That's pitiful Taw! But hey, you have ta' expect that from the leader of some ant colonies, as Taw explained to us in Unib's Most Weird thread.

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there's nothing at all "weird" about my back yard. Apart from several very tall plants that I've never been able to identify, and a large clay oven. And of course I have the daily joy of seeing the whole of Tawakalnistan spread before me, and the entire population happily going about their daily business.

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Edited by - Jagged on 8/29/2006 1:51:24 PM

it was pretty dire, I admit; still, I have to occasionally give you and your "leader" a chance to even the score (currently standing at Humans: 2,000,000,000, - Wabbitsees: 0)

Bah! I don't need your charity. I've won more than few skirmishes against the "might" of Tawakalnistan and its evil Mullah. Rather than begin a fresh offensive, I think that I shall take the patient route, and lull Taw into a false sense of security. Then I shall pull the proverbial out from under him. Yes... patience...

Jag - Thank you for your support old chum .

"several very tall plants that I've never been able to identify" *snickers*

Right. Really tall, odd looking, "never saw them before, don't know how they got there. Go ahead officer. Take them if you want. They've nowt to do with me."

wotchoo talkin' bout, Willis?

He is referring to the narcotics that are growing "by accident" in the gardens of Tawakalnistan. Some sort of strange hybrids ironically, or so it is said.

I thought that back yard looked a little strange.

And he STILL hasn't remebered the password.

lies! there are NO such things grown in Tawakalnistan, it's all completely haram !!!!! Besides, the weather in Tawakalnistan is too inclement to grow those particular plants, if I knew what they were which I don't. They're actually some sort of dwarf banana tree, I think, although we don't know what species it is.

You'll get yours, Wabbit, you and your dodgy insurance-selling chum with the chronically bad Staffordshire accent impersonation; and that bearded Vulture-man as well. That's it now, the kid gloves are off! <fume> I hope your computers all fry, which knowing you three, will only be a matter of a few weeks. One's down a wet burrow, another is kept in a toilet, and the last gets formatted on an almost weekly basis it's so full of spyware and viruses.

Taw- See his... erm... it's...erm... Esky's above post. He's trying to get you into a false sense of security! You never know when he's going to pull a rabbit out of his hat.... Oh, Nevermind.

Indeed, the Rabbit-God's many subtleties and machinations can only be seen once they have come to fruition...

Yes! Prepare yourself for invasion Mullah. Our new RL-190 device , codenamed "Magician's Hat", is capable of raining thousands of rabbits down upon you in the form of a HALO drop

Looks like we lost both the Rabbit and the Hare. Too quiet on weekends.

I cannot continue the thread unless I have new material. Taw has obviously scurried back to his "War Room" to plot yet another incursion into peaceful Exquilaxitavia, and therefore we must await his new offensive. In any case, I thought that I should revisit the proof that Taw is not as anti-Rabbit as he professes to be. You see, within the halls of the Palace of Tawakalnistan, there is a room. This room is under guard and is kept locked at all times, and is only accessible to the Mullah himself and his top aides. Inside this room there is a portrait, and no it is not a Faustian Dorian Grey-ish portait, but rather the portrait of a man. That man is Taw. There is a figure along side him, and that figure is strangely familiar...

The Portrait

foolish Hare! you were misled into attacking my double, the Q'ubt-ut Allah, whilst I, the real Mullah, launch a sneak attack on your furry flanks! Armed with the latest version of my superweapon, the Al Daylat-Ur-Pohssts, I shall crush the land of mutant rabbit-chimaeras once and for all!

<very evil and triumphant laugh a la Blofeld, Drax, Dr Evil etc etc>