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Utopias

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Indy11

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:30 am

<MEMO>
To: Dir - SFDU / CFW
From: Ch. Com. - AM / FM - SS
cc: RL
Subj: Operation Underwhelm

We must show the Mustantopian resistors the futility of their fight. Somehow, they seem to believe that the Revered Leader actually cares whether annexation happens.

This is very far from the truth. Well. OK. He cares whether we win or lose this war but that is an entirely different matter.

Mustantopian women are known for their comeliness. How else can they draw the attention of their otherwise resinated wine sodden male compatriots? But now that we have fulfilled our recruitment goals in the Elite Cadettes of PWAGHL, the Revered Leaders' interest in Musty women has waned.

During this hiatus, we "must " strike quickly. Prepare a video clip which shows the Revered Leader as he steadily drains a bottle of Stoli while spewing....er proclaiming new truths about society and philosophy and saturate their airwaves.

This should make the Mustantopian men overawed with the seemingly bottomless well that is the Revered Leader's appetite for Stoli and present to the Musty women the fact that we PDRNSers are no little shakes at being "men" and are even more of a challenge to their comely ways.

Edited by - Indy11 on 30-12-2003 02:40:36

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:32 am

Good news!
Our scientists just finished a new weapon, A improvement of the ION-cannon, called the ION-Z cannon:



and we also invented the Hellstrike Missiles, that is 4 x a Nucler Bomb and annilathes all life in a radius of 256 km for 140 years. As a show of gratitude, i've taken the liberty to send one to the leader of the Mustantopian dog-pig Empire.



Edited by - Orillion on 30-12-2003 02:33:19

Aceaz

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:32 am

My great leader, Taw. I come to you with some unfortunate news. My primary offensive into Mustopia have befallen a great setback. While moving a military convey over the border, we encountered what appeared to be a farm. Aware that the Mustantopians were likely to have beeen brainwashed we opened fire.



Unfortunately, the cows appeared to have been injected with some kind of radioactive substance. The result of a stray missile was, to be frank, devastating. This picture was taken from an observation post 2 miles away


These terrorist tactics will not be stood for sir, but I regret a large portion of our military might has been destroyed. I throw myself upon your mercy.



Self improvement is masturbation ---Tyler Durden (Fight Club)

Edited by - Aceaz on 30-12-2003 02:34:20

Geekus Maximus

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:36 am

Geeks rule the earth and destroy those who say otherwise hhahahahaha

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:36 am

What?
This is a act that not will go unpunished. I will get rid of this farm myself, using some advanced Tawakalnian technology. A squad under direct control from me is in this moment flying in and droping this baby on the farm:



Edited by - Orillion on 30-12-2003 02:37:22

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:44 am

Here's the latest state-of-the-art technology space ship, with 4 burst cannons and a missile pods it's equiped to take out any Mustantopian dog it may enqounter.

freighter fighter

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:54 am



i launched an offensive to destroy mustantopias main hydroelectric dam

and i sucseeded in my goal

Edited by - freighter fighter on 30-12-2003 02:57:07

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 2:58 am

@ ff: i launched one to:

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:01 am

I acctualy launched four:







Locutov

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:09 am

Cease these activities At Once!!!
This is considered Spam!!!
If you want to get this thread clicked. Then By all means do, but not in my lifetime.
If this doesn't stop I will be forced to take action against the spamming.

Now get on with the topic. Without Spamming it with unnecessary pictures

Thank you.


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Edited by - Locutus on 30-12-2003 03:10:59

mustang

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:29 am

Setlle down guys, your posting of random pictures of plastic toys and C&C screenshots is bordering on spam. Do not forget that Emporer Mustang still has the ultimate weapon and will have no show no hesitation in using the *click* bomb if he deems it necessary.

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:37 am

Mustang: The *click* bomb is outside the game rules If you are allowed to use it for the winning of the Mustatonian dog-pig empire, then we must be allowed to invent the "where-are-you-Fear-Factor-please-come-and-help-us-get-rid-of-this-dangerous-moderator" cannon

Ok, i'll settle down. *whisper* for a while, muahahaha!

mustang

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:41 am

In the interests of moderating this forum effectively (which is my job). I will have no hesitation of clicking this thread if you guys do not behave yourselves.

Orillion.

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 3:49 am

As said, i'll behave

RILMS

Post Tue Dec 30, 2003 6:13 am

Wow...going to work and comming back makes this thread grow....

And ya, this is kinda odd...if this was to be a real game, i'd be kool if we had a map, capitals, military bases, fundings and such.

Doing it this way, I could just say, "I activate the shield, and a powerful shield envolopes the land killing all intruders."

Life: No one gets out alive.

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