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Mon Nov 10, 2003 11:59 pm by Warlord Bob

...to do an irish tap dance on top of a fire hydrant. The police report said that Jim had lost it, perhaps permanantly, but the evel forum mumbers were not done with him yet, oh no. However, they would have to wait, since he was pretty far gone by now.

So, Warlord Bob turned his malicious attentions to Jim's best friend from happier times, Dink. Dink was at the moment reading a newspaper in a bathroom stall when a husky voice from the next stall said...

Edited by - Warlord Bob on 10-11-2003 23:59:41

Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:25 am by mustang

"Hey mate, I'm having a bit of trouble squeezing this buggar out, you wouldn't happen to have a pair of scissors would you?

Tue Nov 11, 2003 6:27 am by RILMS

"I have no sissors" said Dink. "All I have is this big Katana. Can you use that?"

Life: No one gets out alive.

Tue Nov 11, 2003 9:31 am by freighter fighter

"yes i can" he said, and sliced open a worm hole to...

Tue Nov 11, 2003 1:59 pm by RILMS

The Delta Quadrent. The borg started to pour in, trying to assimulate everything in site. Dink and Jim ran for there lives. They had to find the dragon, he could protect them.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Tue Nov 11, 2003 3:17 pm by Warlord Bob

The dragon lived by the ocean in the far off land of kana-lee, where ledgend had it he was quite fond of marajuana. Dink and Jim, who had been released with medications (6 of them) began packing such usefull esentials as they would need in the land of kana-lee, such as...

Tue Nov 11, 2003 7:22 pm by freighter fighter

plasma cannons, a spare pair of underwear, dental floss and....

Tue Nov 11, 2003 10:38 pm by Sybot

(time to join in

)

a picture of Juni. It was the reason he brought spare pants

. Dink also had a picture. He fondled his picture of Janet Reno and put it gently into his rucksack. And so they began their quest for the dragon.

As they sailed across the 8th sea Jim realized that he'd forgotten to...

edit-oops left my sig on

Edited by - Sybot on 11-11-2003 22:47:16

Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:00 pm by Tawakalna

..pack his Christian dior lipstick. oh pooh! now he'd have slum it at Superdrug getting Revlon! oh it just wasn't fair, so he..

Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:44 pm by freighter fighter

Chartered a pirate galleon, sailed to tortuga and pirated and pillaged....

Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:47 pm by Tawakalna

programme interruption -

(oh uv so been watching Pirates of the bl**dy Caribbean, haven't u?

ah-arr u'll be that young Ben then, arr!)

programme resumes -

Tue Nov 11, 2003 11:52 pm by freighter fighter

jim felt normal, after a breif interuption in service, he decided to raid a whipped cream factory, so that he could....

ooc: actually taw, i just saw matrix revolutions, and suddenly, i feel like a pirate

Edited by - freighter fighter on 11-11-2003 23:52:44

Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:12 am by Warlord Bob

...Dive into a huge vat of it, one of his life long dreams. Dink was simply happy with clapping it between his hands and watching it fly aroung like dish washing soap.
The problem was, afterward, they smelled so vile thier crew mutnied and left them stranded on the island of...

Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:17 am by RILMS

Avalon where they met King Arthur.

Life: No one gets out alive.

Wed Nov 12, 2003 6:26 am by Warlord Bob

"Great jumpin jahousifats!" Exclaimed king arthur. "You smell like whipped cream!" The two explained how this had come to pass. When they got to the part about the mutiny, the king suddenly...

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