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Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:36 am

@Vektrix,

Really? I'll have to look for that. I wonder why such a huge gap between 5 and 6

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:56 am

Al is my hero. He hates his wife and hates his kids and all his plans fail. I've totally modelled myself on him.

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:34 am

Dear god....

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:39 am

@ taw have you a neighbour that looks like marcie then
mind you she will be getting on a bit now

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:41 am

RILMS, to finish your letter...

...Dear God
Please, please, please can you put Tawakalna right, and convince him that he is NOT Al from Married with Children. He is not a slob and his wife does not have hair that could scare away Frankenstein's Monster and he does not have (was it two?) two kids who have as much discipline as Lister has hygiene.

Yours faithfully

RILMS
(on behalf of TLR)

Counter-signed
Vektrix



Sorry RILMS - couldn't resist!!!

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:48 am

*pats Vektrix on the head*

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 4:58 pm

Taw - Your hero is Al? Fair enough, but if you have modelled your life on his "teachings", then how do you explain the wife and kids? I'd have thought you would have learnt from Al's example; single life is best!

Esquilax

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And now for something completely different...

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 5:04 pm

*dam* I knew i was going wrong somewhere!

Post Thu Jan 08, 2004 6:11 pm

@Esq with CC to Taw

Esq: Taw - Your hero is Al? Fair enough, but if you have modelled your life on his "teachings", then how do you explain the wife and kids? I'd have thought you would have learnt from Al's example; single life is best!

Taw: *dam* I knew i was going wrong somewhere!


Al's teachings did say spend as much time at the nudey bar and drink as much beer as you can. Two things which can end up in kids and marriage once the disciple has lost all rational decision making from the beer. And of course this is how best to lose all your money as well.

Sir S

Post Fri Jan 09, 2004 1:31 am

RILMS, can you reach up to pat me on my head? (6'5" before you ask)

Obviously, from my letter you may have gathered my knowledge of MwC is limited, didn't it have Christina Applegate in it? And talking of American Sitcoms, I quite liked Coach!!



As a freelancer one encounters some strange stuff - in the the end, however, you always remain the strangest thing you are ware of.

Post Fri Jan 09, 2004 4:43 am

@ vek oh yes christina applegate was in it still preferred marcie though
yes i know im sick

Post Fri Jan 09, 2004 5:50 am

"I'm Sorry Bongo, I'm Strictly Butter-Side Up"

"A TopGun through and through"

Post Fri Jan 09, 2004 7:27 am

Marcie? Marcie - who she? She the wife or was she another character?



Edited by - Vektrix on 1/9/2004 7:27:42 AM

Post Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:04 am

@vek she was the wife if the next door neighbour very cute with dark hair
http://www.bundyology.com/metamm.html
see seasons 1 to 3 after that she aged badly

Edited by - [STEEL on 1/9/2004 8:09:12 AM

Post Fri Jan 09, 2004 8:22 am

Speaking of women and other characters of shows (ala Married with Children) and seeing as this is a Red Dwarf thread, I'll ask this ... Which Kochanski do you like better? CP Grogan or ____ (I can't remember her name, only seen 2 episodes with her in it in Series 7 & 8).

Sir S

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