fuN-Nny lol. and that base you nuke, like a bunch of the others was a liftoff base with instantaneous moving! Yes its true! See that building, over there......
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A Freelancer Parody *COMPLETED 7/9/06!*
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Thu Oct 20, 2005 7:37 am
Hey, Starman, if you think that I've infringed upon you Copyright of this story, please tell me and I'll delete my post and I'll deny any statement that I ever posted it. If you so wish.
Within the domains of Starman Omegas Fliegenfestung...
King: Hey, Orillion, cen you get me donuts?
Orillion: Sure.
Orillian walks away to the doughnut packages. But suddenly, as he reaches for one of the packages a horde of the most annoying thing in the world jumps out in front of him. Teletubbies!
Orillion: Oh **** no!
Trent: What is it?
Orillion: Judgement day has come! Doom's here! Run for your lives!
Trent: o_O
Orillion: Beware of the teletubbies! a telletubbie hops out of the storage.
Trent: O_O Oh bugger, we're doomed! RUN!
But as they run more and more teletubbies plopp out in front of everyone. Soon they're all surrounded.
Orillion: Nooo! What are we going to do!
Quintane: I've got an idea!
Trent: What?
Quintane pulls a jar of honey from his pocket.
Trent: o_O
Quintane: Die spawns of evil! he roared as he throwed the jar of honey into the horde.
King: Cool, I didn't know you could roar.
Quintane: What do you think I did on New Berlin in my twenties?
King: Studied?
Quintane: No for Gods sake. I had the best time in my life there.
King: What was tha-... I don't want to know.
Juni: Looks they're blowing up!
All the teletubbies overloaded and exploded.
Trent: Smart.
But then even more irritating creatures teleported themselves into the station.
Orillion: OH GOOD! OMG! FURBIES! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Quintane: I've got an idea!
Trent: And the day's saved.
Quintane: Anybody got some porridge?
Sinclair: I have.
King: Well hand it over to him.
Sinclair: NO! IT'S MINE! THE PORRIDGE IS MINE!
Random Furby: Im Hungry. Feed me!
Orillion: AHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! >_<
Random Furby: Feeeeeeeeed meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody groaned in pain. Starman Omega came out of his office.
Starman Omega: What's go-... WTF?!! O_O
Random Furby: I love you!
Starman Omega: O_o
All furbies: I love you!
A furbie opened his godforsaken mouth and shot out a message in a glasstube the landed next to Starman Omega.
Shooting Furby: Feed me!
Quintane: Sinclair, may I have your porridge?
Sinclair: ^_^ I'll do anyting for you, Quintie Poo! (Pooh?) ^_^
Quintane: Oh no, not again. Quintane took the opened the jar and took a spoon as he lowered himself to the height of a midget.
Quintane: Hi little Furby.
Furby: Hi!
Quintane: Are you hungry?
Furby: I'm hungry. Feed me!
Quintane: >_< Very well, open you mouth.
Furby: Aaa. The furby opened his mouth.
Quintane pushen in a spoon of porridge into the Furby's mouth.
Furby: Yumm! Yumm, yumm yumm.
Quintane: >_< I hate you.
Furby: I love you!
Quintane: >_<
A pirate came in.
Pirate: Yarrr, avast ye!
Random Furby: I love you!
Pirate: O_o AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
The pirate took up the furby and throwed it into the wall. Upon it's destruction a titanium ball flew out from it and hit the pirate directly in the forehead.
Pirate: AURR!!! and he fel to the grund.
The porridge feeded furby spread theporridge to all other furbies. Who spread it around and so on. The porridge made all furbies mechanism go wierdo and they all exploded. Leaving after themselves the steanch of burned meatballs.
King: Uuugh!
Starman Omega picked up his letter and read it.
''Dear Starman Omega.
I'm Nederbörd. President of Smirnovka Radfat AB-Kft. I come to you with a proposition. If you are to accept my friendship and loyal support to you as an ally I will end the meatball stench in your fortress. If not, It'll be there for all eternity. It is immune to author powers and the order of the great universe and the unorder outside of it's boundaries. With this proposal also comes an offer you can't resist, ONLY FOR YOU! Now you have the exclusive chance to buy 50 MEGATONS OF RADIOACTIVE FAT for only 25.000SEK! This you may use against your enemies. If you accept this alliance (along with an offer) you will get a free discount on all of our products. From our famous radioactive fat to our vomiting feathers. Think of it. An alliance and EVERYTHING FOR FREE!
Sincerely, Nederbörd''
Starman Omega: Hmmm.........
Within the domains of Starman Omegas Fliegenfestung...
King: Hey, Orillion, cen you get me donuts?
Orillion: Sure.
Orillian walks away to the doughnut packages. But suddenly, as he reaches for one of the packages a horde of the most annoying thing in the world jumps out in front of him. Teletubbies!
Orillion: Oh **** no!
Trent: What is it?
Orillion: Judgement day has come! Doom's here! Run for your lives!
Trent: o_O
Orillion: Beware of the teletubbies! a telletubbie hops out of the storage.
Trent: O_O Oh bugger, we're doomed! RUN!
But as they run more and more teletubbies plopp out in front of everyone. Soon they're all surrounded.
Orillion: Nooo! What are we going to do!
Quintane: I've got an idea!
Trent: What?
Quintane pulls a jar of honey from his pocket.
