the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere els

Tue Nov 04, 2003 6:59 pm by BLADE_CHASER

but suddenly up popped jim from the future and told him that the green slime would take over the world and that he was the worlds only hope and he would be the beginnings of intersteller travel

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:11 pm by zlo

However, with all these great future prospects, the poor guy still had these nasty stains to take care of. It seemed that the survival of mankind depended on such a trifle, yet a very challenging one...

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 7:15 pm by Warlord Bob

Meanwhile, Jim's friend Dink was wondering why his parents named him that. He had nothing better to do, as he was waiting on the delivery of his new washer/drier set.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 8:57 pm by Tawakalna

..when suddenly, Hugh Grant parachuted in through the conservatory roof; which was nice...

Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:04 pm by RILMS

and proptly got shot, as people were expecting terrorists and not an actor.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:12 pm by BLADE_CHASER

jim looked around and thought hmm im going to make some tea maybe some camomille
his girlfriend then stood up and suddenly turned into chewbacca

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:23 pm by Tawakalna

and playing a ukelele, singing "On Mother Kelly's Doorstep.." Jim looked askance at this bizarre sight, pondering the realisation that his girlfriend, despite her bulky matted form into which she had been transmuted, possessed a rather delightful alto singing voice! Could she become the new Charlotte Church, he wondered, imaging his pockets lined with sixpences from the Christmas busking he was already planning.

Tue Nov 04, 2003 9:32 pm by BLADE_CHASER

(if a shrink ever reads this then we are all gonna be put into padded cells lol )

jim decided that maybe him and his very hair g/f should go on tour........

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Tue Nov 04, 2003 10:03 pm by |Shodan|

in the mental institution, but...

Tue Nov 04, 2003 11:18 pm by Warlord Bob

...There would be time for that later. He still had a rather nasty mess to clean up.

Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:34 am by Jim Groovester

Meanwhile Jim logged onto the Lancers Reactor and checked up on a thread called "the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere else story" and laughed at the plight of the protagonist.

Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:36 am by BLADE_CHASER

jim finally got down to that ugly mess of his using the well know stain removal called.......

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Wed Nov 05, 2003 1:51 am by Setsuna

...Eat it up while it's still fresh.

Careful what you wish... You just might get it.

Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:18 am by Zone

Calling Dink, he inquired as to whether the new washer/drier set had arrived as he had some 'urgent buisness' to attend to.

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Wed Nov 05, 2003 3:29 am by BLADE_CHASER

at the local curry house

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

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