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the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere els

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:14 pm

Than he woke up again! This is the third time this has happened he reflected. Not long after this he realized he was falling! Fast. Down below him he could just make out...

Post Wed Nov 05, 2003 10:29 pm

the planet mongol and lord ming was laughing at him for falling like a silly boy that he is
once he hit the floor he looked around and thought to him self damn i need to get some more of that green jello

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Wed Nov 05, 2003 11:33 pm

However, ther was no such thing as jello on planet mongol. This angered jim. He set out to conquer it.

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:01 am

OOC: sorry to spoil it guys, but don't we need like, you know, WOMEN to play this story-making? of course we can relax the rules - every person who posts at the odd-number posts should wear a wig while posting, and have to post some words of wisdom from Cosmo etc

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:06 am


OOC: mosin nagant is a sniper rifle.

Technical Advisor mode: Mosin Nagant is a make not a model, they also made revolvers, seehere.

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:20 am

ok me wear wig for continuity purposes lol

jim decided that killing was wrong and decided that he would walk round mings garden and breath in the smell of monolian roses and contemplaeted what bubble bath to use later

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:37 am

...then he got a photomessage from his best friend showing off her engagement ring. Jim seethes win envy but just feigns a nonchalant smile and says "that's nice.." then sits down with a box of hankies, a Baileys and some chocolate to watch "Muriel's Wedding" for the 20th time. After about 20mins and two trips to the loo, Jim decides it's time to wash his hair then read the latest horoscopes in Cosmo...

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 2:16 am

He turned to the horoscope page and looked under hyacicmithius and it said "Fortune is pervasive in your life." Which he took to mean that somebody was spying on him. So he pulled out his heat vision goggles and immediately found the perpetrator.

He pulled out his Mosin Nagant sniper rifle and...

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 5:32 am

...knoked the fellow, since killing was by his strange new morals wrong. The fellow, now quite unconcious and with somthing like "tnagaN nisoM" (Mosin Nagant backwards) imbedded in the top of his head bore a startling resemblence to

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 6:50 am

a flying cow that was over head. Jim looked up at the cow of the sky and marviled at it's beauty, but because quite distrot when the cow went to the bathroom above Jim's imediate area.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 9:31 am

which was then followed by a squadron of flying pigs

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 10:46 am

now i have evidence blade your not right ok your a damn good piliot but im clalling the pshco hospital .........he calls......... oh you work there sorry

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 12:49 pm

jim sees another spying person by the name of bob3terd and
sudddenly reverts to his old mange stye fighting days he puls out his massive energy flux blade and severes bob in to tiny pieces which he then ......

have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light???????

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:10 pm

...uses to make a nice quiche for the dinner party he's having tonight. unfortunately he hasn't got anything to wear (right!) and he's forgotten his..

Post Thu Nov 06, 2003 1:38 pm

ninja death suit, for his japanese theme party

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