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the freelancer men are from mars woman are from somwhere els
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Irkust (sp?). He had bought the tickets in his drunken stupor. Strolling around in the cold russian air he suddenly noticed Dink standing around. He ran over to Dink and asked what he was doing here. "I'm preparing for the invasion of Irkust from Kamchatka" Dink replied "Janet must be freed!!"
Looking around Jim saw 3 red men walk over the line on the ground and start pokeing 2 green men with their sticks. Suddenly a enormus blue dice fell from the heavens and crushed the reds. Jim, having seen enough strange things in his time decided to think nothing of it and set about walking back to civilisation. Suddenly he was set upon by...
Looking around Jim saw 3 red men walk over the line on the ground and start pokeing 2 green men with their sticks. Suddenly a enormus blue dice fell from the heavens and crushed the reds. Jim, having seen enough strange things in his time decided to think nothing of it and set about walking back to civilisation. Suddenly he was set upon by...
... a nomadic tribe of ficious barbarians known as "the Jun-Horde." He helplessly watches as his family and fellow villagers are savagely slain by the evil warriors. And as the leader was charging him down, Jim looks at him. The leaders mace was on its way to meet Jim's face when...
"On this ship you are to refer to me as Idiot, not you Captain. I mean... you know what I mean."
"On this ship you are to refer to me as Idiot, not you Captain. I mean... you know what I mean."
...a star in a galaxy far far away went supernova. This great release of energy opened a wormhole intowich a planetary fragment the size of a small elephant drifted. This in turn was deposited in our own earth's atmosohere directly above Dink with a startling "wheeg" type noise.
All turned to look and Jim slipped on a banana peel in doing so, falling flat on his face. The mace missed him by a mile. Dink was now standing under a rather large rock wich fell directly onto his head. Fortunately...
All turned to look and Jim slipped on a banana peel in doing so, falling flat on his face. The mace missed him by a mile. Dink was now standing under a rather large rock wich fell directly onto his head. Fortunately...
The fragment was from the planet Polystyrene 5, so i just bounced around harmlessy, after squashing several buildings and people, jim took this as a sign, so he...
Men are from mars, women from somewhere else
Men are from mars, women from somewhere else
raised his hands to the sky and praised the lord! Unfortunately the lord was feeling bored so he struck Jim down with a thunderbolt. Jim stared at his own dead body. Then Dink walked over and started weeping over it.
"Hey dink over here" shouted Jim. "Oh" said Dink. He stood up and came to Jim. As they stared at the mysterious dead doppleganger...
"Hey dink over here" shouted Jim. "Oh" said Dink. He stood up and came to Jim. As they stared at the mysterious dead doppleganger...
Began acting out parts to Jim's dialogue. Soon they drew a large crowd and eventualy opened a theater. All was going swimmingly and they both became quite rich.
One fatefull day, during a performance of "Zlothelo" by William Spectrespere () Janet Reno (who was still hunting poor Jim) stood up in the audiance and said...
One fatefull day, during a performance of "Zlothelo" by William Spectrespere () Janet Reno (who was still hunting poor Jim) stood up in the audiance and said...
However security advanced on janet reno to arrest her for stalking jim when all of a sudden..
Men are from mars, women from somewhere else
Men are from mars, women from somewhere else
..an entirely unexpected event happened, as happens often in this story. Only this one was so unexpected and bizare that nobody's brain could precieve let alone comprehend it. So, heedless of this latest development, security proceded to battle it out with Janet and her chains and whips and the play re-comenced.
Afterward, the cast (Jim's ghost and Dink) were signing autographs when a particulary hairy girl who looked somewhat farmiliar walked in...
Afterward, the cast (Jim's ghost and Dink) were signing autographs when a particulary hairy girl who looked somewhat farmiliar walked in...
except it wasnt who we are expecting, it was chewbaccas wife, looking for chewbacca...
Men are from mars, women from somewhere else
Men are from mars, women from somewhere else