the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere els

Tue Nov 18, 2003 3:26 am by Warlord Bob

{as this thread is dying, I here make a valiant attempt to end the story. If anyone has a problem, they are free to make a conveniant plot hole to continue it. If not, thank god

}

But the monkey had made a terrible mistake. They were not teleporting shurbert lemons, they were ultimo-destructo-multiplicity-cosmos-thing-blasphemy shurbert lemons! Jim say the lemons aproaching and laughed, for at last, he knew it was finaly over.

The lemons impacted squarely on jims left shoue and the universe promtly ended.

Wed Nov 19, 2003 10:33 pm by Locutov

But the universe did not end... no!... far from ending it did.
The universe just imploded in a fraction of a microsecond. and after three million years of soul-drudging non existance,
The universe came to be again with the 2nd Big-Bang. killing Jim in the blast,
And sent the Atom Fragments©® to all corners of this newly created universe,
Which in the process damaged the atomical cohesion so much that the original atomary cohesional construction never again could be restored. which pleasantly finally sent the 5 times resurrected body and ghost of our poor jim to rest.
And 8 Billion years later on a planet with high technological capabilities somewhere in a galaxy in this new universe. They found the original transcripts out of the atoms in this universe and read about the poor lad Jim, and all of his weird adventures on this thing called an OT forum, and they promptly decided to give him a proper burial and named a newly found system after him.

*cue Dramatical ending-it-all music*

THE END

(P.S.@WB you left that part out

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Edited by - Locutus on 19-11-2003 22:37:13

Wed Nov 19, 2003 11:57 pm by Tawakalna

then Jim and Dink were recreated by an alien technique of realiging the space-time continuum, but only for a day, then the thread would be lost forever. Jim and Dink were able to spend one last perfect day with each other. Finally, at the end of that last day, they lay down on the bed and declared their love for each other. Dink put his head into Jim's arms, and they lay back, and went to sleep, never to wake again, their final thoughts of the happiness they'd brought to the TLR OT forum so many ages past, long ago.

(sorry Loc i thought it just needed a final Spielbergian epilogue

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Edited by - Tawakalna on 20-11-2003 00:59:10

Thu Nov 20, 2003 1:21 am by freighter fighter

:'( 5 oscars at least

Thu Nov 20, 2003 3:36 pm by topher

*claps profusely*

Such a wonderful story... have to dry my eyes now.

"On this ship you are to refer to me as Idiot, not you Captain. I mean... you know what I mean."

Thu Nov 20, 2003 4:14 pm by Wizard

The story is over, and to prevent spamming.... *click*

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