strangest/ funniest thing you have ever heard an npc saying

Wed Apr 30, 2003 10:19 pm by freighter fighter

i think the funniest thing ive heard so far was outside freeport 10:

zoner mule: Cardamine!, Cardamine! everyone wants cardamine!
zoner bloodhound: *sigh* this had better be worth it

anyone else had anything like that?

Thu May 01, 2003 10:01 pm by Meatboy Dogfood

I swear to the powers that be I am going to fry the next person that says, "Keep it icy man. I don't want to end up as a corpse before my time cause you were daydreaming".

We need guns[[! Big Guns[[![[! Big Freaking GUNS[[![[![[!

Fri May 02, 2003 2:58 am by Unpro

read on...

Juni : Did I ever tell you that people are change by circumstancecs?
Trent : uhh[!..No?..
Juni : Well I did. Babble..babble..bla..bla..bla..
Trent : (Ok...ok.. do I get to sleep with you or not?)

Fri May 02, 2003 5:57 am by Lightning4

Enemy : You're out of my league!
[Ten-Twenty Seconds Pass
*Enemy explodes with scream*

Fri May 02, 2003 7:26 am by Zamboni

Uh... shouldn't that be "I'm way out of YOUR league" and "enemy screams, then explodes"?

LOL "explodes with scream" LOL

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha RLTFLMAO

Fri May 02, 2003 2:25 pm by freighter fighter

i think the funiest thing ive heard trent say is in the osiris's bar, juni asks trent if he is in on the mission, he says :

' sure just as long as i dont get shot at, electrocuted, have to dive out of a window, rescue anyone, get attacked by nomad incubi....etc '

Fri May 09, 2003 12:18 pm by SY WANG HIN

A booldhound:'You are nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo'BOOM!A booldhound,too:'You no wwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooo'BOOM!,too.Booldhound againc:'If you wantwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooooooooo'BOOM again.

Fri May 09, 2003 4:01 pm by TheJkWhoSaysNi

After i slaughtered about 20 of his friends "You'll wish you hadnt done that" (OR something along those lines) Then 2 seconds later he was gone

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Fri May 09, 2003 4:27 pm by Clucky

I really like it when they say: "You're never going to take out our-" BOOM!

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Fri May 09, 2003 5:07 pm by Argonus

My favorite is:

Large Train: "What the HELL? I just lost one of my men!" After one crashes into a planet.....then he follows suit.

God the AI is stupid sometimes....

-Arg

Something Awful

Fri May 09, 2003 7:13 pm by Apocalypse

"If you start shooting, I swear it will get bloo .... you bastard stop shooting at me, retreat !"

Its funny when hit them fast enough that they interupt their own starting sequence *g*

Fri May 09, 2003 7:36 pm by Mitlov

As I went head-to-head with someone, both with guns blazing:

"I've got someone on my six!"

(if he doesn't know his six from his twelve, he doesn't deserve to live, right?)

Fri May 09, 2003 7:59 pm by DVX Being Funny

"Knock it off Freelancer!!!"

When it absolutely, positively needs to be ~~*BOOM*~~`(static)

Fri May 09, 2003 8:11 pm by KnightLight

"He's hitting me!"
Brilliant, Sherlock! How do you do it?

"I hear something...COOLANT LEAK!"
Well, gee, maybe it's actually the FLAME COMING FROM YOUR ENGINES!

"You've just signed your own death waaaaaaaaiiiiiieeeeeee!" *BOOM*
Sorry, didn't get that- come again?

"Hey, if you can't hit anything then don't shoot."
You only said that BECAUSE I hit you!

"I'm engaging Freelancer one-dash-one."
Well, thanks for telling me in advance. Now I can shoot you first...

"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice..."

Fri May 09, 2003 8:51 pm by Setsuna

"I see my target... Taking the shot!"
One click later... "I don't wanna dieee..." BOOM!
Sad, isn't it...

CMPT XPBATCKOJ [![![!

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