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Tue Sep 05, 2006 11:53 am
In the early dawn of a late summer morning, the mist parts from the meadow as the sun rises slowly in a clearing sky.
On the horizon, if one takes care to look steadily, small brownish fur lumps scurry and hop down into the darkness of the meadow's bowl, the sunlight only briefly flashing upon the furry backs as they hurry back into the seclusion of the shadows.
On the opposite horizon, if one takes somewhat less care to look, rather larger lumpish mounds of fabric scrabble and scuffle down into the darkness of the meadow's bowl, the sunlight blasting the fabric in a moment, revealing the orange and teal checkering of the head to toe covering before the figure lunges down into shade.
Is this the Armageddon of the Mullahtawgawnee? A veritable equinox of the Chimaerae? ... Time will tell.
Edited by - Indy11 on 9/5/2006 7:38:12 PM
On the horizon, if one takes care to look steadily, small brownish fur lumps scurry and hop down into the darkness of the meadow's bowl, the sunlight only briefly flashing upon the furry backs as they hurry back into the seclusion of the shadows.
On the opposite horizon, if one takes somewhat less care to look, rather larger lumpish mounds of fabric scrabble and scuffle down into the darkness of the meadow's bowl, the sunlight blasting the fabric in a moment, revealing the orange and teal checkering of the head to toe covering before the figure lunges down into shade.
Is this the Armageddon of the Mullahtawgawnee? A veritable equinox of the Chimaerae? ... Time will tell.
Edited by - Indy11 on 9/5/2006 7:38:12 PM
Tue Sep 05, 2006 3:21 pm
You intend to flank the rabbitfolk of Esquilaxitavia Taw? *Chortles* Great strategy, especially considering the fact that rabbits have excellent peripheral vision due to the placement of their eyes! We'll see you comin' from kilometres away, foolish Mullah! As for your stunt double "Q'ubt-ut Allah", he is now suffering Esquilaxitavian Ginger Beer Torture as we speak... It's similar to Water Torture, but the water is replaced by GB which is mildly acidic. Such activities are unsanctioned here in Esquilaxitavia of course, and therefore we are currently attempting to locate the radicals conducting this torture and rehabilitate them. Once the prisoner has been freed, he will be kept in a comfortable enclosure (cf. hutch) as is the tradition here in Esquilaxitavia. Do you wish to negotiate his release? I'm sure that we can come to an understanding.
Edited by - esquilax on 9/5/2006 4:29:07 PM
Edited by - esquilax on 9/5/2006 4:29:07 PM
. Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:45 am
Excuse me, Oh Great And Powerful Leader. *bows and offers a present of finely aged ginger beer*. I was wondering if we would ever be able to recruit the mutant rabbit-chimaeras to our cause? They'd make great cannon-fodder and would probably be able to tear a small regiment from Tawakalni-Tâghût (fighting you on your own terms Taw!)
Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:06 am
there's nothing taghut or tawagheet about me, you kufr rabbit-worshipper you; we don't have false gods and idols in Tawakalnistan, thank you very much! <pah!>
and your mutant flopsy-chimaeras will be in the pies faster than you can say "rabbit-pie" or "ginger beer" - hmmm, I wonder what rabbit cooked in beer with ginger tastes like? ptob'ly quite nice, i like a bit of jugged hare and ginger adds such a warm tone to a dih, don't you think?
and your mutant flopsy-chimaeras will be in the pies faster than you can say "rabbit-pie" or "ginger beer" - hmmm, I wonder what rabbit cooked in beer with ginger tastes like? ptob'ly quite nice, i like a bit of jugged hare and ginger adds such a warm tone to a dih, don't you think?
Wed Sep 06, 2006 3:30 pm
Jag - As Esquilaxitavia stands for freedom and the Democratic process (with a certain amount of Laissez-Faire), we should not force our rabbity friends to devote their lives to The Cause. Still, once our brethren have been told of the glories of the Rabbit-God and his little piece of heaven here in the World of Man, then they will become the most loyal of supporters. This is not a battle of arms, but of ideologies , and THAT is what will defeat the evil rabbit-cooking Mullah in the end. The ideology of the Rabbit-God will persist, even if the physical war is lost. I have spoken!
Wed Sep 06, 2006 11:27 pm
a false ideology derived from a false idolatry, O Rabbit of shirk - in such a battle, between those who follow true belief and the enlightened guidance of their Mullah, and those who choose to believe in a very large self-deified Rabbit-Donkey hybrid that lives in a hole in the ground, whose ideology d'you think will last the longer?
watch this space for live feeds (via Tawsat 1, our latest technological coup) of brave Tawakalnistani fedayeen in action in the field (quite literally, in a field) against a nest of furry hoppers...
watch this space for live feeds (via Tawsat 1, our latest technological coup) of brave Tawakalnistani fedayeen in action in the field (quite literally, in a field) against a nest of furry hoppers...