Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:35 pm
Lies! the Tawakalnistani economy is self-sufficient in everything (except Sweet Aftons and Hershey Bars) Why, everyone knows how our sand-mines are booming - we have so much surplus sand we can export it. We also have vast quantities of camel dung, and our sports facilities are the envy of the (fairly uncivilised) world. Fraternal foreign governments send their death squads to us to learn the techniques of football stadium torture and executions. Look at the sales of tents, soaring in Tawakalnistan every day as people willingly adopt the semi-nomadic lifestyles of their forefathers, giving up the temptations and stresses of urban living. And I've just had a new telly in the Grand Palace erm Mosque, so obviously things can't be bad at all.
The contribution of our vast numbers of enslaved rabbit prisoners is negligible taken as a percentage of our GDP, but we have to do something with them.
Don't beleive anyone who tells you otherwise! Wabbits are just a pest - we don' need them!
I would also like to point out how our advanced modern technologies are being utilised to assist other nations in their struggle against the Rabbit menace..
Even the Australian govt has asked for out help, this diagram clearly shows how the Land of Oz is being plagued by the hoppity folk emanating from the Burrow located in the dark purple bit..
it's only right and proper that us pious Tawakalnis assist in the eradication of these degenrate hoppers, as this picture clearly shows the social deviance their disruptive behaviour behoves..
these cunningly disguised traps are being distributed worldwide as we speak..
(All Tawakalnistani high-technology products come with a lifetime warranty underwritten by Indycorp, USA - your flexible immoral worldwide insurance conglomerate)
Jag - I'd eat you.
Insurance Man - you weren't complaining when you came to "research new markets and business opportunities"
Vulture Boy - I've got a special burquak just for you - it says "cook at gas mark 5 for 90 minutes or until juices run clear" on the label!
The contribution of our vast numbers of enslaved rabbit prisoners is negligible taken as a percentage of our GDP, but we have to do something with them.
Don't beleive anyone who tells you otherwise! Wabbits are just a pest - we don' need them!
I would also like to point out how our advanced modern technologies are being utilised to assist other nations in their struggle against the Rabbit menace..
Even the Australian govt has asked for out help, this diagram clearly shows how the Land of Oz is being plagued by the hoppity folk emanating from the Burrow located in the dark purple bit..
it's only right and proper that us pious Tawakalnis assist in the eradication of these degenrate hoppers, as this picture clearly shows the social deviance their disruptive behaviour behoves..
these cunningly disguised traps are being distributed worldwide as we speak..
(All Tawakalnistani high-technology products come with a lifetime warranty underwritten by Indycorp, USA - your flexible immoral worldwide insurance conglomerate)
Jag - I'd eat you.
Insurance Man - you weren't complaining when you came to "research new markets and business opportunities"
Vulture Boy - I've got a special burquak just for you - it says "cook at gas mark 5 for 90 minutes or until juices run clear" on the label!
. But choose your side carefully...
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it's semi-skimmed milk and low-fat food that I fear the most - cigarettes and high-fat foods and lots of salt are what keeps me alive! Plus Tawakalnistani doctors have the finest leeches in the world, and their trepanning and cupping skills are second to none. Ah, the miracles of modern science.