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I you prick us, we bleed.
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Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:14 pm
No you don't! Insurance men have no blood or heart or anything even remotely resembling humanity apart from an outer shell. Everyone knows that, or at least they do when they try to put a claim in. sheesh!
Have you got a cold by the way, or is it allergies from the dust mites on all those rejected claims and voided policies?
Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/16/2006 4:16:44 PM
Have you got a cold by the way, or is it allergies from the dust mites on all those rejected claims and voided policies?
Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/16/2006 4:16:44 PM
Sat Sep 16, 2006 3:25 pm
Uh oh! Taw has posted the dreaded 666 post! Now one of two things will happen. Esqulaxitavia will wipe Tawakalnistan from the face of the earth, or a giant fissure will open up in Tawakalnistan that (old fashioned) ginger beer will gush forth from in giant waves, quickly inebriating all of the citizens and converting them to our cause and dissolving some of the more "Sensitive" Tawakalnis.
Sat Sep 16, 2006 5:41 pm
*shakes head*
Still think you actually had coverage for that inconvenient explosion that happened inside your Pal...er, Mosque the other day?
As I said, the application you completed (the one you SENT to me by email .. don't try to insist now that the bogus deal you made was my deal) clearly stated that your .. Mosque ... was merely used as an office occupancy. That no activities inconsistent with a commercial office building were conducted there.
On the second day ... please note the SECOND day ... that your brand spanking new insurance policy had been put into effect ... you advised me that there had been an explosion which emanated from your furnace and would I be so kind as to send you a check for the repairs.
When I advised you that an onsite inspection of the damage would be necessary, you demurred. You gave me some excuse about the wife not feeling well and the kids out of sorts ... not a convenient time. Maybe later.
THEN someone sent me a cut out news article about this "furnace explosion."
Here it is:
>>>>>N. Staffordshire Inquirer<<<<<<
A massive explosion shook the foundations of the Palatial "Mosque" of the Grand Mufti Tawakalna early this morning. Photographs taken by our photographers have been confiscated by the Militia of Higher Morals for reasons of state security.
It is reported that in the course of introducing a new high explosive agent to the missile system being developed in a sublevel of the Mosque, an error was made that resulted in the detonation of the new explosive. Luckily, there was only a small experimental supply at hand at the site. Nevertheless, the resulting damage to the sublevels and a portion of the exterior of the Mosque is quite severe.
Construction consultants estimate that the cost of repair would be in the trillions of dinars.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You were surprised then that the insurance company rescinded its contract?
<edit>
And who gave you my picture? It's been doctored heavily I might add .. by you I'm sure. I am far more handsome and wholesome looking than that!
This is me in my superhero disguise.
Underwriter Dog!
Edited by - Indy11 on 9/16/2006 7:05:07 PM
Still think you actually had coverage for that inconvenient explosion that happened inside your Pal...er, Mosque the other day?
As I said, the application you completed (the one you SENT to me by email .. don't try to insist now that the bogus deal you made was my deal) clearly stated that your .. Mosque ... was merely used as an office occupancy. That no activities inconsistent with a commercial office building were conducted there.
On the second day ... please note the SECOND day ... that your brand spanking new insurance policy had been put into effect ... you advised me that there had been an explosion which emanated from your furnace and would I be so kind as to send you a check for the repairs.
When I advised you that an onsite inspection of the damage would be necessary, you demurred. You gave me some excuse about the wife not feeling well and the kids out of sorts ... not a convenient time. Maybe later.
THEN someone sent me a cut out news article about this "furnace explosion."
Here it is:
>>>>>N. Staffordshire Inquirer<<<<<<
A massive explosion shook the foundations of the Palatial "Mosque" of the Grand Mufti Tawakalna early this morning. Photographs taken by our photographers have been confiscated by the Militia of Higher Morals for reasons of state security.
It is reported that in the course of introducing a new high explosive agent to the missile system being developed in a sublevel of the Mosque, an error was made that resulted in the detonation of the new explosive. Luckily, there was only a small experimental supply at hand at the site. Nevertheless, the resulting damage to the sublevels and a portion of the exterior of the Mosque is quite severe.
Construction consultants estimate that the cost of repair would be in the trillions of dinars.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You were surprised then that the insurance company rescinded its contract?
