After a little espionage, I've already formulated the perfect time to attack Tawakalniflan. We have to wait until A. It's time for their Sawm, or fasting or B. They go on their Hajj, or pilgrimage, to Mecca. They will be literally defensless and our stormtroopers will be able to capture at least 80% of the country. Or even better, if they go on the pilgrimage as the same time as they fast, that'd be 90%. Tawakalnistan will soon fall to my tactical genius!

why attack taws country lets kill the rabbit king they are edible right and we are hungry . rabbit goes good with sweet corn mmmmmmmmm sweet corn.

The best way, is wait till Taw has to go to the store, sneak in and change the locks, and wave at him from the window as he tries in vain to get back in. Mini taw and Mrs. Taw shout thier joy of being liberated from the opressive regieme and want to addopt the rabbit ways.

The look on Taw's face, Priceless. !!!


Edit - Plans a run over New Jersey with my Vulture men soon after a good meal, and hopeing the resident there looks up at the wrong time.

Edited by - Finalday on 9/9/2006 6:29:34 AM

stay in bergin county with the yuppies. warren county has too many red necks a buzzard colony wont last but for five minutes. you will have one say to the other hwy jessie them buzzards flying around shur lookin like buzzard. flying why im hungry lets eat . and all she wrote and buzzard just like rabbit go good with sweet corn mmmmmmmmmm sweet corn lol

That's a good plan Finalday! I say we start operations at 0800. By the way, have you finished breeding the "Beardy Buzzard" Aerial Transport?

well if he has, he made the slight error of breeding it inside his vulture-lair and if you've seen the interior of the "Nest" you'll know that he won't be able to fit the Beardy Buzzard through the door!

One of my new recuits is flying over the Taw homestead even as we speak. He will report in on the defences soon.




Edited by - Finalday on 9/9/2006 10:24:31 AM

Wow. I never thought this topic would last this long...

Could someone give me an update as to the tactical situation? The Xenomorph hive is ready to pledge its support... for a price.

You need merely to wait until the Mullah needs to pay a porcelain visit. As soon as he is ensconced amidst his plumbing ... something that his citizens only know of by rumor, you have approximately 20 minutes to overtake, essentially, 95% of the territory.




Edited by - Indy11 on 9/9/2006 5:29:00 PM

The Xen()morph Hive has come under new management. Behold the power of the Ori. We shall smite all those who reject the path to enlightenment.

In the name of the Gods ships shall be built to carry our warriors out amongst the stars and we will spread the word of Origin to ALL the Unbelievers. The power of the Ori will be felt far and wide, and the wicked shall be vanquished.

Hallowed are the Ori.

oow thats deep allready gave at the office

Hmm, I think I'll save my energy and wait for the next round of Tawakalni propaganda. After all, it would be far too easy to explore the many comical aspects of the Mullah's "Tawakalni Action Figures", I mean military might . I can just imagine him out in his backyard setting them up as we speak... As for the "plush bunny" you refer to, "Sixtus" is as real as I am, and those illuminations are accurate; Esquilaxes don't always appear as rabbits you know.

Edited by - esquilax on 9/10/2006 12:19:58 AM

oh what else might they appear as then, o Bunny of Mystery? Giant fire-breathing turtles from Tierra del Fuego, or mayhaps a nebula sized space-goat from the constellation of Bognor Regis? And shouldn't the plural of "esquilax" be "esquilaces"?

(big up on the Latin scholarship points to the Mullah!)

Tawsat-1 is currently out of position, we couldn't afford the fuel for a geo-stationary orbit because Mrs Taw needed the Paypal balance for a new handbag, but as soon as it's back above the horizon, more truth will be beamed to you accursed infidel dogs!

jaggy - I'll give you Tawakalniflan, you cheeky carrot-muncher you!

bloodsucker - I've warned you before about prying around in my toilet. what goes on in there is a state secret!





Edited by - Tawakalna on 9/10/2006 8:32:55 AM

Okay, i havent read thru this entire thread. So can someone give me a summary of the last 30 pages so i can understand wats going on? I want to join the war!