"It has been made clear to me that certain statements have been taken out of context in the stance of Jaskatoria in this holy war. The Jaskatorian Government would like to announce the following:
-:- Due to Swissdruland's trade embargo on cheap russian automobiles and Irish Whiskey, Jaskatoria refuses to trade any of Jaskatoria's Petroleum supplies, as well as all of Jaskatoria's fine Tobacco shipments, and all the overpriced good which are being resold to make profit, to the nation of Swissdruland.
-:- The alliance between Jaskatoria and Esquilaxitavia was one of treaties, not of spiritual connection. The constant use of Jaskatorian soil by Tawakalnistani and Swissdrulandian commandos has risen to an unacceptable level lately, hence why the Jaskatorian Government decided to act on the Melbourne treaty.
-:- Jaskatoria is looking to settle any disputes between the warring nations using a peaceful measures, but is willing to defend the Jaskatorian Nation and it's people if the need arises.
We would like to also state that in no way, is Jaskatoria a convert of the Rabbit-God's religion, only an ally in the conflict, an would wish to to stay out of any 'holy' part of this war."
This has been Brendan Wheeler, for Jaskatoria National News, Exsclusive to UHF Channel 28. Channel 28, where low class European erotica is shown to small children.
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Edited by - jake_langley on 12/4/2005 12:40:57 AM