Don't remember all of it, but I heard some Molly say to another guy: "All right, we have a winner!", thus starting off a "drop your cargo" line.

Not spoken but the funniest thing I've seen so far was a mission briefing...

"wotsisface is trying to dissappear. We want you to help him dissappear permanently by killing him en route"
made me laugh.

Elite... ah all that lining up with the station until you could afford a docking computer. Showing my age now; more so if I mention the spectrum.

"Bingo" (were playing Bingo?) "found what I'm looking for! Drop your cargo or you'll be sucking space".

Hit Cruise engine, wait until 90% charged drop cargo then re-beam as engine cuts in and as Jackie says "Awaaay we go"

Reply to suddenly missing cargo they were going to get.

"What the....? it was here a minute ago!?, My cargo, my beautiful cargo!, I said D6, D6 is the cargo location where is it?! You will regret your actions this day!"

"No more enemy's on my scope". (As I am engaged with about 6 outcast ships and they are trying very hard to kill my narrow butt.)

" Freelancer Alpha 1-1 you will submit to a cargo scan, sigh....there's nothing here I'm looking for." Too bad babe I was hoping we could hook up later in the bar IF I LIVE! , I am a little busy right now fighting off these outcasts and you and your friends are flying off looking for god knows what without helping me! Thanks for nothing!

"I hope these .......bring a good price that last trade mission just about killed me!"

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Anyway something that keeps happening and i find kinda funny is when your cruising about in your fully kitted out Titan/Sabre/Eagle and a junker cruises up to you and attempts to rob you.

I just dont get how in the world they think there gonna win! and of course you dont drop your cargo and then they say something about how your gonna regret that decission and then the next think they say is how out matched they are, and that they must retreat, they normally get blown up before they finish

I have this happen on multiplayer when im in groups of 2 or 3 and several groups of junkers shows up and try to rob everyone in the group, of course they die within seconds

i docked with a samura station once and spoke to one of the guys there. I was neutral to samura, right in the centre of the rep bar, but when he took my card he said 'are you kidding? i ought to waste you myself for what you've done'.

"This is Corsairs Gamma 15 to Corsairs Gamma 15, looks like you could use a hand"

Semper Fidelis

"I'm enganging freelancer alpha 1-1", one suicidal Xenos
Next, he's diving into Manhattan and got himself burned.

"I want to dock" - Corsair -
He just flew out from Crete Docking ring.

Just killed George Bush in the other day when hauling cargo to Xenos Ouray Base, I even got a screenshot of it

so what? ive killed bill cates ( in the demo, a rouge ) bruce lee ( another rouge )
bart simpson ( another rouge )

I shot down a Rheinlander who was only called "Heinz". No last name. He now lives up to his name

Flying through a volatile gas area and hearing AI say "I lost a wingman!" then promise revenge against the offending cloud of gas...
Also, attacking a Bounty Hunter... "Watch your fire!"BOOM! or "Verify your target!" BOOM!!!! Don't like my energy weapons fire? Here have a cannonball: "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!" BOOM!!!!!!!!!!
And, I must've killed a hundred bounty hunter ships in a row, and they're still neutral to me...
And the funniest thing, a Battleship and escorts flying into a mine field "We're taking damage" Nah, Really? I wonder what's doing it? Maybe the mines? Couldn't be...
I don't know how many guys with funny names I've killed... The list goes on and on...

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a m8 of mine has the name johnathan assar, and when im on mission 11, i find myself under attack by a navy piliot called johnathan nassar :/

also, i was outside canterbury station in bretonia, i clicked on a transport so i could follow it as i was bored, and i noticed its name BMM ASHFORD.

ashford is the town where i live canterbury is a lovely town 10 miles away from me. freaky eh?

Strangest/Funniest thing i heard, it was on Reynen's mod, i heard a transport say:"We hail from the Alaska system" and then they are swamped by rogues. About 2 minutes later I hear, "What's the big deal about Alien Artifacts anyways?" So, I concluded that, Alien Organisms from Alaska were brought into Liberty, the rogues stole them, and someone heard about it.

not realy something sayd, but heard:
"BOOOM SQUEEEEEL"
The sound of twenty gundam missle mod missles in a chain reaction explosion, eh, it may be kusari ships, but it was pretty funny to listen to, you can't help but snigger when your bombarded with the sound evert 9 seconds.

I talk like that cuz m punked out.

some rogue (ace):

"Your out of your-" BOOOOM!

the joys of having 4 Lv. 10 guns...

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