pah...

The war is still going I see?? wouldn't be a tota surprise, those bloody rabbits breed like well... rabbits, Might I suggest you move the war underground?? if you capture just the one off bit of sick rabbits I doubt you'd gain much in the war effort

Might I suggest releasing some kind of Nerve agent into the burrows?? as a means of alternate "population control"?? its a far more effective means then your original plan...

ah, noble trusty Locutuov, brave warrior friend of the Tawakalnistani people! trust you to foment a throughly despicable plan to deal with these pesky carrot-munchers en masse!

following your worthy and insightful advice, Tawakalni biological weapon research labs (insured by IndyCorp Inc <Offshore Services Division> N.D., USA) have developed a lethal new strain of mixedupmetoesees-X..


..a cunning Tawakalni lure entices the hoppity folk into my erm "our" trap..



...the greedy little long-eared pests take the bait..


here's the final result on the furry hoppers..


..and their ultimate fate..


I hereby grant our loyal ally Locutuv the rank of Fidayi (not not Finaldayi) and make him a Hero of the Tawakalnistan Republic with the award of the Grand Order of the Mullah. Three cheers for General Locutuv!

Take that you scwewy Wabbit! and I'm still going to cull those wabbit pwisoners!

You know, I've always wondered what you would do if you captured me Taw (extremely hypothetical situation). I mean, you certainly can't stew me and I've developed an immunity to all strains of mixedupmetoesees. Plus I have also gained a bit of diplomatic immunity after some sneakery.

The wabbits are nice I'm on your side Esquilax. Who could harm one of those creatures.

Calling some of your Commie friends to help you fight dirty, eh Mullah? Well your efforts are futile! Once I get through the four meetings I have today, and the interview that I am conducting with a colleague, I'll be back to put you in your place, along with your Pinko friends! Oh yes, you'll learn!

Fleish - Your support is appreciated. Feel like a suici-I mean, *challenging* mission behind enemy lines?

Edited by - esquilax on 9/19/2006 4:44:21 PM

I am ready Esquilax. Save the wabbit's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Taw- I suggest you come to the U.S. and borrow some of our famous E.coli contaminated spinach to feed the rabbits! That should have the burrows down in days!

Tawakalni *women* marching off to war.....

Say Taw, I thought your code or whatever, prohibited women from fighting in wars. Looks like your people are bending some the rules eh?

no, you have it wrong, they're off to collect honey from behives..

You know, that arm in the forground looks an awfull lot like a guys. Hmmm, Guys under cover??

maybe she ripped it off a man?

Now to respond to yesterday's Tawakalnist propaganda...

The loyal Esquilaxitavians that you allegedly hold prisoner are an infinitesimal part of the Esquilaxian People's Pacifist Army (soon to be renamed), and are part of my rabbit mujahideen "HEAT" (the Holy army of Esquilaxitavia Against Tawakalnistan). Hence, they would gladly give their lives in glorious battle against the evil forces of Tawakalnistan, particularly as they will travel to paradise (Rabbit Heaven) after death. Even if this were not the case, I could not capitulate to your outrageous demands! Esquilaxitavia will not bow to such threats, as it would only encourage further attacks. Besides, I have had Esquilaxitavia's business analysts and economic forecasters look into the economic impact upon stopping the conflict, and they have found some disturbing results.

It is well known that the people of Tawakalnistan have a taste for rabbits and, due to the fact that they live in a desert and possess 15th century irrigation systems for their fields, they cannot produce enough food to feed themselves. It is at this point that Esquilaxitavia comes in, as the cannibals of Tawakalnistan have been living off the army of the Rabbit-God and indeed, their entire economy is based around rabbits and associated products such as rabbit-fur bags:



...and live rabbit sales:



As can be seen above, Tawakalnaboobistan need the war with Rabbitopia in order to survive. Hence, if Esquilaxitavia cannot win through traditional methods and attrition, we will fight Tawakalnistan with our economic might. Victory will be ours! And the Mullah boasted that Esquilaxitavian imports would not cripple them...

As for your chemical attacks you don't scare us! We've lived through worse! I remember the time that the Mullah tried to dislodge our advance guard from Tawakalnistan by playing truly abominable songs such as "Achy Breaky Heart" through very large speakers. *Shudder* True, the brave warriors of Esquilaxitavia endured, but we didn't think that even the Moolah could stoop that low!

Edited by - esquilax on 10/1/2006 7:42:31 PM

I wonder how many google hits on 'rabbit' will show up as TLR pages now... this place is going to be the world's foremost authority before too long.