Trent: o_O
Quintane: Die spawns of evil! he roared as he throwed the jar of honey into the horde.
King: Cool, I didn't know you could roar.
Quintane: What do you think I did on New Berlin in my twenties?
King: Studied?
Quintane: No for Gods sake. I had the best time in my life there.
King: What was tha-... I don't want to know.
Juni: Looks they're blowing up!
All the teletubbies overloaded and exploded.
Trent: Smart.
But then even more irritating creatures teleported themselves into the station.
Orillion: OH GOOD! OMG! FURBIES! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
Quintane: I've got an idea!
Trent: And the day's saved.
Quintane: Anybody got some porridge?
Sinclair: I have.
King: Well hand it over to him.
Sinclair: NO! IT'S MINE! THE PORRIDGE IS MINE!
Random Furby: Im Hungry. Feed me!
Orillion: AHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE! >_<
Random Furby: Feeeeeeeeed meeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!
Everybody groaned in pain. Starman Omega came out of his office.
Starman Omega: What's go-... WTF?!! O_O
Random Furby: I love you!
Starman Omega: O_o
All furbies: I love you!
A furbie opened his godforsaken mouth and shot out a message in a glasstube the landed next to Starman Omega.
Shooting Furby: Feed me!
Quintane: Sinclair, may I have your porridge?
Sinclair: ^_^ I'll do anyting for you, Quintie Poo! (Pooh?) ^_^
Quintane: Oh no, not again. Quintane took the opened the jar and took a spoon as he lowered himself to the height of a midget.
Quintane: Hi little Furby.
Furby: Hi!
Quintane: Are you hungry?
Furby: I'm hungry. Feed me!
Quintane: >_< Very well, open you mouth.
Furby: Aaa. The furby opened his mouth.
Quintane pushen in a spoon of porridge into the Furby's mouth.
Furby: Yumm! Yumm, yumm yumm.
Quintane: >_< I hate you.
Furby: I love you!
Quintane: >_<
A pirate came in.
Pirate: Yarrr, avast ye!
Random Furby: I love you!
Pirate: O_o AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!
The pirate took up the furby and throwed it into the wall. Upon it's destruction a titanium ball flew out from it and hit the pirate directly in the forehead.
Pirate: AURR!!! and he fel to the grund.
The porridge feeded furby spread theporridge to all other furbies. Who spread it around and so on. The porridge made all furbies mechanism go wierdo and they all exploded. Leaving after themselves the steanch of burned meatballs.
King: Uuugh!
Starman Omega picked up his letter and read it.
''Dear Starman Omega.
I'm Nederbörd. President of Smirnovka Radfat AB-Kft. I come to you with a proposition. If you are to accept my friendship and loyal support to you as an ally I will end the meatball stench in your fortress. If not, It'll be there for all eternity. It is immune to author powers and the order of the great universe and the unorder outside of it's boundaries. With this proposal also comes an offer you can't resist, ONLY FOR YOU! Now you have the exclusive chance to buy 50 MEGATONS OF RADIOACTIVE FAT for only 25.000SEK! This you may use against your enemies. If you accept this alliance (along with an offer) you will get a free discount on all of our products. From our famous radioactive fat to our vomiting feathers. Think of it. An alliance and EVERYTHING FOR FREE!
Sincerely, Nederbörd''
Starman Omega: Hmmm.........
Fri Oct 21, 2005 6:12 am
Just you know, I've a bunch of factories. My main factory lies in the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Wolves Land. My second largest lies secretly dug inder the Barsebäck Nuclear Power Plant in Sweden. I've got a smaller factory in Smirnovka, Wolves Land. And then a bunch in Hungary. Then I have about 20 more in Sweden and 40 in Ukraine. I've also placed a mobile smaller factory in Australia.
Come and visit our Chernobyl factory and you will get a free Finsk Pinne (Finnish stick, a confect)!
Come and visit our Chernobyl factory and you will get a free Finsk Pinne (Finnish stick, a confect)!
(the green glow) Sat Oct 22, 2005 4:54 am
calls in 500 akira crusers(fedration)90 borg cubes to join the mobs force
MORE!!MORE!!!
P.S i am the old GDI officer that posted the avange the donut(i lost the darn narn password!!)
http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/Downloa ... sp?ID=1235
MORE!!MORE!!!
P.S i am the old GDI officer that posted the avange the donut(i lost the darn narn password!!)
http://www.lancersreactor.com/t/Downloa ... sp?ID=1235
Sat Oct 22, 2005 8:33 am
*Donating 50 WMD classed missles each filled with 800 megaton radiactive fat*
Me: All right, that should do it. But I don't want to lose the fanfic, besides, I like Starman.
*Donates 10 WMD classed missles each filled with 1000 megaton radiactive fat plus a Sovet era nuclear missle and an electric toothbrush*
Me: Ok, now it's fair.
Me: Let's see some WAR!
Edited by - Nederbörd on 10/22/2005 9:33:48 AM
Me: All right, that should do it. But I don't want to lose the fanfic, besides, I like Starman.
*Donates 10 WMD classed missles each filled with 1000 megaton radiactive fat plus a Sovet era nuclear missle and an electric toothbrush*
Me: Ok, now it's fair.
Me: Let's see some WAR!
Edited by - Nederbörd on 10/22/2005 9:33:48 AM
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