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the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere els
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Rebounding off the fresh roll of extra soft triple ply quilted TP the back of his head smacks the floor.... bright little globs of greenish-whitish light dance in his eyes as he hears the TP roll fuddafuddafuddafudda and gently bury his face with triple ply quilting........
Edited by - indy11 on 07-11-2003 04:38:00
Edited by - indy11 on 07-11-2003 04:38:00
His hands rushing about trying to shuck off the coarse woolen habit he is wearing, Jim finally notices the heavy weight of cast iron around his waist and, to his utter disbelief, covering his privates. Finally unclothed, Jim sees that he is wearing a monstrous looking cast iron chastity belt.
Thump. Thump. Thump. Someone knocks at his bed chamber door.......
Thump. Thump. Thump. Someone knocks at his bed chamber door.......
Cautiously that RH fellow steps into the chamber. Dangling the key from its string and twirling it about .
Tiny beads of sweat started to bud on Jim's upper lip. This can't be good, he thought.
His mouth tasted of cotton and suddenly, he felt parched. He tried to say something but he had no voice.
Just then, over RH's right shoulder, Jim sees.....
Tiny beads of sweat started to bud on Jim's upper lip. This can't be good, he thought.
His mouth tasted of cotton and suddenly, he felt parched. He tried to say something but he had no voice.
Just then, over RH's right shoulder, Jim sees.....
... a kitty! There is somthing particularly interesting about this kitty though. It is flying. This is because it has recently been thrown by one of RH's enemies and is a Peruvian death kitty, trained from birth to kill.
RH takes this moment to execute a quick turn toward the door and the animal colides with his hand, happily mauling it beyond recognition and sending the key to poor jim's belt flying toward the tower window...
RH takes this moment to execute a quick turn toward the door and the animal colides with his hand, happily mauling it beyond recognition and sending the key to poor jim's belt flying toward the tower window...