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A Freelancer Parody *COMPLETED 7/9/06!*

Read, add and comment on excellent written stories by fans, set within the Freelancer universe

Post Wed Apr 12, 2006 3:55 pm

YAY! Partial update!

I'm A Forum Bowser!

Post Thu Apr 13, 2006 5:35 pm

I have found a discovery! Type V Radiation! If you get too close to the red giant in omega-11, even if you're not in the corona, you will die in seconds! Even in a Sabre/Titan/Eagle! Don't believe me? Just go to omega-11 and go just past the inner asteroid belt, you will see the hull go down in 3-4 seconds! Faster than omega-41!

I'm A Forum Bowser!
darkfighter on The Void!
lightfighter on The Void!

Post Sat Apr 15, 2006 1:49 am

At last, Chapter 15 is up! I edited the preview into the full chapter, just so you know.

Stupidity is like nuclear power, it can be used for good or evil. And you don't want to get any on you. - Dilbert and Wally

Post Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:28 am

I see you have been influenced a little by other games. The Holy Handgrenade is from Worms 2. While Nomad 4's sentence comes from the Archon in Starcraft. This is like a Trivia.

Meanwhile...

Nederbörd: MHOUHAHAA! My little furby traps fit perfectly into my plans! Now I'll just change the light levels in the furby pit to initiate the "Furby Hide and Seek game"!

Turns on the loudspeakers in the furby pit.

Nederbörd: Elérkezett az idö, barátaim. Kezdödik a kínzas!

Turns off loudspeaker and turns on "Organ Music: The Best of Bach".

Nederbörd: I am so evil. ^^

Post Sat Apr 15, 2006 2:37 pm

Fool! Holy Hand Grenades are from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and it is used to destroy the killer rabbit that wipes out King Arthur's army.

As for that Furby Trap... *activates sonic Furby homing device*

Not even 10 meter thick walls can stop them now...

Post Sat Apr 15, 2006 4:01 pm

YES! That was hilarious!

Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 1:15 am

Yes but the Holy andgrenade of Antioch doesn't shout Hallelulejah! Or does it? I've gotta get a new memory card.

Edited by - Nederbörd on 4/16/2006 2:15:57 AM

Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 11:29 am

Juni: Hello Walker.

Walker: Shouldn’t you be a bit surprised to see me?

Juni: Nope. One of many video game clichés is that if you don’t actually see a main character die, they’re not dead.

Walker: True.

XD Classic

Insert witty comment here

Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 2:35 pm

Yay!

*steals ideas for use in MFT3K*

Kidding! Since you were my inspiration to do something comedy, I couldn't steal from such greatness.

Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 6:54 pm

Bah, dont let that stop you. I blantently stole ^.^

Great chapter Omega, I laughed.

bIleSmeh DaH DuDorjaj yo' qij Dujmey!

Post Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:06 pm

Another fantastic update, but someone on this page needs to edit their posts so that we don't have to scroll over EVERY LINE to read the story.

Post Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:57 am

This is great.

Post Mon Apr 17, 2006 3:53 am

HOW DID I MISS IT!

I see Someone is a Calvin and Hobbes fan too.....

This pwns the worlds.

Post Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:28 am

* gets up from the floor gasping. Wow, just when you think it can't get any better. If you need ideas for the future, how about something from homestarrunner.com That's a source of hillarity still untapped.

Post Mon Apr 17, 2006 9:06 pm

10th Tiger Strongbad? (Those Nomads killed by me were so.....Killed by Me)
11th Tiger Trogdor? (Burninating the Bah-Tell-Ships, Burninating all the Nomads!)
12th, 13th, and 14th Teen Tiger Squad?

The Possibilities are endless..............

bIleSmeh DaH DuDorjaj yo' qij Dujmey!

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