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A Medley of Problems. Next chapter is up!
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Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:18 pm
actually, ojisan is the term used for uncle or a middle-aged man in general, ojiisan is grandfather or old man.
san is a term added to other words to add respect. japanese culture has a lot of things with respect.
crayon-shinchan is just a retarded n00b-drawing n00b-manga about a little kid with a sick mind. zoosan is elephant but he often uses is to refer to his own genitals. its sick, its disgusting, its pathetic.
san is a term added to other words to add respect. japanese culture has a lot of things with respect.
crayon-shinchan is just a retarded n00b-drawing n00b-manga about a little kid with a sick mind. zoosan is elephant but he often uses is to refer to his own genitals. its sick, its disgusting, its pathetic.
Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:33 pm
Note, this chapter doesn’t really have anything to do with A Medley of Problems. It’s a condensed version of a short story I wrote for English. I just modified the characters a little bit. Enjoy!
Chapter 13
Zaphod: Like what was that all about?
Chief: Oh, it’s a long story, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Zaphod: Oh yeah? Shoot!
Trent: *BAM* I did it! I made a joke!
Shiro: Even when he’s not pathetic he’s pathetic.
Tomakato: Ahh well, He’s learning.
Chief: Umm, that was me you shot. No matter my shields can take it.
Trent: You have a Shield? Wow! Where I come from only things as large as a ship gets a shield.
Chief: Anyway, That guy (For you poor blokes who haven’t played HALO 2, all 4 of you) was the Arbiter. He was in charge of HALO (For those of you who haven’t played HALO 1, all 2 of you), which was this great big thing that would kill everyone in the galaxy, anywho, I blew it up and he got in big trouble. I got labeled as a Demon, and now he’s trying to kill me for blowing up a second big giant weapon. But Yeah, He’s an OK guy and all that, if he would only get over the fact that I’m not a bad guy. But that is HALO in a nutshell, except I didn’t take pictures of all the pretty scenery like mountains, rivers, giant buildings built by an alien race, and my friends and fellow soldiers turning into mutant parasitic monsters. Maybe It was a good thing I didn’t get a picture of that last one.
Annya: Yeah, I can understand that whole “Friends being killed by mutants” deal, I don’t like it much either. But anyway…
Trent: Don’t we have a captain to kill?
Zaphod: Yeah, I think the author is trying to get as long as possible before the final showdown so he’s putting as much stuff as he can think of in the middle.
Shiro: Don’t do that! If he uses up all his ideas now, he won’t have them for later on! After all, we’re not even a third of the way through this book.
Chief: So what do we do then?
Shiro: We go over to the screen and kick his butt into gear.
And so, little realizing that they were doing precisely what the author wanted them to do, the six adventurers went over to the computer screen and looked out.
Annya: What a mess! Look, schoolbooks and cloths scattered around everywhere. Is that a pizza crust?
Shiro: I’ll tell you what we do! We go out and play kick the tail off the author!
That’s just what they did, too. They jumped out of the screen and began to fight with the author’s hand, which looked suspiciously like a Mickey Mouse Glove. It was strange, because instead of landing in the room they saw when they looked out; they landed on a floating platform, which looked like it was traveling through a wormhole.
Shiro: How would you like a bit of lead? *Bam, Bam, Bam*
Hand: *Smash*
Chief: Wazza! Hu!
Hand: *Shoots bullets out of its fingers*
Trent: Ha! Take that! And that!
Hand: *Flicks Trent across the platform*
Tomakato: My name is Miowara Tomakato. Write this story, or prepare to die.
Hand: *Attempts to pick Tomakato up, but fails miserably*
Annya: *Whistles, Throws dagger at the hand, which buries itself deep into the hands flesh*
Hand: *Promptly lies down and dies*
Chief: How does she do that?
A bunch of Credits fly past, and suddenly the gang is back on the bridge of the Heart of Gold.
Trent: That was weird.
Ghostly, Bill Gates Like Voice: Thank you for being one of the first testers of my newest game, Super Smash Brothers 14. Due to the fact that it cannot be known that I own Nintendo, your memory will now be wiped of the last twenty minutes.
Cortanna: Wait a minute! You own Nintendo? What about Sony? Do you own th-
Zaphod: Like what was that whole “Arbiter” thing about?
