Dunno 'bout 1,000 posts but the birthday cake has been ordered. The nice lady in the bakery asked if I would like to have any litte message written on top of it. Suggestions are welcome.

As for the skies Mr FD, TD CoOp has provided its bestest customers, including one Mr Towelclanger O'Grandestest Mullet, the chief of the board of directors of Indy Corp and the venerable Dru-Sans-Undies of the Swissdrulandian Lada Emporium, with free air miles as part of our "Club Card Gold Members" incentive.

I can see a potential conflict on the horizon if you make any attempt to get in the way of any our our privately commissioned jets, such conflict manifesting itself in the form of----BIRD STRIKE!!!

Edited by - Tors Denneti on 10/30/2006 4:29:28 AM

But you have to remeber, they attack my bird men, and they get sucked into the engins, it will bring down said aircraft, and that will then be thier responciblity. As notification of a no fly zone is now ineffect.

Sounds like that would be a bit ineffective . Ahem. Sorry, I'll leave now.

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Are you arguing that his statement is accurate because I rejected "Tors' " most generous offer of paying for the services of his so-called espionage teams?

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In a word: Yes.

Even if you had decided not to hire TD so that I ...er he could earn a tidy profit, is no reason to be so dismissively arrogant in your declination. Rubs too many people the wrong way. A simple "no thank you" would have been far more appropriate.

But noooooooooooo. It's a "Bah" and a dismissive rebuff from the giant rodent.



Edited by - Indy11 on 10/30/2006 6:27:26 AM

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But you have to remeber, they attack my bird men, and they get sucked into the engins, it will bring down said aircraft, and that will then be thier responciblity.

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It is exactly this willingness to needlessly and in great numbers sacrifice your own people that the sub human races of birdymen and hare-horseys so repugnant. If you want to see what wins, your feeble feathers or our turbines then go ahead and kill yourselves. These just might be the last days of Finalday.

i'll have you know, we number in the billions

may i suggest propellor driven aircraft? no other reason than it's more fun to watch the boidmen getting chopped up into chicken nuggets, beats the in-flight film after all.

apart from that one small caveat, I'm more than happy to accept your most generous offer <nudge nudge wink wink> after all I do have an excellent credit rating thanks to my stash of hidden goodies erm hard-earned savings, and I'm sure that between yourself, those lovely people at Indycorp, and myself, we can come up with a new scheme (sorry, legitimate business proposition) that gets me back into former Tawakalnistan and yourselves a nice tidy profit.

no news from former Tawakalnistan for a while - wonder why that might be? Were ae the sycophantic "news" broadcasts from the Esquilaxitive Occupation Authority by their mouthpice, the ERF? no erstwhile happy images of Tawakalnis and wabits frolicking in the gyre and gymbal?

and of course, nothing but self-aggrandising look-at-my-nearly-1000-post thread all about-me from the Gwate Wabbit himself, with occasional poobahs and dismissive rebuffs, as my good friend and colleague Mr Indy points out. You can just see those paws waving in dismissive rebuffal that only a rebuffaly dismissive chimaera can perform.

*Waves paw dismissively* Scoring points for your side, TT? I hardly think so! Why, if anything, the fact that we have reached the 910+ post milestone would seem to indicate that there is a good deal of good feeling towards the forum's happily-hopping inhabitants. Well, either that or a great deal of bad feeling. Hmm, I may have just shot myself in the paw there... In any case, no-one has yet provided any substantive or empirical proof that "nobody likes rabbits". It has all been personal (and biased) opinion, circumstantial evidence and circumlocution! If we continue, I may just have to go through my book of Torts. I'll do it! I'm crazy! *Wipes mouth with back of paw* Don't recoil! That froth was from the GB, nothing else.

Indy - I'm always polite, except to my enemies (some of the time), and both "Tors" and Taw have attached that particular label to themselves ! Do they deserve my suave charm and polite conversation, or they deserve an emphatic "Bah!"? The latter I say! Besides, if people are judged upon their politeness (or lack thereof) in regards to one post in one thread in a forum, then that would be fallacious. Are you being fallacious Indy? Hmmm?

this is why no-one like rabbits.

(the Book of Tors? I knew you were one and the same! is this Book of Tors identical to the Thread of the Esquilax, perchance?)

Hmmmm, good point Taw. If you read back over some of his posts the flopsey one also has a habbit of typing it as: "Tors". Is the inclusion of little wabbit ears either side of the name to be taken as one of his silly little jokes, believing as usual that we stupid humans would not notice such subtleties? Eh? Eh!

it's all part of his great plan to draw attention to himself and turn TLR into a monument to his wabbit ego. I mean, who on earth would keep this monster of a thread going unless they enjoyed the glare of publicity? certainly not normal everyday humans like you or I, or even the Insurance Vampire. Nope, it's quite obvious that the thread is being deliberately kept alive by this phoney discourse between Eskwilurx and "Tors" - whoever he is. Rather like those phoney messages from "the ERF" - no doubt another one of the Eshkuilackshes imaginary friends. Mind you, seeing as he's imaginary himself, it's only to be expected that he has made-up friends too.

stuck in his upside-down dank hole as he is, out of touch with reality, believing the fake reports of success and GB-induced wondrousness brought by Jaggy, and with his judgement clouded by too much out-of-date "non-alcoholic" GB that's gone "off", the Wabbit clearly thinks we aren't onto his game. He wants the 1000th post in thsi dreadful thread for himself. I'm betting Digital Dru gets it (that "Swiss" watch will be timing to pefection thar, boy!)

Indeed, he just may make the 1,000 but I have a feeling he would need co-conspirators to assist. Granted he and Tors can waffle 'till the proverbial cows come home but to make it look less contrived he would need some daft members who were willing to simply keep posting inane drivel such as we have already witnessed for the last 46 pages. The saddest thing is I also believe he will find such assistants quite readily.

By the way, Digital Dru? Wearer of the Binary Cloak? Ain't heared that name in a long time. The boys back at the Megalithic Stock Exchange will be tickled to hear his mention again.

>>>> The Lapinary Times <<<<
Dateline: Dank Hole, Esquilaxitavia
- Becky Bucktuth

Amidst a thumping throng of Esquilaxitavians in the Great Chamber of the Ginger Brewery, a new proclamation was read to the rodentia of the land:

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Henceforrth, our Esquilax also shall be known as the Dear Leader or 'DL' for the sake of efficiency in text but which, when seen in text shall be verbalized as 'Dear Leader' and not as 'D L.'

Furthermore, let it be known amongst the faithful that snorffling shall remain in the exclusive use of the DL, not to be imitated by its minions, faithful and fawning as they may care to be.

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After the reading of this proclamation, the crowd that had gathered scurried about suppressing snorffles and muttering to themselves about the Dear Leader. This writer not being well versed in Esquilaxitavian Lapin, had difficulty in understanding whether those mutterings were reverent or vehement.

Our covert hopperatives burrowed deep within Esqulurksian cover alerted my H.Q. about this development some time ago. Your quotes only serve to validate our worst fears. As is well know the common language of the Esquilurksian (false)God is said to be a mish-mash (technical terminoligy) of Hingrish and Phrenshce.

The subliminal message contained in the name of the Dear Leader also known as the Dark Lord has been deciphered by our Bureau of Degobbledegooking. It translates into their native tongue as: Le Dread Ear!!!...! This name strikes fear into the poor common folk of the land as does the horrific image of the Dread Eared beast itself.