strangest/ funniest thing you have ever heard an npc saying

Fri May 09, 2003 9:44 pm by Mjr.Hurtz

" Mess with the viper and you'll get the fang" 2 seconds later: Mission Commisioner: "Looks like there retreating..."

Fri May 09, 2003 10:52 pm by DJscratchman

"you better just look the other way." as i launch a wasp and finish the job.

Shigetah shigatah shwa[!

Sat May 10, 2003 4:39 am by big_lads

A junkers ship demanding I drop my 4 cargo units of Food Rations that were sitting snugly in my cargo bay next to masses of Silver.

Sat May 10, 2003 5:11 am by pressgod

Bartender at GC base I swear he say's "Hey Trent you old guy Jane how you been?"
what the heck does that mean?!

"So nice to see you lived Trent good to see you again" Yea glad I didn't die then you would be having this conversation with yourself!

" So nice to talk to scum like us for a change" Bartender at Outland base don't remember which.

Just some thoughts from the edge of space!

all the news that no one reads

Sun May 11, 2003 1:10 pm by terence darby

I got scanned the other day by 'Lettice Browning'.

Which was nice.

Status: Elite - BBC Micro

Sun May 11, 2003 4:55 pm by sanchezero

guy jane = gaijin.

it means white devil

Sun May 11, 2003 6:49 pm by ShadowDancer

I shot down Jim Hawkins the other day.

Signature? What Signature?

Sun May 11, 2003 9:21 pm by Trentacle

My first time playing SP (out of the demo anyway) I was responsible for the death of Bart Simpson, Liberty Rogue. =)

Sun May 11, 2003 9:49 pm by Therabidrabbit

in one of the early mission after you rescue that prison ship in the astroids from getting its ass kicked. some dudes helping you (king i think?) says:

Ok kid, Iv got a colon leak i gotta get back to base now!
hehehe

only later did i realize he siad "coolant" leak.

Sun May 11, 2003 10:07 pm by Glitch

Flight Leader: "I'm bugging out, he's just too..." -BLAM-
2nd pilot: "Ok, I'm the leader..." - BLAM-
3rd pilot: "Damn, I just lost one of..." -BLAM-

Wiped out a flight of Reinland police, oops.

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Sun May 11, 2003 11:01 pm by DJscratchman

One time, me n ewok, kab, n beavereater were killin xenos at oray base and i killed one, it scream realy high, not as high as a girl but, the thing was it was a guy, whats a pussy like him doin flying for a faction, heh.

Shigetah shigatah shwa[!

Sun May 11, 2003 11:22 pm by KnightLight

I've shot down some interesting people.

1. Domingo Montoya the Outcast, the target of an Assassination mission. I'm expecting Inigo to show up for revenge anytime now. "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

2. Pamela Anderson the Bounty Hunter, one of around 20 I killed on a Corsair Mission.

"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice..."

Mon May 12, 2003 7:59 am by SY WANG HIN

A CSV

rop your goods or you get tosed!OK,OK...I said.When I drop and tarter it back.'HEY,MY BEAUTIFUL LOOT!!'CSV.I:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Then I come back with 30 hull.

Mon May 12, 2003 12:10 pm by Timhotep

I really like the line "this fool is actually engaging me". I'm at the point where they break it off in the middle of "actuallly" in order to scream.

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We are on a patrol from the Chugoku system, we are going to the Chugoku system...

Mon May 12, 2003 3:32 pm by Neo-Archaic

"Never send a boy to do a woman's job"

And sometimes the AI starts these long conversations that sound like someone is griping about how miserable he is.

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