Important Message

You are browsing the archived Lancers Reactor forums. You cannot register or login.
The content may be outdated and links may not be functional.


To get the latest in Freelancer news, mods, modding and downloads, go to
The-Starport

Hey Eskie, I''m huntin'' Wabbitsees!

This is where you can discuss your homework, family, just about anything, make strange sounds and otherwise discuss things which are really not related to the Lancer-series. Yes that means you can discuss other games.

Post Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:28 pm

Ah. I see that Esky is training a "different" kind of bunny.




Keep up the propaganda Taw! It seems Esky is bent on using the sixties tactic of inciting a sexual revolution in your city! You've already got the opium on hand.

Taw, I've also intercepted a video clip from Esquilaxitavia's secret government intelligence service, detailing the training of their newest superweapon:

Secret Rabbit Weapons!

To the fellow who asked for a summary of events so far, this should do:

Post Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:38 pm

hey finaldy heres where your vultures ca hit its a big target in new jersey

Post Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:29 pm

Dawgy - I ain't training "that" kind of bunny! The only exceptions are Lola and Jessica, but they are are self-taught. No, we would not delve into such areas, as that's Indy's area, not ours .

Post Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:53 pm

Would he be a member of your army Esq?



Lucky rabbits



Are these yours?







And I suppose this would be propaganda from Taw

Post Sun Sep 10, 2006 11:12 pm

well, maybe, but only if the girl displayed less shamelessness and wore a decent burquah !

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:14 am

She could be an undercover agent in the Western world

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:02 am

True, but, as Taw has pointed out, she is not 'under cover'.

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:01 am

If there were more hedonism in this world and a lot less holier-than-thou righteous indignation, we wouldn't be having all these troublesome quarrels over fine points of beliefs or ideologies.

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:28 am

taw its time to call in the big guns these two guys are willing to fight and die for the cause and this guy too

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:39 am

where did you get that picture of the Insurance Man from? (the one on the right!)

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 10:47 am



That was a very strange film....very strange indeed.........

Although it's really old, they still released for the PSP as a UMD movie.

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 11:54 am

pilsbury.com the pisbury dough boy has given his loyalty to you taw right now im in confrence with the sta puft marshmellow man.

Edited by - richard w. sabatino on 9/11/2006 1:05:29 PM

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:05 pm

Rumors of my pasty faced orotundity are much exagerrated Mewllah. *Grrrr*

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:16 pm

Prepares campfire for Richard's soilder. Nice and crispy.

Post Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:29 pm

oy Vulture Boy, get to the back of the queue! there's a whole flock of birdmen to roast first!


I'm sorry to say, Eskwilurx, you should choose your allies with more care; here's what your bird-men chums get up to while you're not looking...


Tawkalnistani agents have also uncovered where the war-funds and aid you were supplying to the impoverished birdmen of Georgia went; wondered about Fownal's spectacular lack of success? wonder no more - this is what they were building, as part of their plan for world domination, to poop on us all from outer-space!


after all, this is what FD looks like without the beard..


..and I'm not quite sure what was intended here, it looks fearsome enough, but it's another chimaera doomed to failure - it's the wabbit part that just doesn't work for me! when are you going to stop these bizarre genetic experiments?


Insurance Man - deny it's you all you like, but Richard got a shot of your partment building in the background! see what all that hedonism and soft living do for you? You need a few weeks in a Tawakalnistani training camp and a strict regimen of prayer, exercise, and frugal eating, feasting only on the teachings of the Grand Hippotawcryt!

(well, that's everyone thoroughly insulted, all except Swiss; and I've got some crackin' new Lada jokes too! still I dare say he hasn't made a sale for a few weeks so when the booze runs out he'll be back!)

you must excuse me now, crowds of cheering Tawakalnistanis have spontaneously gathered outside the Grand Pala...erm Central Mosque, wishing to thank me for the recent glut of food due to my erm "our" brilliant victories over the evil infidel Birdman/Wabbit Alliance..


(i'm going to have to do something about all these guns going off, it frightens the cats and the paint's getting terribly worn off the walls of the Pala..erm Mosque, the tiles are getting chipped and it's costing me a fortune! We're going to have to start planning these "spontaneous" demonstrations a lot better...)



Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/11/2006 2:14:41 PM

Return to Off Topic