@Wilde: the reason I removed you from my allies list is Kusari is also allied with Bretonia so I am not claiming any side in this war/attack/invasion thingy.

FR turn 31:

credits:
420

resources:
30 O/ 128 H-F/ 105 F/ 257 H2O/ 5 M

building 2 Lf wings for Guardian shipworks

Force deployments:

Planets:
Vengance: .5% of proposed LF forces
Retribution: .5% of proposed LF forces

Shipyards:
Guardian: 1% of lf forces
0% Hf forces
0% VHF forces


Freeman Republic news:

=Rhineland Chancellor finally gotten to? =
President Richardson claimed he figures the reason for the rhineland chancellor's current mental loopy-ness is most likely the result of his repeated verbal bashing of rhineland, and his managing to completely elude the completely nutty man. He is also quoted as saying "Besides, he was already loosing it, I merely accelerated the marble's roll out of his head."

=Force Reconstruction=
President Richardson was seen personally inspecting the first fighter to roll off the assembly lines of Guardian shipworks today. He claims that the station is a masterpiece of technical engineering, as are the new ships under construction. He was heard commenting that someday soon he hopes to have all the forces we need to defend our newfound haven.

=Oddball stories=
In other news, President Richardson was also seen in his new Angler class LF, challenging the new pilots to insane races in the various obsticals of the Destiny system, he claims he was inspecting the new tradelanes being slowly installed by ageira refugees, but we have our doubts about this.

=New Jumpgate!=
With the recent arrival of refugees from ageira and the DSE, work has slowly begun on a new jumpgate connecting Fate and Destiny systems. The president has been quoted as asking for the best work possible from the men, to help better our proud nation.

=Future of the Freeman's Republic=
With dedicated workmen and advanced technology experts now hidden away in our systems, we hope to soon have a network of mining facilites and guardpost stations protecting our fair nation from madmen like chancellor wilde and President Sisko of Liberty. Only time will tell whether we can defy fate once again...

Freeman Republic news channel, signing off.



Captain of the Kep Salu

Trekkie and proud of it!

the lines have been drawn, the war has been declared, now it's a matter of waiting for the dawn to break. (Said upon the beginning of the constrution of new BHG command center in the fate system, Guildmaster, no scratch that, President Richardson, head of the new Freeman's Republic.)

Rhineland Imperial News

Mad Chancellor Returns to Normal Rhineland government officials have reported that thre chancellor has reportedly returned to a normal state of consicousness. It appears that a rogue military official spiked his coffee with 300 kg of Cardamine, then fed him glasses of jolt cola throughout the day. The Chancellor's therapist, Herr Sigmund Freud, reports that he is in a relaxed state of consciousness currently, resting up on his luxury Kusari yacht after his cardamine ordeal. Smurf song popularity remains high on Rhineland charts, but hopefully not for long.

My thanks to Sisko for the blockades in Frankfurt and New Berlin. The only reason I was building up my military was to ensure that an attack by the Kusari hordes did not go undefended. As of now, military production will end. Also, I've sent you the ships already, I did it about 5 turns ago. (OOC: You said I was allowed to rebuild my military...)

Rhineland turn for today:

1. the 3 gunboats built last turn are to be put of commision for the time being.

2. I terraform Planet Kant in the Brandenburg system.
Researches:
a) LF FAx3
b) LF CD x2
1 exploration

3. Roc, now that the threat of Kusari has been suspended, how about renewing the alliance?

4. I move all forces in all systems, minus 1 LF wing per system, to Frankfurt and New Berlin to aid the Liberty forces in case of an attack.

A smurf attack is ordered on Planet New Tokyo in Kusari. Several smurfs will be disguised as Kusarian hats and blue furry slippers, to reveal their true forms only once the official attack order is given, at which point they will maul all citizens and military officials in sight, then head to the Shogun's location and latch on to his toes.

5. 325 + 2550=2825
commodities left: 70 M/ 535 H-Fuel/ 152 O/ 202 W/ 311 F

Ship locations:
Omicron Alpha: 60 LF wings
New Berlin: 1 battleship, 2 cruisers, 4 gunboats, 10 VHF, 20 HF, 50 LF wings
Frankfurt: 1 battleship, 2 cruisers, 4 gunboats, 10 VHF, 20 HF, 40 LF wings
Hamburg: 3 LF wings, 2 bomber wings, 1 gunboat
Stuttgart: 1 gunboat, 3 LF wings
Dresden: 2 LF wings
Germanii: 2 LF wings
Brandenburg: 2 LF wings

Edit: Richardson, haven't we already established with me that jumpgates are beyond anyone's control? You can't build them, disable them, or destroy them. Also, don't compliment yourself. You couldn't drive me to insanity even ifyou wanted to .

Edited by - [ACWilde on 12/7/2004 3:56:45 PM

Transmission to Freeman Republic: Your asking to get blown up with displaying arrogance and only in possesion of two fighter wings.

To Wilde: How dare you even concieve defileing the soveriegnty of Kusari with your hideous blue gnomes! If the Shogunate sees so much as one white cap or blue face it will be war!

Bwhahahaha! Smurfs have overtaken Kusari!

