO A COMPUTER NEAR YOU!
Do a barrel roll!
Want to get the chapters of A Freelancer Parody before anyone else? Click here for more info.
Edited by - Starman Omega on 10/6/2005 11:47:18 PM
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