@Esky- Fickle? Perhaps, but I prefer the term 'for hire'. My contract for the forces of Tawackalnerstan is up for renewal soon, and if I don't get a new bid from our fearful leader, I may have to switch sides. As my sig shows, it's all about who will pay the most:

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@Esky- Fickle? Perhaps, but I prefer the term 'for hire'. My contract for the forces of Tawackalnerstan is up for renewal soon, and if I don't get a new bid from our fearful leader, I may have to switch sides. As my sig shows, it's all about who will pay the most:

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*Ahum*... What makes you think you'll be alive after your contract gets terminated?? Our Grand Mullah demands absolute obedience.. not just anyone!! He has shown you the light of Truth, that in itself would command some respect, instead of just sodding off and running over to flopsy



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Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

*pssst* Dawg:

It isn't purely up to you. Mr. Tea-Towels might wake up of a sudden day dream and decide that you've betrayed him and call out the pal...er Mosqual security to have you terminated with extreme prejudice.

Watch yer back Dawgy boy, you're not safe anymore. *makes side long look at Locutov *

You may think so, but as the sole merchant available that retails vehicles that can "comfortably seat 12 jihadists in the back" as the ad says, eliminating me would be a detriment to the overall operation of Tawalkanistan's ter... erm, police forces. Plus, if I'm killed, my employees will begin skimming of Tawalkanistan's foil production and sending it to the rabbits to make TV antennae. The best of all possible worlds.

taw can borrow my car i saw thinking about installing sunslayer torpedos on the roof and a couple of diamodbacks on the sides

Sunslayers you say? They've been declared contraband in Towelkanistan, I've heard. Certainly you've read the fine print that says "Must be Mullah or higher to mount this weapon." Besides, your car doesn't have a hardpoint that'll fit that weapon.

Hmm, I wonder where the Mullah is. Perhaps this thread has "petered" out, ha, ha. *Dodges barrage of mouldy vegetables*

Don't get your knick ers in a twist (I believe is the correct usage) Harey Horse, the Grand Mullet will appear when he deigns so to do.

In the meantime, with compounded interest, you now owe me US$30.34 for that bounced check.

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Edited by - indy11 on 9/27/2006 6:33:28 AM

Bah! We never bounce checks, Insurance Gecko. The only time that ever happen's when someone *glances at Taw* press the delete key while going through our electronic account they hacked into with a junky satellite. Also, I heard that Comrade Mullahnsky (which his Russian arms dealers have nicknamed him) has recently made a large purchase of "Organs" from them, bu then again I don't recall organs being played in Mosques. Coincidence?

in my part of new jersey anything is possible the body shop i go to says anything is mountable from side winders to a couple of rapid fire assult weapons.

Bloody Infidels... placing Organs in Mosques.. the Very thought of it!

nahh... his Mullahness' Russian arms dealers sent him a couple o' these Organs to remind the Bunnies that the Ever watchfull Eye and fist of our Beloved Leader is ever upon them

PS: The Organs, sold under the name Stalin Organ, but redubbed to "Mullah's Tin Whistle" are these babies :



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Rule of Accuracy: When working toward the solution of a problem, it always helps if you know the answer.
Corollary: Provided, of course, that you know there is a problem.

Katyushas? I seriously doubt that, after all the renovations done inside the Mullatawgawnee Pal....Mosque (gold plated plumbing, diamond encrusted door knobs, silk velour carpeting, yadda yadda yadda) Ol' Tea-Towels has any money left to pay for Katyushas.

Lies! All the absolutely necessary improvements to the Grand Pal.. erm Mosque are non-superficial, and besides it's only suitable that the central building of Tawakalnistan (well, the only building apart from wabbit pwisons) is a suitable residence for Tawakalnistan's spiritual leader.

Indeed, as dear Comrade in fraternal socialism Locutov rightly points out, and Comrade Sabatino observes, the Tawakalni Ministry of Transport is indeed looking to upgrade our current transportation fleet with newly imported stock from our foreign suppliers, so that we can indeed match our rivals with modern vehicles designed for the planned new highways of tawakalnistan, some of which will even have tarmac (for a few miles anyway)

..here's an example of the new technologies we are testing. Isn't she a beauty? Only 1200 dinars over 5 years with a downpayment of 50 dinars, finance underwritten by Indycorp, USA..

nice i like it whats that translate into dollars?