"Yes. Yes we have. And what are YOU gonna do about it, huh? Peepsqueek!"
"What am I gonna do...? I'm gonna kick your sorry ass goodnight! Hiyaaaaa!!!"
Jim took a SSJ3-transform stance, screaming his throat off. Of course the transformation could not occur, seeing as Jim was only human... So now Jim and Freddie Armbrister stood there completely and utterly confused, looking at each other. Suddendly Beryl asked "Jim, what the Hell do you think you're doing?!"
"I... I... Why did you leave me like that? Was it something I did?"
"Well you did drool all over the place, stare at my tits all the time, had a huge hardon... Not that it didn't compliment me, but... You know"
"Yes, but choosing that idiot instead of me... It hurts and... AAAAAAAAHH!!!"
A blazing light seared out of Jim's chest for a few seconds, a tear dropped on the ground and so did Jim, faling on his knees, than falling completely, lifelessly down on the ground, raising a cloud of dust...
Beryl ran over to Jim, knelt beside him, screaming "Jim! I'm sorry Jim! Please... Wake up... Wake up Jim!"
"WAKE UP!!!" Jimk woke up with blurred vision, Dink was now standing over him, trying to wake him up... *SLAP!* "WAKE UP!!!"
"OK OK OK!! I'm awake..."
"Beryl..." said Jim looking around trying to find out where he is... He saw...
Edited by - Chetnik on 16-11-2003 22:38:30
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Sun Nov 16, 2003 11:16 pm
... and Beryl and freddie were still making out in the hamster! Or wait... had it been real? "Calm down" said Dink, you've missed your medication" "oh... I supose that makes sense" said Jim. He remembered he had indeed skipped his last few doses of medication and reached into his pocket to find them. To his bemusement, instead of 6 pill botles he discovered...
have you ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light??????? Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:19 am
"hey!" said Jim, "wtf is the xen dimension?" "dunno", said Dink, "but floating rocks? This is awesome!" Jim agreed, and off they went to play with things where physical laws do ot apply.
Jim grabbed a nearby planet the size of pluto and ate it in one bite. Dink turned into a monky and blew up... twice. But little did they know, such fun in the Xen dimension comes at a terrible price...
Jim grabbed a nearby planet the size of pluto and ate it in one bite. Dink turned into a monky and blew up... twice. But little did they know, such fun in the Xen dimension comes at a terrible price...
Mon Nov 17, 2003 12:58 am
Very slowly, Jim formed a thought. He had to go slowly because Dink's exploding
monkey routine kept messing up his concentration.
He thought (and moved his lips while he thought): "In the Xen Dimension, the laws of physics don't apply. So what laws do apply? Hmmmm. What's a law? Hmmmm. What's an apply?"
Dink, tired of exploding, turned himself into a trans dimensional mass driver and started shooting the floating rocks around him into other universes. Finding that most of the floating rocks lacked enough specific mass for him to feel an 'oomph,' just for the heck of it. He eyed Jim.
If Dink didn't know what Jim was actually doing (which he didn't, actually) he would have thought that Jim was straining for a b.m.
Not really wanting to be in much proximity to Jim in the aftermath, Dink shot Jim off into "another" dimension, which one, he did not particularly take note.
Oh and yes. Dink did get a satisfying 'oomph.'
Edited by - Indy11 on 17-11-2003 01:00:52
monkey routine kept messing up his concentration.
He thought (and moved his lips while he thought): "In the Xen Dimension, the laws of physics don't apply. So what laws do apply? Hmmmm. What's a law? Hmmmm. What's an apply?"
Dink, tired of exploding, turned himself into a trans dimensional mass driver and started shooting the floating rocks around him into other universes. Finding that most of the floating rocks lacked enough specific mass for him to feel an 'oomph,' just for the heck of it. He eyed Jim.
If Dink didn't know what Jim was actually doing (which he didn't, actually) he would have thought that Jim was straining for a b.m.
Not really wanting to be in much proximity to Jim in the aftermath, Dink shot Jim off into "another" dimension, which one, he did not particularly take note.
Oh and yes. Dink did get a satisfying 'oomph.'
Edited by - Indy11 on 17-11-2003 01:00:52
Mon Nov 17, 2003 2:52 am
*resounding male voice over booms*
"THE PLANET OF THE HAIRLESS APES!"
Jim was just about to ask, "What's phys-" when he found himself skidding butt first across a slick marble floor. He looked about and saw a blur of figures scattering away to clear a path for his progress. Just as the heat from his slide was about to turn unbearable, he came to a halt.
His pants seat still being too hot to rest upon, he hopped up and stood and looked around. He was surrounded by naked apes. Well, sort of apes. The people all had somewhat simian-like faces, with very elongated upper lips. Male and female alike had the same sideburns, except that the females tended to sweep the sideburns back while the males cut them to stand out sideways like brushes.
And, well, they were naked. No hair. If you couldn't tell their gender by looking at their faces, a quick glance downward revealed all. But they wore shoes. Well, booties actually.
A rather older (gray sideburns) seeming and larger male stepped forward and said....
"THE PLANET OF THE HAIRLESS APES!"
Jim was just about to ask, "What's phys-" when he found himself skidding butt first across a slick marble floor. He looked about and saw a blur of figures scattering away to clear a path for his progress. Just as the heat from his slide was about to turn unbearable, he came to a halt.
His pants seat still being too hot to rest upon, he hopped up and stood and looked around. He was surrounded by naked apes. Well, sort of apes. The people all had somewhat simian-like faces, with very elongated upper lips. Male and female alike had the same sideburns, except that the females tended to sweep the sideburns back while the males cut them to stand out sideways like brushes.
And, well, they were naked. No hair. If you couldn't tell their gender by looking at their faces, a quick glance downward revealed all. But they wore shoes. Well, booties actually.
A rather older (gray sideburns) seeming and larger male stepped forward and said....
Mon Nov 17, 2003 3:08 am
... "oh cr*p, there's humans playing around in the Xen dimension again." A few instructions were issued and two of the naken ape folk popped out of existance, returning shortly with a rather confused Dink. "Now now", said the old ape thing, "you know your not to play in the Xen dimension. Now run on home and mind your masters"
Mon Nov 17, 2003 9:47 am
" well we could" said dink, "but we need to get back to something resembling normality" said jim "with these writers? i dont think so" thought one of the monkeys, just before throwing some teleporting sherbet lemons at them both.
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Edited by - freighter fighter on 17-11-2003 11:23:13