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A Freelancer Parody *COMPLETED 7/9/06!*
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Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:34 pm
Preview of Chapter 9: Cruisers and Corsairs and Clones, Oh My!
Trent and the others launched from Leeds to head to the Tau systems, but only after Juni had beaten Trent within an inch of his life for stealing her line in the last chapter. Then Trent noticed that something was wrong. Very wrong. It could lead to all of their deaths if he didn’t say something about it.
Trent (who has a black eye and several large egg-shaped bumps on his head): Juni, something’s wrong.
Juni: …
Trent: Still won’t speak to me?
Juni: …
Trent: Fine then. Quintaine, something’s wrong.
Quintaine: Well, why don’t you tell Juni?
Trent: She still won’t speak to me after that “line incident”.
Quintaine: Oh yeah, that. (Shudders) I was nearly killed by that shard of glass! But anyways, what is it? It can’t possibly be that bad. Probably just a bunch of Rheinlanders headed for us, right? Bring ‘em on!
Trent: No, we’re…in a cutscene!
Juni: CRAP!
Sinclair: We’re dead, we’re dead! (Starts hyperventilating)
Quintaine: Lfba’vzjnxklgadsfg save us!
Trent: What the heck is that?
Quintaine: The Nomad god, didn’t you read chapter 6?
Trent: …
Passing BMM Pilot: PIRATES!
(If you know what fanfic this is from, I will personally give you $500 Million on the FL server of your choice, plus 20 Nomad Energy Blasters/Cobras/Star Beams/whatever the best weapon is in the mod you’re using, and a free box of cookies. And no, it isn’t an FL fanfic)
Trent: O_o
BMM Pilot: Sorry, I’ve always wanted to say that.
Quintaine: Someone’s decloaking!
Trent: (Staring in horror)
Sinclair: (Passes out)
(The ships finish decloaking, revealing two Valkyries)
Trent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quntaine: Trent, it’s two Clones.
Trent: AHHHHHHH-Oh right. DIE!
(Trent, Juni, and Quintaine attack and kill one of them)
Clone 2: (Puts on a pair of shades) I’ll be back. (Cloaks)
Do a barrel roll!
Trent and the others launched from Leeds to head to the Tau systems, but only after Juni had beaten Trent within an inch of his life for stealing her line in the last chapter. Then Trent noticed that something was wrong. Very wrong. It could lead to all of their deaths if he didn’t say something about it.
Trent (who has a black eye and several large egg-shaped bumps on his head): Juni, something’s wrong.
Juni: …
Trent: Still won’t speak to me?
Juni: …
Trent: Fine then. Quintaine, something’s wrong.
Quintaine: Well, why don’t you tell Juni?
Trent: She still won’t speak to me after that “line incident”.
Quintaine: Oh yeah, that. (Shudders) I was nearly killed by that shard of glass! But anyways, what is it? It can’t possibly be that bad. Probably just a bunch of Rheinlanders headed for us, right? Bring ‘em on!
Trent: No, we’re…in a cutscene!
Juni: CRAP!
Sinclair: We’re dead, we’re dead! (Starts hyperventilating)
Quintaine: Lfba’vzjnxklgadsfg save us!
Trent: What the heck is that?
Quintaine: The Nomad god, didn’t you read chapter 6?
Trent: …
Passing BMM Pilot: PIRATES!
(If you know what fanfic this is from, I will personally give you $500 Million on the FL server of your choice, plus 20 Nomad Energy Blasters/Cobras/Star Beams/whatever the best weapon is in the mod you’re using, and a free box of cookies. And no, it isn’t an FL fanfic)
Trent: O_o
BMM Pilot: Sorry, I’ve always wanted to say that.
Quintaine: Someone’s decloaking!
Trent: (Staring in horror)
Sinclair: (Passes out)
(The ships finish decloaking, revealing two Valkyries)
Trent: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quntaine: Trent, it’s two Clones.
Trent: AHHHHHHH-Oh right. DIE!
(Trent, Juni, and Quintaine attack and kill one of them)
Clone 2: (Puts on a pair of shades) I’ll be back. (Cloaks)
Do a barrel roll!
Sun Sep 04, 2005 1:46 am
*Erects Mk VI Graviton Pulse shield around bunker*
What odd behaviour. you want the next chapter, so you want to kill the guy that HAS the next chapter. what backward behaviour.
lol.
anyway, omega, you really shyould get this chaper finished. and the rest of them.
but, my overwhelming opinion is that you have gotton yourself into one hell of a ditch here...
What odd behaviour. you want the next chapter, so you want to kill the guy that HAS the next chapter. what backward behaviour.
lol.
anyway, omega, you really shyould get this chaper finished. and the rest of them.
but, my overwhelming opinion is that you have gotton yourself into one hell of a ditch here...
Wed Sep 07, 2005 1:08 pm
We're just being funny u know, we're humans, we're anticipating the next chapter.
He's just way funny, its like stopping at a good point in a book, except that this fanfic is always good. You can't wait to start reading where you left off. Starman Omega can post his chapter anytime he wants to, its his fanfic. Sure we can ask for more, but he shouldnt let the fanfic cut into valuable time with more important things.
I don't want to start a flaming series, it just sounds like , how do I put this?, youre telling the posters to stop telling how funny the fanfic is and that they cant get enough of it.
<<< I will revoke this if this insults anyone. >>>
The Humpback- A Flying Brick
He's just way funny, its like stopping at a good point in a book, except that this fanfic is always good. You can't wait to start reading where you left off. Starman Omega can post his chapter anytime he wants to, its his fanfic. Sure we can ask for more, but he shouldnt let the fanfic cut into valuable time with more important things.
I don't want to start a flaming series, it just sounds like , how do I put this?, youre telling the posters to stop telling how funny the fanfic is and that they cant get enough of it.
<<< I will revoke this if this insults anyone. >>>
The Humpback- A Flying Brick
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