The Grand Pala...erm "Central Mosque" has much modern plumbing, all from Armitage Shanks, and naturally I let people use it, being a generous-natured Mullah; just not too many of them, I haven't got an endless supply of loo-roll you know and the dirty buggers don't flush afater themselves. And I'm tired of explaining that it's not a magic water box and no you can't drink out of it.

And as regards these horses you claim fill our streets, Rabbit Servant, what rubbish; I haven't seen a horse in the streets since MeccaDonalds opened down the road. I wondered why people were "hoofing" it down there for the special offers. I did feel a bit "frisky" myself after that last Big Macca but I thought "neigh, you're just imagining it..."

time shmime, there's no rush to get anywhere. the sun rises and sets every day, why beat yourself up to get anything done so quickly? besides if people can't travel easily, they stay at home and don't get their heads full of strange foreign ideas that are no good for them in the long run.

Wabbit - you're as slippery as an eel, not a hare; what's all this nonsense about, are you now claiming that you only drink BeauGBolais Nouveau or summat?

FD - stop laughing behind your beard! or I'll get Swiss Drui to do you one of his special 125-point services on your car (the one where he cuts it in half and welds it to another car)

YAY!!!

500, yes folks FIVE hundred posts of pure unadulterated rabbit loathing drivel! Muhahahahaha!!!...!(one for luck)

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The production of methane is only present in 1+ year-old GB. The average citizen of Esquilaxitavia has no such problems, as they are all GB purists and know that it has gone off before they even taste it

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The average citizen has no such problems becsuse the don't live long enough to sample anything older than 1 yr old GB.

A: They wander onto busy SwissDrulandian roads and stare vacantly into the oncoming headlights of rusty Ladas.
B: They wander into busy Tawakalastan kitchens and stare vactantly into the light at the back of the oncoming ovens.
C: They wander into busy NooDwarkian subways thinking it a fantastic new burrow and stare vacantly into the lights at the end of the tunnell.

Yes Esquilax, you send your young out into the world, unprepared little foot-soldiers and what chance do you give them while all the time you Belch and Spew Ginger Beer fuelled gargage into their poor flopsey ears.

And by the way, dem ain't Horseys in Tawakalnastan ya twit, dems Humpy Camelses.

C'mon Taw! You know that I only drink the good stuff; Chateau-Dom Pérignon-Cabernet Sauvignon-Pinot Blanc Ginger Beer! As for being "eel-like", I wouldn't be worth your time if I weren't "slippery" .

Note: I'd just like to state that this is the 501st post for this thread. Huzzah! It is a tribute to both the forum and the Rabbit-God, that so much spam and abuse has been hurled in my direction. Thank you all! *Bows and blows kisses to all the sundry*

"Tors" - The 500th post was mine, you bastard!

Well if you are really quick you can be first to wish it a happy birthday.





So...back to the hunt! "With my Spear and Magic Helmet! Maggic HELmet!Hunt the wabbit, hunt the WAbit!"

Yes all that BEER is going to your head I see.

Edited by - Indy11 on 8/18/2006 9:42:39 AM

Now Indy, you know he's just going to say its one of his cousins.

clearly GB-induced alco erm ETHANOL-ISM must run in the family then! heavens only knows what Mr & Mrs Esquwilacks think, but I don't think they're too pleased about their lush of an offspring...



and by the curls of FD's beard, here's one of Jaggy emulating his Leader, the Great Drunken Wabbit!





Edited by - Tawakalna Qubt-ut Allah on 8/18/2006 12:14:58 PM

Now Now Taw, you know I'm too young to drink. I prefer a non-fattening non-alcoholic version of Ginger Beer. And you know that's true because we're so technologically advanced that we can produce drinks that have the same flavor and are healthy at the same time! Besides, the person in the picture is one of my cleverly disguised doubles meant to fool you.

My lord....so much postage....

Okay, Mandalay Bay hotel in Las Vegas, try their non margarita daquiri, virgin style, its so sour! it is good tho, i dont drink.

Well, this is him..... fer shoor

cleverly disguised as what exactly? Has ol' Long Ears been putting hallucinogenics in your non-ethanolic "healthy" GB again? I've warned you before about that mouldy fungus that grows on the Burrow walls!

After an afternoon idling with your idol, is this how you see things?


pah, an elite squad of camel-mounted Tawakalnic fedayeen are going to have to come and rescue you from the clutches of the false and impious Rabbit God and the dreadful effects of his foul potion.... and this is what they'll do to your "leader" - the only thing omnipotent about him is the yummy stew he'll make



I need a change from camel-burgers




Edited by - Tawakalna Qubt-ut Allah on 8/19/2006 12:36:07 PM

I see that the Propaganda Ministry at Tawakalnistan has been busy, as has the Mullah's previous Propaganda Minister! As for those pictures, alas my oldest brother is one who drinks. Those pictures are clearly of him, but then I suppose that we rabbits all look the same to you humans! Such intolerance *shakes head*. As for your idea of stewing the Rabbit-God Taw, since we all look the same to you, you'll never be able to catch me! Especially with all of my officially-licensed stunt doubles and decoys. Observe;



Besides, could you really harm one of my people? I mean look at 'em!



And finally, aside from GB we have many national exports. Such as;

"J"

Yep, Esquilaxitavia has it all!

Edited by - esquilax on 8/19/2006 5:21:06 PM

*Averts eyes for fear of obsession and fails miserably*

Ooooooooooh. Jessica............

*snaps out of it*

Propoganda Minister? I was..... oh. Right. I forgot. Yes. Well, I WAS the Propoganda Minister of the PDRNS. I have never been nor intend to be any such thing for Tawkalanasisboombahstan. AND I have it on lagomorphic authority that it IS you drinking and enjoying yourself while on secret holiday at the infamous Pattaya Beach Resort in Thailand.... You naughty bunny.