Mustang must be getting pretty desperate if
he needs to bribe people to follow him.

an clear act of desperation by a decadent society on the brink of collapse!

(actually if birds like that are on offer I'd change sides meself - if I wasn't 100% committed to the cause, of course )

I must remember to ask the Minister for Internal Security if he's dealt with that Spectre rabble-rouser yet..

secret memo to all Ministers & Revolutionary Guards: I'm rather concerned about the development of "mechs" by the Mustantopians, even though they've only got one and the pilot is otherwise engaged with booze and chicks. We need a countermeasure weapon that we can build & deploy quickly and cheaply - mega-cheap cos we're skint



Edited by - Tawakalna on 29-12-2003 15:38:15

Revered Leader, a new inspirational march for the coming offensive.....

Tawakalnian soldiers! Marching on to war!
With one truth as judgment.
Uncle knows the score.

Mustantopia shivers...
Its Emp'ror wears no clothes!
If e'er there were a bad despot
Then we will him depose...

Tawakalnian soldiers! Marching on to war!
With one truth as judgment.
Uncle knows the score.

<to the tune of Onward Christian Soldiers!>

PS: I wish to report further on progress in recruitment of PWAHGL. We now have the super elite corps of cadettes ready willing and waiting. Unlike the regulars, the Cadettes will be in the vanguard:



BTW, you cannot buy our Cadettes with Mustmarks. Only Morrisson's vouchers indorsed by the PDRNS/UPSTR Agitprop Minister, namely moi, will do!



Edited by - Indy11 on 29-12-2003 16:42:38

Taw, How can we be skint???

The mint is yours, and anyway, in a october revolutionary republic there is no need of money, the people here work for the love of their Leader.

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

And thats why the Mustopians will win! We know the importance of paying people to do work for us. Love can fade, but money is forever.

Life: No one gets out alive.

/beams with pride at the sight of his new personal corps of female bodyguards

The Agitprop Minister has excelled himself. For his devotion to the cause I bestow on him the Revolutionary Order of the Oatcakes with crossed Pikelets! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

Mustantopia "must" fall now, their Daftonian allies have proven fickle, the Revolutionary ranks are swelling with new recruits.

*Gets in his mech and activates his cloaking device*

Female bodygurds Taw? What would the wife say?

Life: No one gets out alive.

URGENT @Loc - Minister of Defense / War.
URGENT @ff - Director of Media / Cold Fusion Warheads
URGENT CC: - Revered Leader

We have received information from our propoganda agents that there is a whisper campaign against us concerning some fool in a cloaked mech. This poses problems for us on the Agitprop front as this cloaked mech is being piloted by a mercenary who is NOT a Mustantopian. This may be taken by others to imply that the Evil Mustang has friends. LIttle do they know the price EM has had to pay: $1Bn = 1,000,000,000Bn Mustmarks.

We are working to devise a means of undermining this pyschological threat but I thought I would alert you to this new development in case it is a physical threat.

*clicks heels and salutes*
"EY UP TAW!"

I knew all those years of watching the borg episodes came to right sometime!

don't mind the twerp, I have built a multi-frequency band killswitch with a prime trinary helix band coding. they need to input the exact opposite of the killswitch
to deactivate it,

*Presses Killswitch*, *Watches micro-singularity bomb go off killing the fool in the process, before he got to the mustantopian border*

No mind my Liege, technology evolutionizes. and soon we will have better technology then what the fool attempted to take, in fact I just got a call from one of the workers, its done!!

__________________________________________________________
Oh, dear, How sad, Never mind!!-Battery Sergeant Major Williams
Plus the newest addition!!-

No matter, the cloaked Mech's are now in full production at a secret production base deep within the confines of Mount RILMS (dedicated to the Honorable Minister of Torture and Random Beatings). Soon an entire legion of Mustantopian Mechs will be amassed along the borders, ready to strike deep into PDRNS territory. Shoddy communist workmanship will be the downfall of the entire Republic, killswitch or no killswitch, it is doomed to failure.

it just so happens i have a device against cloaking technology, and i have sent someone to mount rilms.

I have shot some traitors (always good to have a purge now and then!) I mean,

"After careful and just deliberation the Dear Leader has purified the Party of foreign inspired dissent, and the Central Committee of the people's Tawakalnic Party has been restructured as follows:

Tawakalna; Revered Leader, Commander-in-Chief of the Revolutionary Armed Forces, Father to his People.
Locutus; General of the Revolutionary Armed Forces, Commander of the Special revolutionary Guard, Hero of the Tawakalnic Republic (not to be allowed near a particle accelerator)
Indy11; Chief Commissar for Agitation Propaganda & Morality, First Minister for State Security (Ed, you're "Head" of the KGB! )
freighter fighter; Director of State Film & Drama Unit (get some work done! )
Griffon_26; Political Commissar for Internal Special Actions
Orillion; Minister for War Production (produce war)
Aceaz; Commander of Revolutionary Guard Shock Tank Army (you'll be shocked if you actually get any tanks)
dark_reaper; Commissar for Military Intelligence (find some)
esquilax; Ministry of Science, Technology & Weapons Development (tough, you're conscripted )
zeratural; Special Operations Commissariat (so special he doesn't know them yet - nor do I)
Taw's kids; Young Pioneers "Jumping-in-front-of-Battlemechs-cutely-in-an-animesqe-please dont-shoot-me-style" Regiment

and to further boost the victorious war effort, an insight into the Dear Leader's plans to crush the XXXX-drinking, barbie-guzzling, womanising Emperor of the last 'Tang Dynasty of Mustantopia..



btw your Musto-Mechs will freeze in the winters of Wolstanton Marsh, and then my brilliant tactics of mass human-wave assaults and shooting traitors will guarantee Victory for the Revolution! In gratitude to everyone who volunteers and faces the enemy, you will get one of these..



..and here the People thank Taw for the benefits he (I) bring to their lives..










Edited by - Tawakalna on 30-12-2003 01:47:54

fine, no more propaganda for you, im now a freelance propagandist.

don't put your personal feelings above the good of the Party! (anyway i was just mid-edit thinking up a fancy title for you so there! )

Edited by - Tawakalna on 30-12-2003 00:50:16