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Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:25 am by BLADE_CHASER

ummm....
jim woke up one morning and thought hmmm should i stay here or go out and get munchies for the long haul of freelancer tonite...
neah jim thought cant be bothered today..he looks over at his sleeping girlfirend and thought if only she was juni.

later that same day jim hears the sound of the docking ring saying u can lang walks in to find his girlfriend covered in green jelly and custard watching a cctv film of jim playing freelance.................................................

Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:32 am by Sir Spectre

The green jelly and custard was not that at all. It was an alien bacterial infection that prevented most forms of foreplay.

Sir Spectre

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Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:37 am by Jim Groovester

I don't have a girlfriend.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:11 am by Warlord Bob

...anymore!" he said. Without a second thought he pulled his muala pistol and fired three shots.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:14 am by BLADE_CHASER

but missed completly cause he was so shocked by his g/f

Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:20 am by Zone

He realised he shouldn't have skipped the munchies, he was growing faint.

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Tue Nov 04, 2003 3:33 am by Warlord Bob

She noticed this. "Why don't you taste this alien bacterial slime?" she said. It's quite good. *evile smile*
He realized that the slime did indeed look quite a bit like green jello... his favorite flavor!

Tue Nov 04, 2003 4:18 am by BLADE_CHASER

but jim looks and decides to himself no way ive read in the papers that theres something about green looking jelly stuff that cause satanic rituals to happen

Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:35 am by RILMS

but he couldn't resist. He was drawn to the green substance...and he was rather hungy. He placed his hand on her...

Life: No one gets out alive.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:06 pm by zlo

... and started licking the jelly off her neck. He didn't stop till he reached cervical vertebrae.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:11 pm by freighter fighter

Just then, Juni calls and asks " why didnt you meet me last night"

Tue Nov 04, 2003 1:24 pm by BLADE_CHASER

jim looks at the phone and thinks surely im dreaming cause juni is a pixle image on the computer(although one with a nice but)
then it hits him this is what people have been talking about in th papers the green jello like substance........

Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:29 pm by Warlord Bob

The rumor is that it gives you telekenteic subconsious powers on the sub-molecular level, allowing you to construct in the real world somthing from your subconscious... so this Juni could be real!

Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:34 pm by Tawakalna

but then Jim woke up. He realised that there was a jelly-like substance, it wasn't green, but white, and he would have to wash his bedsheets without anyone finding out..

Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:45 pm by Killzone

Unfortunatly that was easier said than done....the washing machine was broken and there was the staring of a nasty great stain....Jim didnt know what to do....

Touch me and die..no thats not a threat, its an invatation...

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