taw meet my friend anubis at your disposal here s my new ship the horus all class ten weapos three torpedeo bays and ion thrusters. here is my newest aquistion it is a transformer he will also die for the cause i think my friend the war is won no vultures rabbits ori or chickens.

Edited by - richard w. sabatino on 9/12/2006 6:13:10 AM

Edited by - richard w. sabatino on 9/12/2006 6:16:33 AM

Taw, dont forget the indian scholar Ghutava Phee

you don't scare me with menacing pictoors of killer bunnies, Jaggy! it just so happens that I have on my side former President of the USA Jimmy Carter, inventor of lemonade, who knows only too well from bitter personal experience of the hidden wabbit menace, having been viciously attacked in an assassination attempt by one of your evil cohorts..



Former President Carter bravely fought off the amphibious bunny chimaera assassin with his fishing rod and some good ol' Southern pluck. In a statement to Al-Tawazeera, the former President is reported to have said:

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"Ah didn't know that these heah wabbits were such a men-ersse an' all, but now ah realise how the rest of the world, y'all, has been protected bah the effurts of the brave people of Tahwahlkahnistahnia (he struggles with the vowels) Ah encourage ahll peoples of the world, y'all, to unahte behand the wahse and peace-lurvin' Grahnd Muller of Tahwahwhateveritisastania to defeat this here furrah menace once and fur ahll."

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There you have it. Such eloquence brings tears to my eyes <sniff> Even American Presidents are lining up to combat the Axos of Weevil. Soon the entire world will be in my grasp! hahahahaha! erm i mean, soon the entire world will unite and rid itself of these carrot-munching pests.

Espionage photos from a worldwide network of Tawakalni kebab vendors show the latest pathetic attempts to create wabbit super-soldiers..


meantime, Poor deluded Jaggy continues to humiliate himself as he attempts to emulate his master..


..whilst Esquilurx fits a new cooling system for Typhon


..in order to create more bumbling, ineffective Esqilaxitavian propaganda..


..in an attempt to infiltrate rather badly disguised Wabbit agents into Tawakalnistan (try harder!)


..meanwhile, back in Esquliaxitavia, small children are forced to adopt the ways and appearance of their evil master. That's right, Esquilax conducts genetic experiments on children! Even I didn't think he could stoop as low as that..





Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/12/2006 2:07:38 PM

Well now, that's just disgusting...

My small but hardy band of mercs would like to join you against this immoral and sick false-god.

What say you?


EDIT: Ignore some of my prev posts, we assassina... erm removed the doci. He's no longer in charge here.

Edited by - Xca/iber on 9/12/2006 3:49:23 PM

Latest spy photos from our agents in Eskwilurxitavia show, at last, the inner sanctum of the self-styled Rabbit God! here he is, working hard as usual..



and in a chimaer-esque (two puns in one!) here we see the Rabbit once again trying to breathe some life into sorry old Typhon! sorry Bunny, computers don't eat carrots!



and haven't I always said laptops are rubbish? this one is using Rabbit OS..(a rip-off of WinME, i beleive, although we won't have such tat in Tawakalnistan)

I *knew* that you were going to bring Carter into it! He started the war, and he had it coming anyway. Wasn't he once called "History's greatest monster"? Bah! We scared the hell out of him, but we could have done far worse. In any case, the alliance between Carter and Tawakalnistan should be a concern for all, especially the Capitalist Insurance Man! As for "sherbet", that ain't bin poplar since odd-six! Poor old-fashioned Taw... what's next, humbugs? Snuff boxes?

As for my "super rabbit soldiers", at least I have some! Your human armed forces are inferior to Esquilaxitavia's army in almost every way! And children are not experimented upon in Esquilaxitavia! It's not my fault they keep getting into the "secret formula" and confuse it with GB (its primary ingredient).

As for "Rabbit OS", I should point out that it is built upon Unix, which makes it a step above the "Tawindows" which is the only OS allowed under Tawakalni law. Shame! And you leave my computer out of this! Esquilaxitavia may be filled with older machines, but they run far beyond their specifications! Here are some pictures of some of Esquilaxitavia's IT graduate students:





See? Excellent facilities! And what about Tawakalnistan? Here we see the Mullah's oh-so sophisticated IT infrastructure:




RILMS - "Ninja Rabbits", eh? Jag took that idea and ran with it .

