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Hey Eskie, I''m huntin'' Wabbitsees!
This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.
Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:34 am
Oh come now folks, after all this time hunting wabbits you are not going to allow him to get you side tracked on a "Tors hunt" are you? I can just imagine his horrible furry face beaming from big flopsey ear to big flopsey ear as he chortles on GB's and sits back to watch the hunting party end up wandering in all directions, looking under every rock, down every hole and up every frock while the 6 foot mutant acts all innocent and "who me?"ish. Pah!
@Indy: Wuh'jih be 'avin' ih problem wi'h dih v'nac'lrs dehn eh?
@Indy: Wuh'jih be 'avin' ih problem wi'h dih v'nac'lrs dehn eh?
Fri Oct 20, 2006 8:34 am
Say what you wish, Esky. I'd think that even such modest rabbit such as yourself would be able to manipulate time to show your dual identity. I'll only believe your denial when the TLR staff shows undoctored proof from the registration records that you're different.
In any case, what's more important than dual identity is my thought that this thread just might be the reason for the server needing new hardware and more storage space...
In any case, what's more important than dual identity is my thought that this thread just might be the reason for the server needing new hardware and more storage space...
Fri Oct 20, 2006 3:02 pm
Glad you got that because otherwise I could have been left all alone in an abstract little moment. Of course, based on what you figured if they provide "undoctored proof" they will not be left with much.
Shhhh!
On the shares front, stocks in Ginger took a slight dive today when it was revealed that the Ginger Breadman may not be featuring in the next Shrek installment. Insiders say that his women's clothing fetish had spread from simple and not so obvious thongs to parading around the set in the Fairy Godmother's evening gowns.
With more positive news T.D.CoOP has reaped the rewards of its R&D department's work on the GB Fuel Cell with Lada averaging 6,000 miles on one fill. Represantantives from T.D.CoOp shall be presenting the findings to the Towelclanger Ambassador later this week. If their forces were equipped with such vehicles they could strike deep within the Esquilaxativian heartland and return to safety in one fell swoop. The greatest danger to such a venture is how a bunny may react if he were to capture such a vehicle and imbibe same liquid. Lab tests are as yet "inconclusive".
More to follow.
Shhhh!
On the shares front, stocks in Ginger took a slight dive today when it was revealed that the Ginger Breadman may not be featuring in the next Shrek installment. Insiders say that his women's clothing fetish had spread from simple and not so obvious thongs to parading around the set in the Fairy Godmother's evening gowns.
With more positive news T.D.CoOP has reaped the rewards of its R&D department's work on the GB Fuel Cell with Lada averaging 6,000 miles on one fill. Represantantives from T.D.CoOp shall be presenting the findings to the Towelclanger Ambassador later this week. If their forces were equipped with such vehicles they could strike deep within the Esquilaxativian heartland and return to safety in one fell swoop. The greatest danger to such a venture is how a bunny may react if he were to capture such a vehicle and imbibe same liquid. Lab tests are as yet "inconclusive".
More to follow.
Sat Oct 21, 2006 7:52 am
it's an incredible case of shizophrenia isn't it? the Rabbit-thing is even arguing with himself! Of course he created this thread for the sole purose of drawing attention to himself, stuck down that lonely hole as he is with only a 486 for company, and poor Jaggy hanging around at the entrance.
meantime, I'm still having a smashing holiday thank you! Indcorp's hospitality is second to none, and those "Swiss" limos arrive bang on time to take me down to the casino where I can make pious comments on the sinful nature of Western society, along with the lovely assistantettes provided by Indycorp Secretarial Services, chosen for their brains and demure modest comportment of course.
and just how are things in the "liberated" territories or indeed back home, o Bunny of Bountifyulness? How's your pal the ERF coping with the rainy season and the consequent collapse of the transportation system? plus rabbit holes don't fare too well in floods and afaik bunnies are poor swimmers.
meantime, I'm still having a smashing holiday thank you! Indcorp's hospitality is second to none, and those "Swiss" limos arrive bang on time to take me down to the casino where I can make pious comments on the sinful nature of Western society, along with the lovely assistantettes provided by Indycorp Secretarial Services, chosen for their brains and demure modest comportment of course.
and just how are things in the "liberated" territories or indeed back home, o Bunny of Bountifyulness? How's your pal the ERF coping with the rainy season and the consequent collapse of the transportation system? plus rabbit holes don't fare too well in floods and afaik bunnies are poor swimmers.
