Quid pro quo?

My good Grand Mufti, there's quid pro quo aplenty. The *compensation* that I mentioned is our contract price.

The Regiment is in full training as we speak.

Now Indy, you KNOW he can't handle his women dress like this, *shakes head* Besides, Dallas needs them for thier cheerleaders.

But then again, the sight of the ladies dressed like that, may just shock Taw into in action, allowing us to take over his little piece of the world. I call dibs on the garden.

So, I guess those are your shock troops, eh Indy?

<averts eyes> filth! haram filth and debauchery! this is how ladies should comport themselves, not with shameless hussery....

@RILMS

Six packs aplenty, as you can see.

@Mewllah:

How do we even know that what lurks beneath those burkhas are women? After all, all your people are required to go covered that way, not just the ladies. Is there a color code or something?

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@Bird Man: That's the cover for the Regiment. Notice, also, that they only train in covered stadia. To avoid prying eyes and, possibly, inadvertant avian droppings.

Edited by - Indy11 on 9/10/2006 1:25:09 PM

how am I supposed to answer you when i can't even look at this page of the thread because of the sinfulness diplayed therein?

Ahh... someone who will listen to the Word. We are the Ulori. You could call us a 'sub-religion' or *cough* fundamentalist faction of the Ori. We would be willing to support you against this false, barbaric, animal god, if you would simply embrace the Word of Origin, and convert to the ways of the Ori. We would bring the war to them, and they would be smitten before our might!

Edited by - The Doci on 9/10/2006 2:27:58 PM

Now, while he isn't looking, I shall slip my elite menion in to introduce the rabbit propaganda to the masses. If we add an image to every page, we will be assured of total victory.

Edited by - Finalday on 9/10/2006 2:28:08 PM

The infiltrator will be found! And SMITTEN!

The Ori will not be ousted by a weak, furry animal!

Final! Esquilaxitavia does not believe in propaganda as do the evil Tawakalni. We are seekers of the truth, and seek it out wherever it lies! Even behind veils of secrecy where humans fear to tread! Hmm, that could explain why some of my more fundamentalist followers (of which there are few thankfully) were killed when they ran around the streets of Tawakalnistan tearing off women's burqas. Ah, it was a bad day to be a rabbit in Tawakalnistan that day *shakes head*. Well it is bad any day, but that was an especially bad one .

unfortunately, FownalDay's "scout" was captured by my good friend and well-known pigeon fancier Mullah Stan Braithwaite from up the road..



Persuaded to turn stool-pigeon by a handful of birdseed, a dreid cuttlefish, and some select readings from "Way of the Mullett," this overblown chicken pooped on his erstwhile employers and turned turkey on Final's airborne invasion force, allowing us to prepare our defences cunningly disguised as lawn-seed netting..



Brave civil defence units, dressed in protective burqahs , dealt with the few stragglers that tried to escape, although the enemy fought with unusual fowlness..



The survivors of this quackery were sold off in Tawakalnistan's central souk making sure that after our great victory over the bunnies, the housewives of Tawakalnistan can change the menu to chicken tonight!



Tawsat-1's powerful telescopes picked up this image of Final not looking best pleased with the performance of his feathery minions, the only pluck being shown being that of the heroic Tawakalnistan defenders...





Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/10/2006 5:49:23 PM

Pure propoganda, Cry foul and let slip the dogs of war!!! Impostor!!



Edited by - Finalday on 9/10/2006 5:51:52 PM

OK. Let loose the dolls of war. Got ya. Right you are. Bills in the mail.

As much as I hate to admit it, It is true; the Mullah's brainwashing specialists can be be very effective on minor lifeforms such as birds (but not rabbits, as we are a superior form of life). Look at the picture that was taken by Esquilaxitavian field operatives:



Poor old Garry... he will be avenged however, as can be seen by this two-rabbit ambush on one of Taw's evil bird-minions...



Oh yes, the feathers will fly and soon Taw's aerial wing will be eliminated, once again making the skies free from his evil!