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strangest/ funniest thing you have ever heard an npc saying

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Post Mon May 12, 2003 9:39 pm

Maybe this isn't hilarious, but i find it funny:

Transport in the middle of hostile space: "I sure hope our shipment of Gold fetches a good price." -And the wonder why they get attacked.

And this is strange:

I swear, i was fighting some Xenos, and some Bounty Hunters showed up and one of them said, "Thought you could use a hand, Trent." I swear she said "Trent." Maybe it was all the Dew and cigs and being up at 4 am and playing FL for the last 8 hours, but i swear it happened.

paks

Post Tue May 13, 2003 1:55 am

Ok... this junker tells me to drop my cargo and i decline and the standard thing about regretting it blah blah blah... but he was about 5k from me and running away.

Post Wed May 14, 2003 12:10 am

A Outcast said once-"You don't want to mess with me...honest"...KA-
BLOWLY! lol bye bye u damn outcast. And another time. A Kusari Officer said "I have orders to scan your cagro bay. U will comply...Ok your clean." He said ok your clean like a retard....lol



Edited by - SpAz on 14-05-2003 01:11:53

Post Wed May 14, 2003 6:36 pm

I like sitting near a planet and watching the Large Transports slam into the atmosphere. Guess they missed the mooring rig. Must be relatives of the Exxon Valdez Capt.

"Hey...BOOM" Oops..

Post Wed May 14, 2003 6:42 pm

If you want the boss, you're going to have to come th ..KABOOOOM!!!!

Post Wed May 14, 2003 8:03 pm

whilst not actually a quote, funniest thing in the game :

go to anywhere with a station protected by a minefield, there is a prison station, and research station in kusari space that come to mind.

hang out while the local security blows itself up.

enjoy the sound of screaming...

Post Wed May 14, 2003 8:30 pm

"That's it, i'm out of here". This always folowed by a scream as you break off from what you are doing to fry the ship before it goes into cruise.

Flying a Dromerdary through Leeds Heading for Trafalger base thats is all maxed out and running across a a patrol of five Cavaliers.

Enemy patrol "Do I have permission to engage?"

Me "Go ahead it's your funeral."

Leader of emeny patrol. "Engage! Engage!"

Me "We know who dies second"

Other members of the ememy patrol "Right" "Roger" "I'm laying into him"

Me "Lemmings. this has got to be a Group of Lemmings."

Also on various I have had the pleasure of doing in

Jack Burton Big trouble in little China

Clark Kent Superman

Adam West played batman

Hero Oshima ???????

Post Wed May 14, 2003 9:05 pm

"I'm bugging out. They've just go to much going for them right now"

While still in the station hanger waiting to launch.

Post Wed May 14, 2003 10:53 pm

"this is Kishiro Hagi 7 to Kishiro Hagi 7" I swear that he talked to himself.
Heard this while in sig 14 piratin Kishiro n sSamura Transportsnear helgoland, since we both pissed at em.

General Fang
Equipment Dealer
Mercenary
and pirate
at your service
...
look for me on elite

Post Thu May 15, 2003 11:25 am

i shot down Bruce Lee

Post Thu May 15, 2003 3:34 pm

I killed Chuck Norris and made a screenshot

Craith


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Cheating is for losers
Modding is for fun

CW

Post Thu May 15, 2003 5:07 pm

Mess with the Viper, and you get the (KABOOOM!!!)

Yep! I got it!

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War does not decide who is right, only who is left.

Post Thu May 15, 2003 7:12 pm

"okay, he's shooting at me. Now it gets interesting..."

Liberty Heavy fighter: "This is Navy seven-dash-one, I hail from West Point, I'm heading to West Point, I have seven waypoints to go."



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My conviction is like an arrow in flight, your life will only last until it reaches you.

--7--

Post Fri May 16, 2003 3:28 am

"All right, if you know what's good for you, you'll spill your bay right now." **Dialog box appears** "Drop you Food Rations(1) or I'll open fire." This guy must have had a real bad case of the munchies.

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During my travels, I have learned that being optimistic doesn't always help, hey, the light at the end of that tunnel may be an oncoming train.

Post Fri May 16, 2003 6:57 am

Sit by any station and hail an empty transport going by. Eventually one will say it is buying something from the station. It will dock, sit there and then start to fly off. Hail again and it will say ti is carrying X to planet Y yet is still empty.

"Our transport hails from the colorado system. We are going to procur water from planet Denver."
Meanwhile I in NY and the transport is docking with the cali jump gate :/

~ DaVoid, Expert Star Diver

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