The naming of the two organisations is merely a coincidence. Trust you to attempt to develop crass humour at the expense of a simple coincidence. Shame! Of course, that sort of humour is well-respected in your hotel room, but then the audience is small and expectations are low. Yep, Tawakalnic humour at its finest *rolls eyes*.
We of Esquilaxitavia of course, have far more sophisticated humour. For example, one of our most popular jokes has been part of Esquilaxian life for nearly 20 years, and is therefore a classic. The joke is: "A horse walks into a bar, and the barman asks 'Why the long face?'" Classic

. Compete with that Mullah! Show us some *decent* Tawakalnic humour (if it exists)! Indeed, I'm sure that we can all enjoy the myriad jokes about camels and sand, etc

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