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Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:46 pm

no i would at least make a pizza i hate cheases

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:59 pm

@bob lol this ia a make up story u need to foolow the thread lol not talk about what u would do we are talking bout kim


jim in his ninja death suit stomped around looking for something to do when sudenly apperead bill cosby
so jim finally decides its time to end the mans misery by...........

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:04 pm

Commiting hari kari. He knelt down and pointed the blade at his chest. But just when he was about to plunge the blade into his chest, an earthquake happened and Jim's grip on the knife loosened and the blade got away.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:09 pm

jim looks at the blade falling down the crevice opened up by the earth quake and suddenly he sees his girlfriend walking around down there in the untolddepths of the earths core seing an oppurtunity he dives right in leaving bill on his own...
jim spirals down and down still hearing the voice of his (hairy) g/f .....

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 4:47 pm

Bill Cosby, pleased to be alive, starts doing that bothersome slo-mo tap dance thing he does at the beginning of his shows and is promptly shot by a policeman.

He falls into the crevace and plunges after jim

EDIT: @blade - bob? wich one

Edited by - Warlord Bob on 06-11-2003 16:48:44

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:28 pm

@ Wb, the other one, not you

Cosby plunges after Jim. He looks up and sees the corps of the comedian following him. He tries to go faster, but the dead waite is too much and it hits Jim and he falls uncontroably towards his gf.

Unable to stop himself. Jim does the only thing any sain man would do. He attemps to use the force.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:18 pm

and keeps falling, for he is not trained in the force, and no plot holes will save you from that, no matter how convinent

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:30 pm

but his g/f sees him plunging and whips out her trusty cary along matress and jim lands and that safly while bill cosby hits the fllor with the sickening crunsh of a wet corpse ....

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 7:31 pm

The wet corpse remains spray liberaly around but he and g/f are so caught up with the moment that they don't notice.

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Edited by - Zone on 06-11-2003 19:32:27

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:46 pm

Another thing they don't notice is that the little green lines apearing periodicly through the suposudly solid rock, until the simulation de-stabalized all togather and his gf finds herself alone on the Enterprise holo-deck

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 8:50 pm

Lord...this isnt my day Jim says....Just as he realised he was still hungry and decided to get some munchies.....

Touch me and die..no thats not a threat, its an invatation...

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:02 pm

{sticky?????}

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:13 pm

just then the ships warp core overloaded, killing everyone on board, including jim, who wakes up YET AGAIN in...

Post Fri Nov 07, 2003 1:03 am

His bathtub, with a blinding headache and two empty bottles of tequila...

Post Fri Nov 07, 2003 4:01 am

When his g/f hurriedly tumbles into the bathroom to hork, she too having been well beyond sober the previous night.

The sight, sound and smell starts an unwanted and yet all too familiar churning in Jim's gut......

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