Edited by - esquilax on 9/12/2006 5:30:31 PM

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In any case, the alliance between Carter and Tawakalnistan should be a concern for all, especially the Capitalist Insurance Man

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Pfffft. Of what? Camouflage burkha covered fedayins paddling on flat bottomed fishing boats trying to launch a spud rocket through a cardboard tube lined with tinfoil?

Pfffft. I could just redirect our water taxi routes a little and have them run by those guys real close like and swamp them in the taxis wakes. Pffft.

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PS: Your deposit check seems to have bounced as well. You owe me a $29 processing charge for the funds adjustment Mr. Rabbit. That's in real money, by the way, not carrots.

Edited by - Indy11 on 9/12/2006 7:28:58 PM

Underestimating such an alliance could be your downfall Insurance Man, and as for your fees, it took THREE WEEKS for the order to be finalised due to your seemingly infinite layers of red tape which necessitated 67 different forms before the application itself could be submitted. If anything, you owe *me* for the time I lost dredging through all of those forms, and the losses that Esquilaxitavia (1) suffered during the delay! Even Esquilaxitavia's bureaucracy isn't that bad!

(1) Or "Rabbitopia" as it is sometimes known. (2)

(2) That's pronounced "Rabbit-topia" not "Rabbi-topia" by the way; the people of Esquilaxitavia are not Jewish .

Edited by - esquilax on 9/12/2006 8:35:01 PM

are you talking to me. are you talking to me are you talking to me . if not then i shut up . i have tell ya you guys a cracken me up with this little hissie fit i come to this post evry day twice sometimes three times a day for updates this is real comody

Well, we do our best . The thread is very idiosyncratic now, so it is hard for new people to become involved.

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it took THREE WEEKS for the order to be finalised due to your seemingly infinite layers of red tape which necessitated 67 different forms before the application itself could be submitted.

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It only took you three weeks? *makes mental note to revise procedure* And to be precise, there are only 65 forms. Two of the sheets are appencdices only to be used in the event the sucker----er---- applicant is able to complete the first 65 forms.

I really hate Indy. he's always slaggin' off our Tawakalnistanian efforts and ridiculin' our stuff, but never has any of his own, just lame insurance scams. Our boats may not be up to much, Tawakalnistan is a land-locked country you know! but you can't deny our chaps pluck and derring-doo...



..and it would've worked too if we hadn't run out of duct tape. flippin' MacGuyver!



..shame we lost the boat though. now we'll have to buy another one, hope that insurance we took out pays up!



This was the guy we took the super-discount "guaranteed" insurance from when we made a sneaky visit to Noo Dworkia a while back. He said no problem, embargoed Islamic enclaves were a speciality of his and he'd sort us out rock-solid insurance no problem through a friend of his who wasn't actually in but was very experienced but we'd have to pay up first or he wouldn't be able to get the permits? As you know, Tawakalnistan is a poor country so we handed over all the dinars we had and he said he had to get off and get some special documentation and licences and jumped in a taxi. The next time we saw him was on 42nd Street and he said he didn't know us and was about to get a plane for Al- Asvehgass or somewhere?



Wabbit - you've been spying on us again! what's wrong with humbugs and snuff boxes? Snuff is very popular in Tawakalnistan as we can't always get our beloved Sweet Aftons past infidel customs embargoes.

Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/13/2006 1:42:53 PM

I'm sorry. Have we met? Well I suppose we may have but it is highly irregular to transact business on the street, so to speak, much less take dinars do you call it?

We're not a cash and carry operation. Far from it. Do you have a receipt by any chance? I would need a receipt to track down this business transaction to which you refer, if any. The receipt should have a record locator identification number on it.

But I am just a little bit suspicious as there is no such thing as a guarantied anything.

You may have mistaken me for someone else.


This is me in my normal disguise:


And just so you don't think we don't have potential WMDs, here's a picture of one of our more devastating ones.



And here, our heavy duty battle line offensive weapon. Capable of laying low all who come down wind of it. We call it a tactical olfactory device.



Edited by - Indy11 on 9/13/2006 3:10:49 PM

This is such a great thread, I visit it every day. I can remember when it started, and I decided not to post because I thought it wouldn't last...