Sat Oct 21, 2006 9:36 am
To: Mr. "T-Towels" Tawakalna
Fm: Amanda Personables, AGM
Dear T-T.
May I call you T-T?
I regret to advise that we are unable to secure the condiment you requested. We have searched and cannot find any Marmite within easy access or in the quantities you requested. Would Vegemite do?
PS: This week's assistant, at your request, will again be Miss "Cheetah" Rivera.
Warmest regards,
AP.
Edited by - Indy11 on 10/21/2006 10:36:18 AM
Fm: Amanda Personables, AGM
Dear T-T.
May I call you T-T?
I regret to advise that we are unable to secure the condiment you requested. We have searched and cannot find any Marmite within easy access or in the quantities you requested. Would Vegemite do?
PS: This week's assistant, at your request, will again be Miss "Cheetah" Rivera.
Warmest regards,
AP.
Edited by - Indy11 on 10/21/2006 10:36:18 AM
Sat Oct 21, 2006 2:30 pm
@Taw: A shizoprhenic chimera? Strange but that actually makes a lot of sense.
Glad the see the transportation is running like a Swiss clock btw, enjoy yizzer hols lad.
@Indy:
They may be very similar products but considering the hostilities between Taw and the Flopsey-Downunderers I doubt very much that the Australian pretender to the throne would suffice.
Cant restist this though:
Glad the see the transportation is running like a Swiss clock btw, enjoy yizzer hols lad.
@Indy:
Would Vegemite do?
They may be very similar products but considering the hostilities between Taw and the Flopsey-Downunderers I doubt very much that the Australian pretender to the throne would suffice.
Cant restist this though:
Travelling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said...
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six-foot-four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said...
"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover"
Yeah
Lyin' in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said...
Sat Oct 21, 2006 10:42 pm
Oh, there you are towelboy; I was wondering where you were. I thought that you may fallen into the pool at your resort at the shock of seeing so much water and so little sand 
. As for ERF, interestingly he/she/it has been conspicuously absent of late, but the reports from Esquilaxistan are good. Many schools and Universities have been rebuilt, and fountains of GB are currently being installed. Yes, things are going very well as I understand it. I haven't had time to make a State visit yet, but that will come in time.
AELK - Your assumption is indeed accurate, as was mine as I believed that you would once again post your inaccurate feminist catchphrases in this thread, and once again add nothing to the conversation. I do *try* to ignore you, but when you continue to stroll into threads and post gross generalisations and, what is worse, not actually post anything on-topic (if indeed, the topic of this thread can be determined), I feel compelled to remind you that I will not let you get away with it. *Shrugs and decides to take the high(er) road* Some women will be "women" I suppose.
EDIT: That reminds me AELK, where do you pick up all of these (largely) inaccurate anti-male slurs? You sound like a number of female friends with whom I associated at University. Interestingly, they never had cause to label me in such a fashion, despite holding similar views to yours. Yes, they must all have been wrong in their assessment of my character. Obviously your opinion holds far more weight with me, and I am looking into changing myself as we speak...
Edited by - esquilax on 10/21/2006 11:43:51 PM
. As for ERF, interestingly he/she/it has been conspicuously absent of late, but the reports from Esquilaxistan are good. Many schools and Universities have been rebuilt, and fountains of GB are currently being installed. Yes, things are going very well as I understand it. I haven't had time to make a State visit yet, but that will come in time.
AELK - Your assumption is indeed accurate, as was mine as I believed that you would once again post your inaccurate feminist catchphrases in this thread, and once again add nothing to the conversation. I do *try* to ignore you, but when you continue to stroll into threads and post gross generalisations and, what is worse, not actually post anything on-topic (if indeed, the topic of this thread can be determined), I feel compelled to remind you that I will not let you get away with it. *Shrugs and decides to take the high(er) road* Some women will be "women" I suppose.
EDIT: That reminds me AELK, where do you pick up all of these (largely) inaccurate anti-male slurs? You sound like a number of female friends with whom I associated at University. Interestingly, they never had cause to label me in such a fashion, despite holding similar views to yours. Yes, they must all have been wrong in their assessment of my character. Obviously your opinion holds far more weight with me, and I am looking into changing myself as we speak...
Edited by - esquilax on 10/21/2006 11:43:51 PM