Chief: Oh, it’s a long story, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Zaphod: Oh yeah? Shoot!
Trent: *BAM* I did it! I made a joke!
Shiro: Even when he’s not pathetic he’s pathetic.
Tomakato: Ahh well, He’s learning.
Chief: Umm, that was me you shot. No matter, my shields can take it.
Trent: You have a Shield? Wow! Where I come from only things as large as a ship gets a shield.
Trent: Don’t we have a captain to kill?
Chapter 13
Zaphod: Like what was that all about?
Chief: Oh, it’s a long story, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Zaphod: Oh yeah? Shoot!
Trent: *BAM* I did it! I made a joke!
Shiro: Even when he’s not pathetic he’s pathetic.
Tomakato: Ahh well, He’s learning.
Chief: Umm, that was me you shot. No matter my shields can take it.
Trent: You have a Shield? Wow! Where I come from only things as large as a ship gets a shield.
Chief: Anyway, That guy (For you poor blokes who haven’t played HALO 2, all 4 of you) was the Arbiter. He was in charge of HALO (For those of you who haven’t played HALO 1, all 2 of you), which was this great big thing that would kill everyone in the galaxy, anywho, I blew it up and he got in big trouble. I got labeled as a Demon, and now he’s trying to kill me for blowing up a second big giant weapon. But Yeah, He’s an OK guy and all that, if he would only get over the fact that I’m not a bad guy. But that is HALO in a nutshell, except I didn’t take pictures of all the pretty scenery like mountains, rivers, giant buildings built by an alien race, and my friends and fellow soldiers turning into mutant parasitic monsters. Maybe It was a good thing I didn’t get a picture of that last one.
Annya: Yeah, I can understand that whole “Friends being killed by mutants” deal, I don’t like it much either. But anyway…
Trent: Don’t we have a captain to kill?
Zaphod: Yeah, I think the author is trying to get as long as possible before the final showdown so he’s putting as much stuff as he can think of in the middle.
Shiro: Don’t do that! If he uses up all his ideas now, he won’t have them for later on! After all, we’re not even a third of the way through this book.
Chief: So what do we do then?
Shiro: We go over to the screen and kick his butt into gear.
And so, little realizing that they were doing precisely what the author wanted them to do, the six adventurers went over to the computer screen and looked out.
Annya: What a mess! Look, schoolbooks and cloths scattered around everywhere. Is that a pizza crust?
Shiro: I’ll tell you what we do! We go out and play kick the tail off the author!
That’s just what they did, too. They jumped out of the screen and began to fight with the author’s hand, which looked suspiciously like a Mickey Mouse Glove. It was strange, because instead of landing in the room they saw when they looked out; they landed on a floating platform, which looked like it was traveling through a wormhole.
Shiro: How would you like a bit of lead? *Bam, Bam, Bam*
Hand: *Smash*
Chief: Wazza! Hu!
Hand: *Shoots bullets out of its fingers*
Trent: Ha! Take that! And that!
Hand: *Flicks Trent across the platform*
Tomakato: My name is Miowara Tomakato. Write this story, or prepare to die.
Hand: *Attempts to pick Tomakato up, but fails miserably*
Annya: *Whistles, Throws dagger at the hand, which buries itself deep into the hands flesh*
Hand: *Promptly lies down and dies*
Chief: How does she do that?
A bunch of Credits fly past, and suddenly the gang is back on the bridge of the Heart of Gold.
Trent: That was weird.
Ghostly, Bill Gates Like Voice: Thank you for being one of the first testers of my newest game, Super Smash Brothers 14. Due to the fact that it cannot be known that I own Nintendo, your memory will now be wiped of the last twenty minutes.
Cortanna: Wait a minute! You own Nintendo? What about Sony? Do you own th-
Zaphod: Like what was that whole “Arbiter” thing about?
Chief: Oh, it’s a long story, you wouldn’t believe me if I told you.
Zaphod: Oh yeah? Shoot!
Trent: *BAM* I did it! I made a joke!
Shiro: Even when he’s not pathetic he’s pathetic.
Tomakato: Ahh well, He’s learning.
Chief: Umm, that was me you shot. No matter, my shields can take it.
Trent: You have a Shield? Wow! Where I come from only things as large as a ship gets a shield.
Trent: Don’t we have a captain to kill?
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