<edit>
And who gave you my picture? It's been doctored heavily I might add .. by you I'm sure. I am far more handsome and wholesome looking than that!
This is me in my superhero disguise.
Underwriter Dog!
Edited by - Indy11 on 9/16/2006 7:05:07 PM
Sat Sep 16, 2006 10:29 pm
I was actually referring to the symantic definition of race , rather than person. Rabbits are a race of animals, as are humans by definition. Hence, I can safely argue that we are covered. As for being "persons", why not? Rabbits and mythical chimaerae are people too!
As for 666 posts, it makes sense that the Evil Mullah of Tawakalnistan would post in order to make up that number. Coincidence? I think not. As your Scripture quotation Moolah, the Book of the Rabbit-God is a far better read. A rollicking tale of freedom and ginger beer, crammed with cryptic phrases such as "the music doesn't play the musician" and "the tallest tree can be felled with the meekest word". Classic.
As for 666 posts, it makes sense that the Evil Mullah of Tawakalnistan would post in order to make up that number. Coincidence? I think not. As your Scripture quotation Moolah, the Book of the Rabbit-God is a far better read. A rollicking tale of freedom and ginger beer, crammed with cryptic phrases such as "the music doesn't play the musician" and "the tallest tree can be felled with the meekest word". Classic.
Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:15 am
that's not race, that's species. this is why your rabbit-genes are all mixed up with other creatures, because you aren't clear on the distinction between race and species. And all your friends are hybrids or non-humans too - Bird-Man, Jaggy the drunken Rabbit-Lover, that plasticine dog-thing that used to come here, the capitalist blood-sucker, and various deluded small children under evil Rabbit influence. Only Comrade Parabolix, Id, and a few select others have remained free of your insidious brain-warping gene-melding brew. oh yes I know that GB stands for "Genetic Brewing" hence why i won't let the foul substance anywhere near me!
The Book of the Rabbit "God" is an idolatrous blasphemy and this text is expressly forbidden in Tawakalnistan above all others! Possession of this foul tome is punishable by immedate severe unpleasantries - it's a significantly worse crime than smuggling ginger beer or being kind to wabbits (which are serious crimes in themselves.)
Insurance Fella - you know full well that it was at your insisitence I mailed it to you, since you said you didn't accept electronifically discombobulated policy documents nor personal visits. oddly eneough, although i got a proof of posting every time from the Tawakalnistan Village Post Office, you never seemed to recieve it until we threatened to shoot it through your window with an RPG. And if memory serves me correctly, you took weeks to process the application, claiming you were on important business in Icanicant (or was it Cancun?) and accidentally failed to make it clear that claims would only be processed between 3:30 and 3:35 on a Friday afternoon and then only in triplicate (extra forms available from your "other" office on the far side of town) and that you invalidated our claim because you (erroneaously) put on the original proposal a "Mr Mewlah" when it was in fact "Mr Mullah" thus requiring the entire application to be filled out again (and all claims voided) by your totally independent nothing-to-do-with-you-squire Noo Dworkian underwriters.
And you charged us for dinar-dollar conversion too! at an extortionate rate, taking advantage of our lack of international banking facilities.
Rich - I dunno about chimaeras either, bit chewy i reckon. You can't be sure where it's been.
Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/17/2006 11:08:08 AM
The Book of the Rabbit "God" is an idolatrous blasphemy and this text is expressly forbidden in Tawakalnistan above all others! Possession of this foul tome is punishable by immedate severe unpleasantries - it's a significantly worse crime than smuggling ginger beer or being kind to wabbits (which are serious crimes in themselves.)
Insurance Fella - you know full well that it was at your insisitence I mailed it to you, since you said you didn't accept electronifically discombobulated policy documents nor personal visits. oddly eneough, although i got a proof of posting every time from the Tawakalnistan Village Post Office, you never seemed to recieve it until we threatened to shoot it through your window with an RPG. And if memory serves me correctly, you took weeks to process the application, claiming you were on important business in Icanicant (or was it Cancun?) and accidentally failed to make it clear that claims would only be processed between 3:30 and 3:35 on a Friday afternoon and then only in triplicate (extra forms available from your "other" office on the far side of town) and that you invalidated our claim because you (erroneaously) put on the original proposal a "Mr Mewlah" when it was in fact "Mr Mullah" thus requiring the entire application to be filled out again (and all claims voided) by your totally independent nothing-to-do-with-you-squire Noo Dworkian underwriters.
