I think I have a winner here...
"This is Rogues Red Fourteen. We're out of Buffalo"

Shinagawa -X-

"We're on patrol in the Kyushu system."
"We're going to the Kyushu system."

"Your not gonna.." <bang-zoom> "Arrrgggghhh!!" <BOOM> I love Torps. hehe

I was going trough a trade lane in Rhienland one day, when the lane got disrupted, as you do, by a bunch of unioner's, I hate unioner's, anyway there was roughly 9 of these gits. and one of me, and they said, which made me laugh

Unioner's "Do not engage he's too strong for us right now"


Me "But I will mwhhaaaa"
Unioner's "Break off attack..... BOOM"

"If you've got nothing nice to say,come and sit next to me"

rheinland cop: "locking on hostile"
few seconds later, same cop: "locking on..." BOOM

some stupid xeno thought that he wass able to kill me i was in collorado an d was neutral with the xeno's then i was drinking some coca cola and al of the sudden okay drop the cargo i rushed to the pc and hit cancel i was in a saber with a class 10 positron shield in colorado and those pesky xeno's tryed to kill me i left the computer on that night and the next morinig i found myself in a group of 20 xeno's and left to school whe i was back i reactivated my engines and killed those shields when i was done i firred a few sunslayers and some of the xeno's sayd evade but those stupid assholes just dont move hahahahahah after killing all xeo's exept one i headed to the base and kept firrering with a nomad laser some tpe on the mouse and i was going to sleep when i waked up the first few thing i noticced i was atacked by liberty cops huh they where saying locking on to xeno's but they where hitting me assholes is was weekend so i killed all of them and was freindly with all criminals

i am only atacking the people who want to kill me but what if they kill me first

Gundam Leader, about that killing u first, i would say, let it be...

i'm at planet malta and see some rumor of the outcast bartender:

"MOX is always demand here. We use it for our larger ships, and we have discovered a means of making extremely distructive weaponry from it. Should a large navy enter this system, it would soon be destroyed by our planetary defence missiles. The missiles are a vihicle for chain-reaction, plutonium-tipped warheads."

Cool, can i have them on my ship
that would be coo, some nuclear warheads on ur ship

how do they get the mox there before it decays

Navy: Do you mind if a take peak in your hold?, dident think so....
Navy: You havent got anything unusual, carry on...


In my cargo hold i got 70 Pharmaceduals or something like that (DRUGS)
wonder what the navy are up to??

they are looking for cardemine or artefacts

This wasn't on the game, but the funniest dialoge I've seen was an 8 line paragraph without a single bit of punctuation. Now THAT takes talent.

So, there's these 10 Unioner fags that wanted one of my oxygen cargo, it was one canister. They told me to "Drop the cargo." so I did. Then I tractored it back in my ship and each Unioner was screaming "No...THE LOOT!" or "My Beautiful Loot!" like 10 times.

y helo thar

In the Battleship Westfalen

ALG Waste Rep: Your not safe, not around here without your reputation. ALG Waste Disposal doesn't think anyone important will miss you.

Same person: Sorry I can't, your rep is no good with us. ALG Waste Disposal doesn't fool around with their enemies.

Funny... trashmen are threatening me (no offense to any1 that may be one in real life)... its amazing that Rheinland is the only place where the police and military won't attack me on sight. then again no corporation is on the right side of neutral (puns, u got to love them and the cliche-ness) so i'll be attacked anyway when the corporate ships attack me.

Courage isn't the ability to fly head on into the jaws of death with an arrogant smile. Its the ability to run away from a couple of Xenos and face the laughter.

1.) 'This is DSE Red 17, to DSE Red 17. Need a hand friend?' (not sure if it was DSE or someone else, but it was something red 17)

2.) 4 junkers ask me to drop my loot., i drop it then retractor it back in all four go "NOOOO my beautifal loot!' 'NOOOO my beautifal loot!' 'NOOOO my beautifal loot!' 'NOOOO my beautifal... NOOOOOOOOOO' BLAM

3.) Junkers CSV "Cardamine, Cardamine, Cardamine, Everbody wants Cardamine!' right in front of a Liberty police ship

4.) Bounty hunter "If your looking for my boss then we have a problem... NOOOO I dont wanna die!!!" BOOM

I had been hunting Xenos for longer than I can remember, so much so that I had paid off the Zoners by about a million creds. So I am in a Freeport base to make my weekly payment to the Zoners when I notice a Xenos agent sitting in the bar. Never having met one face to face I decide to go talk to him.
" Hey there Freelancer. Looking for something ?" he says
"Uh, yeah. What'd got for me ?" I say, all smooth and stuff.
"Yer new here arent you ?"
Not really I think to myself but I play it cool and says "uh huh" so he says, "Well I just might have something for you. Can I see yer card." So I slid my Id over to him. He takes it looks at it and gets this funny look on his face and says to me, "You ever get the feeling you were standing on plastic ?!"
He wouldn't talk to me after that so I launched and waited for him just behind the hydroponic units and when he left to tell his Xeno buddies who was in the neighborhood I turned him back into stardust.

"Not all those who wander are lost."

Edited by - Pandarr on 08-06-2003 10:27:18