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strangest/ funniest thing you have ever heard an npc saying

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Post Wed May 21, 2003 11:07 pm

Bad guy: *Keep it icy I...(burns up in corona of sun)*
GMG transport: *I hope this load of gold fetches a good price..(attacked by Corsairs)*

hehehehehe

Post Thu May 22, 2003 11:55 am

I was at the tradelane out of berlin, my hold empty. I was poaching transports at the time, letting new guys pick up the loot, when these words were uttered...


Hello, I'm from the dresden system. I am delivering Niobium to the dresden system.

Oh really? Mighty nice of ya to tell me!

Here is another one:

Ok you pass mustard. (that has GOTTA burn)

Post Thu May 22, 2003 2:11 pm

One of the funnier things that I've heard was from a Junker on the Helgoland station in Sigma 13,"We don't really run this place,we just break a few arms if we have to."


heh.

Post Thu May 22, 2003 3:20 pm

its ok, you pass muster, it means you dont have anything bad on you

Post Thu May 22, 2003 3:21 pm

I just love the malta bartender, the first time i spoke to him he says ' oi, your a newbie here aint ya? '

Post Fri May 23, 2003 12:21 am

"You better get out of here before something happens to you. Something bad" =D

Post Fri May 23, 2003 8:21 pm

He didn't say Guy Jane, he said guijin (dont know about sp). Its a Japanese word that translates at 'round eyed devil'. Kinda makes seeing Japenes people in space all worthwhile...

Post Sun May 25, 2003 2:50 pm

I was hearing this rumour from the barman in Freeport 9.

He said:

Well, there is a jump hole to the Corsair home system somewhere , but i cant tell you because the corsairs will cut my throat. Just dont get to close to the Nahoe gas cloud. Wait... Its not in the cloud. Oh damn, im a dead man.

The funniest thing was, when they say goodbye, the barman says:

"Its been a pleasure to meet you again, Mr. Trent." as if nothing had happened

Edited by - Neo_Seeker on 25-05-2003 16:04:31

Post Sun May 25, 2003 8:48 pm

Enemy FIGHTER...

I AM THE SPEARHEAD! I'M GOING IN...

Post Sun May 25, 2003 9:22 pm

Post Sun May 25, 2003 10:22 pm

Wuzat about Zenic


General Fang
leader of clan FMM
www.FMM.homestead.com

Post Mon May 26, 2003 12:11 am

i have 2: transport says " i hope this cargo bay full of cardamine will fetch a good price" while there were about 20 police ships flying around him and : 10 junkers fly right at me " your out of your league" boom, 4 seconds, boom, 4 seconds, boom, repeate 7 more times *ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*

Post Tue May 27, 2003 11:54 pm

i was on a base destroying mission (only weapons platforms) and i swear one of the weapons platforms said "im gonna f-cking rape your mother, trent!!" then it blew up.

hard to believe, yes. but i heard it said that

Post Wed May 28, 2003 12:05 am

lay off the cardemine and toxic waste cocktails

Post Wed May 28, 2003 9:15 am

I had to destroy some loot called: Human bomb implants....

Human Bomb Implants??/ WTF?

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