Hahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaha.... *Falls down to the floor and starts vomiting while laughung at the same time*

This was just the best chapter EVER! Perfecto!

... Am I missing something? *looks around* Oh, that.

*Takes his liver from the ground and pushes it back down into it's place*

This is the 10th f***ing time now! You WILL NOT ESCAPE! Bad liver! BAD!

*Liver starts weeping and sobbing*

Aww, crap. Excuse me everyone, I'll borrrow the toilet. *runs away*

Starman, an excellent chapter to be sure, but I'm suprised that you failed to capitalize on one of FL's greatest flaws! While I appreciate the matrix ninja combat, in game, Ozu kills three guards by firing only two shots. I'm sure you can do something with this.

mm indeed, got catch man, but still, this is by far the best chapter so far, and while im enjoying each chapter emencly, something makes me wonder what insanities he has cooked up for the final mission....

one wonders...

007

If you only learn one thing in Freelancer, let it be this, do not piss off someone who is much better, or has a much higher level than you.

J Dawg: I actually had put that in when I was writing it along with the ninja stuff, but it didn't turn out that good. I'll probably put something like that in in a later chapter, although I take so long to update I'll probably forget!

Whens the next chapter? WHERE IS IT?! *Holding a M.P.N.R.L. to Starman Omegas head.

Rather Large Kusari Fleet(tm) LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!

some people say that crime didn't exist before GTA

Best.Story.Ever. (Runs upstairs). Pick, shovel, M16. Right. Time to join the mob.CHAPTER 13 PLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *Hack* HAHAHAHA* choke* cough* Erm-
Good stuff, Starman-
not so long, next time, please..
*picks up latest Salvage - R - Us catalog- Hhmm, Bolo MKXXI, paired Hellbores...*

hmm i feel the need for something more subtle. I know! TRIANGULAR OBJECTS! Mee hee hee...

You know its monday when your handgun backfires into your face

hehe..hah..HAHAHAHAAA .. StarMan you have a gift for making people laugh

Gota love this episode, favorite bits: The Father/Roommate thing is class
and of course the hamster, they are evil, they should be put in horror movies ^_^

@Mike 020389-
I guess you've never been subjected to an episode of 'Hamtaro', then- you'd know that they ARE Evil Twisted Creatures from the depths of a burrow..

Yes, Yes, all of that and more.
BTW it feels soooooo gooood to laugh at a parody. After docking with so many tradelanes, waiting for landing clearances, selling/jettisonning useless cargo, getting your cargo bay 'peeked' at by some feminist for the nth time, and putting up with the same boring bar scenes on every planet and station in Sirius . .
Whooo, wheeeezz, Haaaack ........ PARODY, must have COMIC RELIEF.
St - St - Stardude?, Stardude? Don't leave us. . . . please?

You always find what you're looking for.

Edited by - Doc on 1/13/2006 7:54:49 PM

Edited by - Doc on 1/13/2006 9:57:59 PM

Its been two weeks.
Its a well known fact that mobs get restless after two weeks.
*Glances fondly at some large, indiscribebly dangerous looking automatic weapon*

I'm tired. You can go ahead if you want, but I'm going to sit over here in my nice, cozy little armchair and relax.