And you charged us for dinar-dollar conversion too! at an extortionate rate, taking advantage of our lack of international banking facilities.
Rich - I dunno about chimaeras either, bit chewy i reckon. You can't be sure where it's been.
Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/17/2006 11:08:08 AM
Sun Sep 17, 2006 5:56 pm
Now that is very strange. The way I remember it, I had the coverage for you all lined up pending, of course, your completion of the application form which,for some reason was always "in the mail" but never arriving.
Then again you had expressed some hesitation in filling out the questions concerning the nature of the occupancy of your Pal.... Mosque. I remember telling you that in so far you weren't some kind of explosives factory or something, you needn't worry how you described your operations.
Then, of course, we all know how silly I was even to have said that. At least you got back your premium payment. The insurer wanted to have nothing to do with you so when they rescinded the contract they sent you back your money. Silly Mewlah person.
Edited by - Indy11 on 9/18/2006 6:23:18 AM
Then again you had expressed some hesitation in filling out the questions concerning the nature of the occupancy of your Pal.... Mosque. I remember telling you that in so far you weren't some kind of explosives factory or something, you needn't worry how you described your operations.
Then, of course, we all know how silly I was even to have said that. At least you got back your premium payment. The insurer wanted to have nothing to do with you so when they rescinded the contract they sent you back your money. Silly Mewlah person.
Edited by - Indy11 on 9/18/2006 6:23:18 AM
Mon Sep 18, 2006 3:51 pm
You want to argue semantics with me, do you Mullah? Fine! Allow me to quote from Dictionary.com:
<quote>
race
–noun
1. a group of persons related by common descent or heredity.
...
8. a natural kind of living creature: the race of fishes.
</quote>
True, it is not the best of sources, but it serves my purpose. Assuming that rabbits and chimaerae are people too, as discussed previously, the first point is therefore accurate. If however, one were to argue that rabbits are *not* people, then point 8 clearly includes the rabbitfolk of Esquilaxitavia. That's all I have for this witness m'lud.
As for the Book, bah! Bah I say! You conservative types... you have probably also banned classics such as "The Satanic Verses" and "Catcher in the Rye" in Tawakalnistan! Which books *are* allowed, hmm? "How the Mullah Got His Groove Back", or perhaps the best-selling "Lock Up Your Daughters Tawakalnistan... Unless They're Wearing Burqahs", or perhaps such propagandist classics as "The Only Good Rabbit is a Stewed Rabbit" and "Rabbits: The Silent Killer"? And what about music you cwazy fundamentalist? What's at the top of the charts in Tawakalnistan at the moment? "I Gave My Wife a Rabbit, It Had No Bones?" *Shakes head and assumes English accent* That's roobish, that is!
Edited by - esquilax on 9/18/2006 4:54:43 PM
<quote>
race
–noun
1. a group of persons related by common descent or heredity.
...
8. a natural kind of living creature: the race of fishes.
</quote>
True, it is not the best of sources, but it serves my purpose. Assuming that rabbits and chimaerae are people too, as discussed previously, the first point is therefore accurate. If however, one were to argue that rabbits are *not* people, then point 8 clearly includes the rabbitfolk of Esquilaxitavia. That's all I have for this witness m'lud.
As for the Book, bah! Bah I say! You conservative types... you have probably also banned classics such as "The Satanic Verses" and "Catcher in the Rye" in Tawakalnistan! Which books *are* allowed, hmm? "How the Mullah Got His Groove Back", or perhaps the best-selling "Lock Up Your Daughters Tawakalnistan... Unless They're Wearing Burqahs", or perhaps such propagandist classics as "The Only Good Rabbit is a Stewed Rabbit" and "Rabbits: The Silent Killer"? And what about music you cwazy fundamentalist? What's at the top of the charts in Tawakalnistan at the moment? "I Gave My Wife a Rabbit, It Had No Bones?" *Shakes head and assumes English accent* That's roobish, that is!
Edited by - esquilax on 9/18/2006 4:54:43 PM