Taw- You'll be able to spot the only one crying about having an inferior computer! Look, he's even admitted its failings!

I would like to point out that Jessica Rabbit is not a rabbit. She married into the species.

However, these are bunnies



Life: No one gets out alive.

If you could eat that poor little leveret then you have no soul, despite your pious justification and pontificating! You see everyone? THAT is why Tawakalnistan must fall! The wanton slaughter and consumption of the noble rabbit! Besides, what happens when he finishes with us? Who knows what he will eat next. Humans? Hmm, probably llamas...

Indy - Resort? Thailand? Me? I don't like beaches or excessive sunshine! The cold lowlands in Scotland perhaps, but not the tropics!

RILMS - Taw isn't "in to" Lola. The last time I brought her up he muttered something about "strange furs" and then ran off. That is why she isn't mentioned as one of our more successful national exports. As for Jessica, she *is* a rabbit! It's not just a clever surname, it's a result of the GE programme run by my former head of Science, Roger.

nice catch, J Dawg! I tend to stay away from his rabbit invasions of other forums, myself, but it's good bit of proof of just what a clunker {iTyphon is, despite the Wascally Wabbit's spirited defence of his 386.

akshuly I have eaten llama, there's a llama farm about 20 miles away and you can get tasty llama steak from there. and ostrich, and kangaroo, and dormice, and snake too (although that was pretty yukky) I even ate fried locust once, in Morocco. but few thing's are quite as tasty as nice fwesh wabbit in a pot. I doubt even my penchant for bunnies will seriously reduce their numbers though - that takes mixed-up-me-toesees. Still, I dare say that now the topic's turned to food, FD will no doubt contrbute; it's all about food with him...

<sniff> i don't look at females, in that human or otherwise, apart from Mrs Taw; take your wabbit temptresses away, you're wasting your time. it's only through Mrs Taw's intercession that our current rabbit captive hasn't gone on the pot years ago.

*Waves paw dismissively* I can show you an entire *forum* of people who have had that particular problem, or problems with DS1 in general. That proves nothing! Poor old Typhon ... sometimes modern games run like a dog with no legs. *Sigh* As for Jessica, perhaps she would be more to your liking if she wore more appropriate (and modest) female attire. The rules are strict in Tawakalnistan if I recall correctly. Still, say what you will about the Rabbit-God, but at least *he* doesn't walk around with his face obscured by various inexpensive pieces of manchester!

Edited by - esquilax on 8/21/2006 4:37:33 PM

From The Roadkill Cafe

Roasted Rabbit with chunks of Chipmunk Stew - First prepare rabbit by slowly roasting it in an oven set at 325 degrees and roast for 1 and 1/2 hours. Next slice chipmunk into 1 in. squares then fry over low heat.Next prepare a selected variety of vegetables.Chop vegetables and saute over low heat for 5 minutes or until brown.When vegetables and chipmunk slices are thoroughly cooked place in a bowl and add 1 packet of brown gravy mix.Next add 1 and 1/2 cups of water to bowl and simmer over medium heat.Stir until thickend.When rabbit is done roasting place it onto a large platter.Next take the bowl of chipmunk slices and vegetables mixed with the brown gravy and pour over rabbit.Now you may finally sit down and enjoy.


Edited by - Indy11 on 8/21/2006 6:48:21 PM

Bah! Roadkill indeed! Everyone know that the rabbit species are too smart to be squished unexpectedly on a road. They would get out of the way. If a rabbit was ever to be killed in such a manner, it's obviously a hit-and-run attack made purposefully (eyes Taw suspiciously). That recipe is defunct.

Wow, "Geocities"! The sites listed there are definately one of the most legitimate sources for truly gourmet recipes *rolls eyes*. Access a REAL site you lazy bum!

And Jag is correct; rabbits are very fast animals, and only ALLOW themselves to be hit by cars when they are attempting to commit suicide. Sometimes, the people of Esquilaxitavia become dispirited at the ongoing war with Tawakalnistan, but most of these "roadkill rabbits" are ex-soldiers who have simply seen too much in that den of iniquity known as Tawakalnistan.

My point, oh Horsey Harebrained one, is that rabbit cuisine borders on roadkill dining. Not that, in anyway, a recipe for rabbit, with chipmunks to enhance the flavor I might add, should be considered fine dining ... or anything else that may tend to aggrandize your self-regard and inflate that which you would GB-fizz gaseously call your ego.

I know how your mixed up brain works. You're taking the Mullet's constant mentioning of hare dining as some kind of perverse flattery.

@ Esq,

If Taw runs at the mention of Lola Bunny, whouldn't she and her kind make an excelent edition to your army then?

Life: No one gets out alive.

RILMS - we'd just stone her for being a jezebel. 'course, being a cartoon, she'd have to stand perpendicular to us.

I doubt very much whether the pacifist "army" of Esquilixitikitakitavia is in any state to begin offensive operations against heroic Tawakalnistan, looking at the condition of their leader, the Gweat Wabbit Blasphemer, after a weekend on the matured stock of GB down in the Burrow....



..although some of the smells emanating from the Burrow are offensive enough, I'm reliably informed. Poor Jaggy's mum is wondering what he's been up to these last few weeks Still, these are the things one must take into consideration if one wants to follow the path of the Wabbitsees.

Owing to recent changes in the transportation policy of the ruling shura Council of Tawakalnistan, I'm currently in the market for a replacement motor. Got something to trade in, got some cash deposit, wonder if I could get a deal on some ex-Soviet equipment?

More propaganda! I see that the under-paid muckrakers in Tawakalnistan are keeping busy. The Mullah probably has them working all night on such images in the hope of swaying those loyal to Esquilaxitavia. It's not going to work Mullah!

Indy - Bah! You're the one who started posting recipes! Mr. Mullah only alluded to it with his posting of (proprietary) images of rabbits in pots! Have a taste for rabbits do ye? We all know that you like J, but what about L? Hmm? You rabbit-lover!

RILMS - Lola is a "lover not a fighter" as the expression goes. But she *could* fit into the EPPA by entertaining the troops in a Marilyn Monroe-like fashion .

all night, to be sure now, as our colleague the Id says, it doesn't more than few moments to come up wiith a suitable insult for a rabbit-chimaera.

Really? Well I'm still waiting Taw...