..and anyone who doesn't will be shot! Tortured and shot! Clearly, Eskwilaxitikitavian agents are trying to spread dissent to subvert the bliss and serenity of our hagiacracy! There was never a time when the people loved rabbits, and if there was, it was a mass hallucination brought on by out-of-date GB, which no-one ever drank anyway!
Nothing improper ever goes on inside the Grand Pal erm Mosque, the people are happy and express themselves in pious and modest terms, as is well known! These vicious personal slurs are clear fabrication, and will only result in more beatings. All Tawakalni citizens will now be checked for the slightest trace of rabbit-fur or other evidence of consorting with rabbits, such as possession of carrots or lettuce, and the punishments will be very severe indeed. We will purify Tawakalnistan of the last trace of hoppity-folk.
We don't burrow! It's an inverse vertical defence strategy! It is not true that Tawakalni workers have been given artificial paws, they're just using adaptive digging technology.Besides, we have to check for rabbit-infiltration in the soil that sits underneath the sand...
Those statues enever existed and if they ever did, which they didn't, they were blown up years ago. It never happened. The only history in Tawakalnistan is the Way of the Mullah which contains everything that really happened, good facts that agree with the wise and considered sayings of the Grand Mullah.