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Here in free Esquilaxistan there is only one drink allowed, the Rabbit God's own ambrosia, noble Ginger Beer! Our beloved Rabbit is as teetotal as the vile Mullah ever was, although GB is much better for you than all that yucky sherbert.

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all this while staring yourself blind on a picture of His Hareyness:


Your "god"

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Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

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i dont like this rabbit loving t*sser any more

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I never did. See where all this pro-rabbit claptrap has got to? The Esquilax Reactor, that's what. I tried to nip all this rabbitism in the bud, stop it before it spread too far, but no, everyone felt sorry for the poor icka bunnies. Now they've taken over!

AELK - quite right too, no worship of false gods.
Rabbyteen - I think there's too much sugar in your GB.
Jaggy - Rabbyteen has the edge in pro-rabbit sycophancy.
Rabbit - <insert standard anti-rabbit insults>



Edited by - Tawakalna on 10/12/2006 11:51:18 AM

ERF is not I, and I have no need to create any additional accounts. Furthermore, this is obvious to anyone who checks the times at which ERF has posted. On page 40 of this thread for example, you will notice that in order to post at 07:47 PST, I would have had to have been on the internet just before 4am (assuming that my conversion is accurate). Possible, yes. Likely? No. I need my beauty sleep. My fur and eyes doesn't stay this shiny and bright on their own you know!

*Shrugs* Essentially, believe me or do not. The Rabbit-God doesn't care and indeed, has been reconsidering his rather contradictory anti-religious Theocracy. Perhaps it is time to move to a more secular arrangement. Hmm, "President Esquilax"? No, too American. "Mullah Esquilax"? Bleh, that's out for obvious reasons. "Prime Minister Esquilax"? Meh. "Emperor"? Neh. "His Excellency the Lord Esquilax, Earl of the Secular Kingdom (Earldom?) of the Rabbitfolk"? Hmm.

In any case, I do not mind the idolatry of being divine in nature, but the constant religious ceremonies become quite tiring after a while. Any thoughts, O friends and foes of the Rabbit-horse Chimaera?

Filthy ex-Mullah - <Insert TWO standard anti-Tawakalnic insults>

I would welcome respect and veneration of Gaia but I do not believe in proselytisation.

Edited by - AELK on 10/14/2006 8:18:51 AM

how about "His Hoppityness the Grand Poobah? "

AELK - Technically, I would argue that the semantic interpretation of the term "proselytise" could be used to describe anyone who has attempted to convince another person to accept an alternative opinion/belief. As we all have opinions, I find your statement rather ironic, as you identify youself a person who does not believe in the practise of proselytisation, and yet you certainly seem to "hammer home" your opinions on a regular basis in order to persuade (see convert) us to accept your beliefs .

Taw - That's pretty "lame" and "old skool", innit?

lame is as lame does, and I'm an "old skool" kind of Mullah! so "old skool" that I'm going to give you a glimpse of my cunning plan to retake Tawakalnistan (it's true and proper name) from the vile rabbits currently occupying it (quite illegally I might add and in direct contravention of United Nations Resolution #378 - the one that forbids occupying forces from interfering with local soft drinks supplies if the replacement soft drink contains alcohol.)



I'm rather enjoying the predicted ballistic path of that projectile! and it's an easter egg too, how very appropriate!

here's an undoctored shot of the "Great Rabbit" benefactor of his people..



not quite so benevolent there is he? and here's a candid shot taken by Tawakalnic resistance forces of the contuining bizarre genetic experiments being conducted in occupied Tawakalnistan by Esquilurxian "scientists" - lokk what they're doing do our humpty camels, backbone of the Tawakalnistan economy! disgraceful! disgusting!



witness the wickedness unleashed by this so-called "liberation"

Edited by - Tawakalna on 10/14/2006 5:13:45 AM

Oh yes. I certainly do hammer home my points don't I? All 45 times now. You, Mr. Rabbit, on the other hand are a model of restraint in your opinions. All 6,400 of them.

Catapults ex-Mullah? Still sticking with your traditional roots I see . I thought that you had cannon technology, but it would seem that I was wrong. In any case, I imagine that your underwriter, IndyCorp (USA), is charging an arm and a checkered towel for those lumbering machines of war. Still, it's your credit line .

As for your accusations of continuing genetic experimentation, that is a vile lie. Sometimes the wildlife in Esquilaxistan gets into The Formula before it can be prevented, which can result in some slight side-effects. Such effects are of course, treated with Esquilaxitavian medication and unguents and poultices made from GB, and such treatments have proven to have been very effective. As for that camel, it was like that when I arrived! No doubt a cunning ploy by you in order to discredit our brave Esquilaxitavian soldiers and sway the people of Esquilaxistan to accept you back. It is too late however, as the people have already sworn fealty to Esquilaxitavia as seen here..



And are continuing to celebrate in the streets. Here we see brave members of the populace burning an effigy of the ex-Mullah:



Yes, the reports that I have received from Esquilaxistan indicate that things are going swimmingly.

AELK - Perhaps. Firstly however, I have been posting here on TLR for longer than you have, secondly, your statement implies that every post that has been made by either of us contains an opinion/belief, and thirdly, I'm not the one who was on a high-horse and claiming that I didn't believe in proselytisation.

i am the alphabet soup and the omega-fatty-acid

"i am i am" said sam i am,
and then was promptly baked like ham.

i will eat you sam i am,
i will eat you with cayenne.

i won't eat you on a plane,
nor shall i eat you on a train.

i will heat you with propane,
and why not eat your brain?

"I'M GONNA EAT YOUR BRAIN!" ~ meatwad

It's sooo much fun, when its time to put the children to bed. *Shakes head*

Taw and Esq, thier war goes on for ever... or so it seems, some 800+ posts.

ALEK, don't let them get to you though.

Wow, Esky. That effigy of Taw looks strangely like a rabbit to me. Perhaps you should be thrown in the "mullag" for hypocracy.

That effigy looks nothing like a rabbit. You sir, are a fool. Where are your bells and colourful clothing? Oh well, dance fool! *Throws mouldy ginger at Dawgy in order to get him to "dance"*

Edited by - esquilax on 10/15/2006 5:51:01 PM

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Taw and Esq, thier war goes on for ever... or so it seems, some 800+ posts.

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I feel so proud, a touch of the old "fatherly glint in the eye"as I see this grow.

On the other hand, I have decided to shun both sides now, both worshiping false gods and neither economy worth a farthing for it. No the offices of the TD CoOp (Tors Denneti Covert Operations) will be moved to a s****y concrete and chromium office block in down town NooDworkia and shall enjoy the liberty afforded it in Insurance Salesman Paradise.

LOL...it auto edits the word s w a n k y...

Edited by - tors denneti on 10/17/2006 3:47:55 AM