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the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere els
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pocket. By the recurring bad luck Jim was having it got stuck in there. Chewbacca said "RwaaaaaaGrrrrrrHoooooooooRahahhahahhaRwaaaa" (is that a club in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me). Since he couldnt understand Wookie, Jim just thwocked Chewie round the head with it. At the same time Chewbacca's wife walked and saw this sexual act (in wookie terms anyway) She then...
felt the urge to close something due to psam. She could resist it though. What she said to Jim;
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then he awoke in the checkout queue in Ikea, on a wet Saturday afternoon. the banality inflicted by names like Blurk, Plenk and Shtool had driven his mind to seek refuge in alternate realities which unfortunately were unable to shield him from the agonies he was enduring. but the reality was worse, as middle England's Neo was finding out.. he had a Mondeo estate. and his credit card had been turned down.
Staring unfocused at the tops of his shoes, Jim spotted a large coin next to his left shoe. He stooped down and picked it up. Holding it in his hand he noticed that it had quite a bit of heft to it. It was grimy. He could not make out the denomination or much of the writing on it but he also noticed that it did not have the finished, minted look of contemporary coins.
As he pocketed the coin and started to turn to leave the Ikea, he heard the squeak of leather rubbing against leather in syncopation with high heeled foot steps approach him from behind.
"Excuse me........." she said.........
Edited by - Indy11 on 15-11-2003 02:40:04
As he pocketed the coin and started to turn to leave the Ikea, he heard the squeak of leather rubbing against leather in syncopation with high heeled foot steps approach him from behind.
"Excuse me........." she said.........
Edited by - Indy11 on 15-11-2003 02:40:04
...Got swallowed by a giant hamster. It was dark inside the hamster, but there were obviously several other people in there with him. A voice from the back said "hey, is somone new here?" anothr voice "just a sec, i'll light a match" a light flared up inside the giant hamster's belly, and to his horror, jim saw...
Beryl. Her name was Beryl. Jim hadn't seen her since the night of his Junior Prom. They had been getting mildly smashed and Jim had little visions of scoring that night when she'd excused herself to take a powder.
She'd never come back.
Now he sees her #$years later, in that same prom dress, a little raggedy snuggled in the arms of Freddie Armbrister, his most hated archenemy from his Junior year, wearing the same ugly black, orange and yellow plaid tuxedo from that ill fated night.
Jim reached for his........
She'd never come back.
Now he sees her #$years later, in that same prom dress, a little raggedy snuggled in the arms of Freddie Armbrister, his most hated archenemy from his Junior year, wearing the same ugly black, orange and yellow plaid tuxedo from that ill fated night.
Jim reached for his........