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Indy11

Post Sat Dec 27, 2003 6:38 am

*Hundreds of minivans with large speaker horns sprouting from their roofs drive through the streets of Daftonian cities and towns and throughout the countryside blaring the Taw Way March*

"Ey up Taw, a weemoway, a weemoway, a weemoway..."
"Ey up Taw, a weemoway, a weemoway, a weemoway..."
"Ey up Taw, a weemoway, a weemoway, a weemoway..."
"Ey up Taw, a weemoway, a weemoway, a weemoway..."

*Nightly news broadcases in the PRNS a/k/a PDRNS and Daftonia feature the inspiring exhortations of the Central Committe of the People's Popular Socialistic Party.

"He looks good in dresses!"
"Morrisons are the best bargain!"
"The only voice of the people. The Voice of Democracy!"

The Army of the People's Revolution, the Pink Army, parade daily down the main throroughfares of PRNS a/k/a PDRNS and Daftonian cities.

The People's Women's Auxiliary Home Guard Legion (PWAHGL) daily follow the Pink Army a respectful 5 kilometers behind the PA rearguard, wearing their official camouflage pattern paper bags over their heads with holes precisely aligned with their eyes.

Edited by - Indy11 on 27-12-2003 06:53:41

zlo

Post Sat Dec 27, 2003 10:32 pm

@Mustang: Your Imperial Highness, I came over to check what I posted last night, for, being totally engaged into training for the drinking competition, I do not clearly ... eek... remember what I wrote, but now I see, that everything is going well, and nobody can stand in my way. I think it would be a good idea to recruit Chetnik, since he could be the only worthy adversary in this matter. With us two standing at Your side, You should fear no petty attempts to overthrow your righteous power. Yours truly,
The Official Minister of Smoking and Drinking Affairs

"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy"

Nickless V2

Post Sat Dec 27, 2003 11:10 pm

Locutus British? Hah! I have never seen anyone trying so hard to become what he will never be. How can anyone trust anybody pretending to be something he's not. Therefore the credibility of the trusting is lost. You might have survived those Puns, but next time you mont be so lucky.

I will retreat into the land of Mustantopia as said before and join Mustangs army. You have not heared the last of me. Muahahahahahahaaaaaa *cough* *cough* *gurgle* *spit*

Oh and, who's the Dachshund you're talking about?

Edit: Damn spelling.

Daft Vader - I am your father.
sS - Noooooooo! I demand a DNA-test.
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It's better to chase a rabbit then to catch a hare...

Edited by - Nickless: Episode V on 27-12-2003 23:10:30

freighter fighter

Post Sat Dec 27, 2003 11:10 pm

zlo, look up! ooops too late * zlo is wiped out in the first of the explosions form my cold fusion warheads *

mustang

Post Sat Dec 27, 2003 11:58 pm

or so it would seem, as every Mustantopian has been supplied with a personal cold fusion warhead shield. While chaos reigns down around him, I can assure you that the Honorable Minister for Smoking and Drinking Affairs remains quite safe.

Tawakalna

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 1:02 am

it is of no consequence. We have other, better weapons. Tesla tanks, Electro-troopers, Yuri's, Kirov airships, Siege helicopters, Apocalypsa tan... oh no that's RA2 isn't it? I must learn the difference between reality and fiction one day.

freighter fighter

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 1:43 am

how did this go from a discussion on utopias to whatever it is now?

Aceaz

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:25 am

Who cares how it started, this thread rocks! I feel compelled to enforce Taw's iron will. Soon, Mustantopia will fall into place, in the grand empire that is PDRNS.

Revolution!

Indy11

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 4:01 am

*ahem*

@Ace

Please be reminded that this is a People's Republic, and not an Empire. It is important for the Party faithful to remain resolutely clear in thought and speach as we send forth our messages on the Tawakalnian Dialectic.

If the oppressed peoples of Mustantopia decide through the exercise of informed self-determination to annex themselves to the People's Republic to become an integral part of the PRNS/PDRNS, the Revered Leader will effect a referendum to form a new federation perhaps to be called the Union of Peoples Socialistic Tawakalnian Republics.

Edited by - Indy11 on 29-12-2003 16:32:52

mustang

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 10:52 am

Heathen!!

Never will Mustantopia or her allies fall under the banner of Tawakalna. Soon you will all lay down the arms of the false prophet and recognise your true leader.
Although I would advise Indy to remain steadfast, as the Emporer has placed a million Mustmark bounty on his head.

Tawakalna

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 12:03 pm

Mustmarks? Hah! the worthless token of a debased and decadent society on the verge of collapse. Comrades, the victory of the Revolution is nigh! First Daftonia, then Mustantopia, then the world!

do not worry about petty matters such as voting or freedom of expression, in the new democratic socialist order, these problems are taken care of by the Party so you don't have to concern yourselves. All future referenda and elections have already been appropriately decided by your Dear Leader (me)

mustang

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 12:55 pm



This has been a paid propaganda advertisement by the Imperial Ministry of Defence.
All hail Emperor Mustang!

Edited by - Mustang on 28-12-2003 12:58:24

Tawakalna

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 3:26 pm

right that's it! To War! after the kids finish their homework..



..even Taw's kids (and their m8's) fight for the Revolution and Uncle Taw!



..the Workers appreciate Taw's sacrifice and offer to help out over the Chris-Taw-Mas period, while the Soldiers and Sailors defend our S-Taw-ffordshire Motherland..



..and doesn't that bloke look a bit like Locutus? The Minister of the Revolutionary Armed Forces has been made a Hero of the Tawakalnic Republic for his inspired defence of the Motherland!





Edited by - Tawakalna on 28-12-2003 22:32:08

mustang

Post Sun Dec 28, 2003 11:52 pm

Your patriotic workers are looking a little bit dishevled there Taw. Perhaps they would prefer the clean uniforms and 3 square meals that can only be found in the Mustantopian Army.

Tawakalna

Post Mon Dec 29, 2003 12:14 am

at least my workers have a pair of legs each, unlike your soldiers who have 2 bodies but only one pair of legs. also your soldiers look like my 1/48th scale army men from my old toybox. my workers will just be able to stand on them, ur guys are only 1 & 1/2 " tall

and my dad can't help look dishevelled, he's getting on a bit u know



Edited by - Tawakalna on 29-12-2003 00:52:02

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