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Hey Eskie, I''m huntin'' Wabbitsees!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 1:00 pm

You should really try amalgamated the Peoples' Esquilaxiavitavian Zealots and the Esquilaxitavian National Intelligence Service into one integrated organistation. I'll help you by trying to think of a suitable acronym for a conjunction of PEZ and ENIS, shouldn't be too hard..

eureka!

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:15 pm

Well, at least this means the war is over.

The Hawk men can safely fly the skys again.

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:17 pm

The naming of the two organisations is merely a coincidence. Trust you to attempt to develop crass humour at the expense of a simple coincidence. Shame! Of course, that sort of humour is well-respected in your hotel room, but then the audience is small and expectations are low. Yep, Tawakalnic humour at its finest *rolls eyes*.

We of Esquilaxitavia of course, have far more sophisticated humour. For example, one of our most popular jokes has been part of Esquilaxian life for nearly 20 years, and is therefore a classic. The joke is: "A horse walks into a bar, and the barman asks 'Why the long face?'" Classic . Compete with that Mullah! Show us some *decent* Tawakalnic humour (if it exists)! Indeed, I'm sure that we can all enjoy the myriad jokes about camels and sand, etc .

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 3:34 pm

what's crass about SNEEZIP?

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 6:15 pm

Hmph! Sounds like an antihistamine. Anyway, we are still waiting for you to prove that Tawakalnic humour is not as poor as is generally thought ex-Mullah. Surely you have some jokes about rabbits at least!

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 9:35 pm

@Finalday- I don't think the war is over yet. More like the eye of the storm. I'd keep your crows away until the Tawalkanic crusades to reclaim the Hole-y Land (due to rabbits) are over. I think, if they feast on some quality Californian spinich, the conquest may indeed come sooner than we think!

Post Mon Oct 09, 2006 10:22 pm

ok guys lets break open the jeager and put on the metalica or whatever you guys listen to as long as its hard and heavy and have a good time by the ways i started without ya burp!

Post Tue Oct 10, 2006 12:41 am

Eh? What the hell are you going on about now "Ricky", and what does it have to do with the price of GB? *Shakes head, and decides to ignore the aforementioned poster from now on*

Post Tue Oct 10, 2006 5:51 am

No I don't think so. We best not drop our guard until all of Esquilaxistan has been cleansed or reformed, lest Mullahcakes chooses that time to send in his little remaining forces, in an attempt to reclaim his ill-begotten country. In the meantime, I will be conducting tours that lead around the capital of Esquilaxitavia, showcasing some of the great monuments built by the ancestors of Esquilaxitavia.

Post Tue Oct 10, 2006 6:14 pm

i mean guys stop all this fighting and have drink around the fire. here in corzinastan we cant afford the luxuries of heating oil or any kind of gas. cause the taxes are so high so just stop fighting and have a drink with our enemys around a fire of garbage cause thats all we can afford to burn.

Post Wed Oct 11, 2006 12:23 pm

Here in free Esquilaxistan there is only one drink allowed, the Rabbit God's own ambrosia, noble Ginger Beer! Our beloved Rabbit is as teetotal as the vile Mullah ever was, although GB is much better for you than all that yucky sherbert.

Edited by - Esquilaxistani Rabbyteen on 10/11/2006 1:24:07 PM

Post Wed Oct 11, 2006 2:03 pm

Well it just really doesn't make sense. One, you aren't drinking ginger beer (as my companion Rabbyteen pointed out). Second, Why would you burn garbage? I mean that would just make the enviroment even worse. It's much more cleaner to have it recycled and preserve the enviroment while at the same time making new toilet paper that will be sent to needy refugees around the world (Esquilaxistan is enviroment friendly and cares about the world!). Thierd of all, you are sitting with ENEMIES! You're going ot be shot in the chest, or even worse, the ears! I truly pity your life Richy. I'll have a Deluxe Toilet Care package sent to you if you want.

Post Wed Oct 11, 2006 3:35 pm

Jaggy - I'd just ignore him. He's posted that damn picture three times in at least two (I think that it is now three) threads, and has therefore been effectively excommunicated by the Rabbit-God. I have spoken! Still, feel free to abuse him if you wish, but only if it amuses you; that's the important thing .

Post Wed Oct 11, 2006 11:29 pm

this sycophantic rabbit worship is really quite disgusting. I must gather together the remaining rabbit-hunters into a global anti-rabbit coalition and begin a War on Error against this Ashkus of Weevil.

I think Eskwilurx just invents all these rabbit-lovers and it's really him doing all the "we love you great rabbit!" posts. it's suspicious how these characters just "hop" up from nowhere, post a few times, then disappear for months (if they're ever seen again)

Post Thu Oct 12, 2006 3:34 am

i dont like this rabbit loving tosser any more besides rabbits are on the bottom of the food chain here in corzianastan . in this country known has new jersey we have a plentful array foods like corn beef, pastrami, genoa salami, provalone cheese, sausage, and also jon corzines favorite hebrew national hotdogs and we top it off with the finest mustard.

Edited by - richard s on 10/12/2006 4:37:54 AM

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