your Alien has got a willy!

thats his tail anyway my army of the dead is at your disposal

So much Vile propaganda from the toweled one. So clear to see through. The armys of the rabit are breaking through the lines. Can't see why he wants chicken for his last meal, ehh, so be it, and then its fricaze for him.

ALL who support him wil now be attacked by fellow Avarians -

Edited by - Finalday on 9/11/2006 3:47:45 PM

The Ori will pledge their support on this holy crusade.

I would upload a dozen images, but due to imageshack erm I mean my religious beliefs, I can't...

oh, propaganda is it? These high-resolution images captured by my spy satellite as it passed over the Nest reveal the truth behind your feathery fusillades, Fowl-nalday!


propaganda indeed. the camera never lies!

EDIT - well there you have it, at last a clear admission of the worldwide hegemony sought by the Birdman/Wabbit Axis of Weevils. ALL right-thinking peoples will be pooped on by massed fleets of chicken-men and then overrrun by flippin' carrot-munchers! If you value your freedom to do everything I say erm live a pious and virtuous life of peace and prosperity I mean then the recruitment station at the back of the Grand Pala erm Mosque is open. Don't worry about basic training, I won't keep you hanging around, it's straight off to the front-line! After all, it's only chickens and bunny rabbits you'll be facing, and I'll be right behind you. About 25 miles behind you, so i can get a good overview of the battle. The Tawakalnistani people would never forgive me if I put myself in harm's way...

This is your enemy!


I wouldn't worry about this one though, he's too busy chatting up women to be any real threat, unless you bought one of his "special discount" insurance policies (read the small print!)



Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/11/2006 4:10:23 PM

taw we now have a arsenal of killer cats take a look at this

Looks to me, like chaseing, but never able to catch me.

RILMS - Unfortunately, the top picture is from a human actor in a rabbit suit. It's hard to believe I know, but not all rabbits on the silver screen are true members of Esquilaxitavia. *Sigh*

Taw - How did you obtain a picture of my chimaera friend?!? He is supposed to be sealed in an underground bunker (see burrow) until he and his wing can commence their surprise aerial assault on Tawakalnistan! Grrrrr! Anyway, we were aiming for some proper aerial support (gryphons preferably), however we didn't add enough GB to the "secret formula" and ended up with a rabbit hybrid. We're not complaining though, as a rabbit with wings and the eyes of a hawk will be a formidable adversary, especially in conjunction with my new force of NY mercenaries leased from the Insurance Man.



Edited by - esquilax on 9/11/2006 5:38:57 PM

*ahem*

Uh. 'Scuse me Mr. Rabbit but, ummmmmm. The check bounced. But your deposit is still good. For that sum we could send you our junior petite cadets:

I'm disgusted!!!

All this pro-wabbit hogwash. Clearly the corrupt forces of Esquilaxitavia have led so many of you down the path towards a horrible, miserable, oppressed life. The wabbits have gone mad! Not only are they performing genetic experiments to produce hybrid animals, they are mutating their own genes to allow them to do all things unnatural...Look at this balderdash!



Esquilaxitavia is run by a corrupt leadership who wishes to convert the entire world to their evil heathen ways! They have even begun to infiltrate foreign governments!



Despite the frequent hints and warnings of the terrible message they carry, they continue to swell in population, most likely due to the incestuous relationships its members so often engage in. I hereby issue this warning to all in question of the horrid nation of the wabbits.



Edited by - parabolix on 9/11/2006 7:46:19 PM

Lies! All lies! Esquilaxitavia is a blissful haven with fountains of GB on every corner, and a prosperous economy! We are by no means evil, or warlike! Well, we can be warlike in regards to the religious left who do not believe that we evolved, but they are a rabid minority so we are not concerned. Bloody Intelligent Design *grumble*. As for Saddam, he invited an Esquilaxitavian representative in order to discuss ginger beer imports. We agreed, as we felt that it was a humanitarian mission. No GB under Saddam you know *shakes head sadly*.

Indy - I don't want your charity! The noble rabbitfolk of Esquilaxitavia will "fight the good fight" along with our allies despite the retraction of your forces! They were smaller than most of us anyway *sniff*.

@ Esq, Really? I'm shocked!


I found more of Esq's troops




and to sneak into small spaces

The first image won't load, so I'll comment on it tomorrow. As for those little guys, they are part of an elite infiltration team deep inside Tawakalnistan. They are deadlier than they look, believe me...

I'm tattifilariously tittivated and taramasalataised to see dear Comrade Parabolix re-open the second front against the fowl hoppers; between us we can crush (or at least tenderise and lightly season with a sprig of roseamry and some bayleaves) these bizarre animal hybrids once and for all, and have no more impure chicken-rabbit-bird-horse-men things. And wasn't there a dog in there once as well?

The fountains of GB will be replaced by fountains of sherbet, and every street corner will have it's own Mullah reciting from the Book of the Grand HippoTawCryt, Mustafa Leeq. Here's a really nice fountain provided for the people in the central courtyard of the Grand Pala..erm Mosque in Tawakalnistan. Look at those youngsters helping themselves to that free sherbet! In Eskwilaxitivitixitavia your little mouths would be burnt and scarred from the non-alcofrolic Gb you'd be forced to drink, and heaven only knows what you'd be forced to imbibe if those dreadful bird-men took over.



Once again, spontaneous demonstrations of thanks are given in appreciation of my munificence to the people of Tawakalnistan...