the transport company that had been hired to deliver jims washer had been ambushed by the evil Dr. Henkiel's ill tempered giant tree frogs.

"Dam those evil tree frogs!!" Screamed Jim with a fist in the air. "Let us hunt them down and kill them" he said to Dink as he got into his Mech.

"I want that washer!!" he screamed...which sadly, was his battle cry.

Life: No one gets out alive.

"Let the China set break!" Was Dink's war cry. For a reason from his childhood.

And cry they did when they were no match for the map they used to find the truck they knew not where it sat.

So the streets they roam, not in Rome, but some roamin' they do do, where they step in some doo doo from the ....

Sir Spectre

(Beat you Mustang, by a few seconds. Now who's story tree will be followed?

Edited by - Sir Spectre on 05-11-2003 08:37:34

..Evil tree frog. "Got the wiley buggars!!" jim said and hoped back in his Mech.

Unfotunately Jim finally realised that his Mech was made from nothing but old cardboard boxes and duct tape, which he had pieced together after eating half a kilo of mushrooms that were growing in his backyard.

Thankfully though, Jim had recently frequented the garage sale of a Russian Mafya member and purchased 3 ton of ex-Soviet military hardware. So he....

(Edited to flow on from Spectres post)


Edited by - Mustang on 05-11-2003 08:40:24

advertised in his local newspaper for volunteers and mercenaries, then used his ill-gotten weaponry in an attempt to liberate the small African country of Rumbabwe from it's evil dictator President-for-Life Umboko Ebagum. Unfortunately Jim had forgotten that the stained sheets still hadn't been washed, and embarassingly while he was embarking with his army of misfits in his purloined Antonov transport plane (which was causing a few stares at Milwaukee Municipal Airport) his mum frogmarched him off by the ear and gave him a good scolding for being a very naughty little boy. Which was an achievement considering he was dressed in a 40ft high mobile armour unit with "Caution" emblazoned down the side, along with decals of several tree frogs that he'd disposed of recently; however he couldn't exactly launch his SMART missiles at his mum, could he? although it would have the tragic touch so favoured of mecha-animé, along with a facial close-up and a slight passing breeze wafting a few strands of hair across his face.

sitting alone in his room later, staring blankly at the various glops and goo-stains around his bedroom from the activities of only a few short hours before, Jim reflected on the cruelties of fate and the fickleness of Lady Fortune. In a moment of bizarre impulsiveness brought on by this reflective state, he put his tongue to the now-dry white stains...



Edited by - Tawakalna on 05-11-2003 11:03:59

Jim woke up from a dream within a dream, to find himself in some sort of powerplant

"I wonder if im still in a dream or if this is reality?" Jim said grogily "What is this place anyway?"

Jim began to walk down a long dark hallway, the only sound a 200 decible turbine blaring away in the background. At the end of the hallway he found a circular room with TV's in every direction and a man sitting in a chair.

"Who are you?" Jim asked
"I am the architecht and you are in a very average movie."
"Noooooooooooo....." Jim screamed

"Yes indeed", said the architecht, "and you shall be in the sequal, which begins well enough and falls apart from the middle"

ooc: got in on the preview last night, god i love my job

and has disintegrated by the end.

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I speak of the 3rd film, what film do you speak of mortal?

said the architecht.
"What?!? You're nuts you bearded old geezer" Jim said as he withdrew the Moisin Nagant revolver he had strapped to his thigh and then promptly shot the architecht right between the eye's.

Jim paused to look at the brains and bits of skull splattered all over the wall and said "Hey, that reminds me.........

OOC: mosin nagant is a sniper rifle.

Suddenly the room explodes in a huge ball of flame, leaving jim in a spot of bother

Fortunatly, Jim had his trusty Port-a-shield activated and took little damage from the blast. But now he was left with a problem. He was 6 stories up. So, he did the only thing a person could do 6 stories up and on a planet with a positive gravity. He fell.

the blast though had made a large hole in the ground and ruptured several water mains so a small lake formed beneath as he fell. With a triple pike and double somersault he landed without a splash, but accidently swallowing a small cormorant that was diving for food.

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Edited by - Zone on 05-11-2003 18:38:59