Rhineland officials have obtained footage that depicts a scene from a New Tokyo street under attack by the armies of small furry blue things. The shogun himself is caught in the video, wailing and screaming with a smurf on his head beating him repeatedly with a horse-whip. HAHAHAHAHA!!! Serves you right for trying to invade us.

Genetic tests on these smurfs has proven they aren't REALLY smurfs, they're furry, smaller, and don't wear the freaky hat-things. The smooth-skinned larger smurfus domesticanus and the smaller new smurfus doofis are actually quite close cousins.

This rpg is deteriorating... all because of my smurfs.

Colony News!

Chancellor's Antics : Recently, the Chancellor of Rheinland went absolutly crazy by singing the Smurf song and hallucenating that there were Smurfs all around him. Now, it appears that he has recovered and is in stable mental condition. Many Sirius leaders are very disturbed by the recent actions of the Chancellor, and are requesting a full investigation.

King Angered after Attack : The King of Bretonia was reportedly attacked by Rheinland military men dressed in Smurf suits last week. The Chancellor was behind it, according to a captured Smurf/Rheinlander. The King is very angry at Rheinland's government, and the situation between these two powers is near to collapse.

Hispania Refuses to Recognize Chancellor : President Triyun of House Hispania said that he would no longer accept envoys from the Chancellor of Rheinland, rather, only from the Reichstag.

Smurfs Banned! : One of the biggest results of the Rheinland-Smurf crisis was the immense popularity of the Smurf song. Now, the King of Bretonia has banned all Smurf items from the Empire, and has reportedly said that he will consider any faction that does not ban the Smurfs to be an enemy, regardless of prior arrangments. Police forces in Bretonia have gone on a witch hunt and has been killing anyone with blue skin. Also, they are burning all Smurf items around the Empire.

This has been an edition of the Colony News Service.
Signing off from Planet New London in Smurf-free Bretonia!

Mobilizing Northern and Southern Fleets to forcefully eradicate all Smurfs from Kusari and Rheinland.
Time to kiss your big blue butts goodbye!

*Sets countdown timer on desk*
10... 9... 8.....

The smurfs have revolted in the Rhineland empire! Pandemonium rages through the streets of New Berlin and Stuttgart. Fortunately the now-sane chancellor has rigged all his smurfus doofis with time bombs.

*BOOM*

Smurfs are wiped from existence inside Sirius space. . The Smurf song, though still popular on the Rhineland charts, has been banned in all Rhineland territory.

Chancellor Wilde meanwhile relaxes in the Sauna aboard his luxury Kusari yacht...

Seriously, it was smurfs not military commandos... maybe smurf commandos. Would my military members attack jacob? naw.

Dr. Sigmund Freud, the Chancellor's personal therapist, claims his patient is not yet ready for an inspection after his cardamine ordeal yesterday. Dr. Freud further states that through his psycho-analysis the Chancellor has revealed a great deal about his childhood, family relations, lifelong goals, and odd desires--many of which, the doctor proclaims, concern hairy midgets. Whether the Rhineland head of state is any closer to is arecovery question that remains to be answered, but one thing is assured: FREUD IS A NUT! (euugh...the Oedipus complex...*shudders*)

Edited by - [ACWilde on 12/6/2004 5:16:17 PM

(OOC: You guys only said you couldn't shut down or move jumpgates, you however did say a faction could buy jumpgates or build them. I'm just taking that option. and I'm not in the mood to dig through 40+ pages of posting to find where it was said.)

Captain of the Kep Salu

Trekkie and proud of it!

the lines have been drawn, the war has been declared, now it's a matter of waiting for the dawn to break. (Said upon the beginning of the constrution of new BHG command center in the fate system, Guildmaster, no scratch that, President Richardson, head of the new Freeman's Republic.)

Um. I don't think so Richardson. Anyone else remember that?

(And another thing, no-one ever said we couldn't build jumpgates to connect the new systems! At least, as far as I can remember.....)

=freeman republic news!=

=oddball stories=

We have reports of president Richardson being in the hospital after experimenting with an odd new weapon called the "Coffee Carbine". We will have more information as the story unfolds.

In other news, Cookie cannons have recently been perfected, and will soon be avalible to all citizens. We urge you to buy this fun item, as it is definately worth the price.

(The first in a long line of food-fighting gear.)

Colony News:

Hispania joins Bretonia's Smurf Culling

Hispania's fighter pilots have practiced their dive bomber runs on high smurf population center and their ground forces have rounded up and executed many smurfs. Upon further examination it is now believed the smurfs not only make an extremely tasty lowfat source of protien but also that the missing link between the President of the Freeman Republic and intelligent humanoids is in fact the Homos Smurfus. Due to the common link, a prominent chef has requested to take a taskforce of battleships to procure President Richardson as the prime ingrediant in a bisque.

Hispania dispatches an ambassador to Bretonia

Hispania has deployed a group of business and political leaders to Bretonia to attempt to secure a non-aggression pact and cordial relations.

Hispania still not recognizing the Chancellor

Hispania continues to not recognize Rheinlands Chancellor, not completely conviced his drug induced stupor has run its course.

Edited by - Triyun on 12/6/2004 7:18:30 PM

Edited by - Triyun on 12/6/2004 7:18:57 PM

heehee...I've got to get some of that. Mmm Richardson and Smurf.